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Bobsprit December 28th 03 02:13 AM

What did Santa Bring ya???
 
Garmin's paltry one-year warranty says they
believe their units are good for AT LEAST one
year.


Since a Kia has a ten year warranty and the Toyota camry just 3....then by your
logic the Kia is better?
Neal, you just been handed your ass again...and it was you!

BWahahahaha! Stomp!

RB

Simple Simon December 28th 03 02:21 AM

What did Santa Bring ya???
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
Why be sorry. Somebody paid extra for that three-
year replacement warranty which is really just an
insurance policy.

Nope, it was a gift but also through a friend who got us the warranty for
nothing.
Better in every way than your GPS and with a better warranty.



Yes, Booby, I believe you. Bwahahahahahahahaha! Your
friend just plucked it right off the Garmin tree in his
backyard.

S.Simon



Simple Simon December 28th 03 02:24 AM

What did Santa Bring ya???
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
Garmin's paltry one-year warranty says they
believe their units are good for AT LEAST one
year.


Since a Kia has a ten year warranty and the Toyota camry just 3....then by your
logic the Kia is better?


Yes, that's a valid assumption when it comes to the drive train
which the long warranty covers. It doesn't mean the Kia is
a better car overall but it does mean the manufacturer is
building the parts that are warranted for such a long period
of time to last that period of time.


Bwahahahahhahah! Bitch Slap!

S.Simon



Frank Maier December 29th 03 01:25 AM

What did Santa Bring ya???
 
Horvath replied:
(Frank Maier) wrote:
Horvath asked:
What kind of sword? I've got plenty of swords. My favorite is an
authentic samurai sword, with an engraved and painted dragon handle.
I did some touch up on the handle myself.


Most people would call it a "katana." Gendaito, shinken, and a whole
buncha other Japanese words are all appropriate; but katana pretty
much describes it accurately.


Yes. it's a katana. I didn't think you knew what it was...snip...
It's folded steel. Made in Spain.


I was describing my sword. Yours is, as I suspected, a cheap knockoff,
a step above Chinese stainless, but still... an authentic *Spanish*
Samurai sword? Go ahead and do all the touchups you want; you can't
harm the value of something which has none to begin with.

....snip...
You should have got the car.


I like the car I have now; but thanks for the advice. Got any stock
market recommendations for me?

Horvath December 29th 03 03:49 AM

What did Santa Bring ya???
 
On 28 Dec 2003 17:25:34 -0800, (Frank Maier) wrote
this crap:


Yes. it's a katana. I didn't think you knew what it was...snip...
It's folded steel. Made in Spain.


I was describing my sword. Yours is, as I suspected, a cheap knockoff,
a step above Chinese stainless, but still... an authentic *Spanish*
Samurai sword? Go ahead and do all the touchups you want; you can't
harm the value of something which has none to begin with.



It's too bad you know nothing about swords. The best ones are made in
Spain.

You shoulda bought the car.




This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe

Rick December 29th 03 06:43 AM

What did Santa Bring ya???
 
Simple Simon wrote:

Maybe you use your "excitement" for a
sword to compensate for a small penis or
erectile dysfunction?


Sort of like you use your "license" and call yourself a "captain."

Rick


Simple Simon December 29th 03 03:40 PM

What did Santa Bring ya???
 

"Rick" wrote in message link.net...
Simple Simon wrote:

Maybe you use your "excitement" for a
sword to compensate for a small penis or
erectile dysfunction?


Sort of like you use your "license" and call yourself a "captain."


Sort of like your fetish with stalking me because
I obtained as a hobby what you've worked your
entire worthless little life for?

S.Simon



Joe December 29th 03 05:13 PM

What did Santa Bring ya???
 
Horvath wrote in message . ..
On 28 Dec 2003 17:25:34 -0800, (Frank Maier) wrote
this crap:


Yes. it's a katana. I didn't think you knew what it was...snip...
It's folded steel. Made in Spain.


I was describing my sword. Yours is, as I suspected, a cheap knockoff,
a step above Chinese stainless, but still... an authentic *Spanish*
Samurai sword? Go ahead and do all the touchups you want; you can't
harm the value of something which has none to begin with.



It's too bad you know nothing about swords. The best ones are made in
Spain.



whorebath,

Your a blooming idiot. Anybody that would collect Toledo swords or a
spanish wallhanger like yours as an investment or item of pride has
very low standards. The best swords in the world are "were" made in
japan. Your Folded steel spanish samari katana is the joke of the
century. Just wait and your folded steel blades finish will start
flaking off just like on the dragon, after all its just a cheap fake
of the real thing embellished for idiots that know nothing.

Your a fool.

Joe






You shoulda bought the car.




This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe


jlrogers December 29th 03 05:37 PM

What did Santa Bring ya???
 
Ah, come on, Joe, tell us what you really think.


Joe wrote:
Horvath wrote in message
. ..
On 28 Dec 2003 17:25:34 -0800, (Frank Maier) wrote
this crap:


Yes. it's a katana. I didn't think you knew what it was...snip...
It's folded steel. Made in Spain.

I was describing my sword. Yours is, as I suspected, a cheap
knockoff, a step above Chinese stainless, but still... an authentic
*Spanish* Samurai sword? Go ahead and do all the touchups you want;
you can't harm the value of something which has none to begin with.



It's too bad you know nothing about swords. The best ones are made
in Spain.



whorebath,

Your a blooming idiot. Anybody that would collect Toledo swords or a
spanish wallhanger like yours as an investment or item of pride has
very low standards. The best swords in the world are "were" made in
japan. Your Folded steel spanish samari katana is the joke of the
century. Just wait and your folded steel blades finish will start
flaking off just like on the dragon, after all its just a cheap fake
of the real thing embellished for idiots that know nothing.

Your a fool.

Joe






You shoulda bought the car.




This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe




Rick December 29th 03 06:58 PM

What did Santa Bring ya???
 
Simple Simon wrote:

Sort of like your fetish with stalking me because
I obtained as a hobby what you've worked your
entire worthless little life for?


Bwahahahahahahaha ... stalking? No, just stepping on a cockroach. Nil,
you make such a wide target of yourself it is impossible to not step on
you in any thread. IF you insist on painting a big bullseye on your ass
then you have to live with getting a sharp stick in it wherever you post.

You are such an easy target ...

Bwahahahahahahahaahah ... obtained a hobby? Got stuck with a broken
derelict.

Rick



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