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Oingo Boingo December 26th 03 05:11 PM

What did Santa Bring ya???
 
Santa, Smanta!

Everyday is Christmas with Goerge W. Bush in the White House!

Everyone gets a piece of the ever growing government pie!

Free pills, tarriffs, pork, you name it!

Sorry, Santa Bush is not giving more freedom this year, or next year or
ever. Quaff a few government pills and it won't feel so bad. Don't worry -
your kids and grandkids that survive the war will be paying for it!

OB



Simple Simon December 26th 03 09:15 PM

What did Santa Bring ya???
 
I didn't get a single thing other than a couple
lame Christmas cards.

So, I biked to West Marine today and bought
myself a new handheld GPS. I ended up getting
the Standard Horizon Magnum 40. It doesn't
have mapping features like the Magnum 50 but
is only cost $179 vs. $299. It comes with a
PC cord that allows it to input it's position
to my laptop on which I have digital charts
and the Cap'n and Offshore Navigator
programs. (all bootlegged, of course)

One thing the Standard Horizon has that no
other handheld I researched is a THREE YEAR
Warranty. Take that, Bobsprit!

S.Simon

I figured out why I don't get presents for
Christmas. Why by stuff when it's so easy
to get most stuff free?

S.Simon


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
What did everyone get???

My list will be posted Monday!


Capt RB




Simple Simon December 26th 03 09:35 PM

What did Santa Bring ya???
 
Pretty feisty for someone with a stopped-up kidney.

S.Simon


"Nora_h" wrote in message ...
two pieces of coal LOL



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"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
What did everyone get???

My list will be posted Monday!


Capt RB






SAIL LOCO December 26th 03 09:52 PM

What did Santa Bring ya???
 
So, I biked to West Marine today and bought myself a new handheld GPS.

I guess you need to see if your mooring is dragging.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
Trains are a winter sport

Simple Simon December 26th 03 10:06 PM

What did Santa Bring ya???
 

"SAIL LOCO" wrote in message ...
So, I biked to West Marine today and bought myself a new handheld GPS.

I guess you need to see if your mooring is dragging.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
Trains are a winter sport


Smart Aleck! My mooring doesn't drag. I will be able to
use the new GPS while cruising the Bahamasin a month or
two.

I'll think about you snowed in up there in the hinterlands
playing with your trains and hoping for a thaw.

S.Simon



Donal December 27th 03 12:25 AM

What did Santa Bring ya???
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
What did everyone get???

My list will be posted Monday!



What was the highlight of your Christmas?

For me, the best bit was the whole family playing a silly word game, after
the dinner.

Regards


Donal
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Frank Maier December 27th 03 03:39 AM

What did Santa Bring ya???
 
(Bobsprit) asked:
What did everyone get???


I do kendo and iaido, which have gotten unhappily popular since _The
Last Samurai_. Anyway, I've been wanting a new sword; I've lusted for
a couple of years for a blade by Fujiwara Kanefusa. His price is 2~2.5
million yen and creation time is pushing a year; but, Hey!, you only
live once. So, for this Christmas, I placed an order for a new sword!

Ho! Ho! Ho! Prepare to repel boarders!

Frank

Bobsprit December 27th 03 03:42 AM

What did Santa Bring ya???
 
One thing the Standard Horizon has that no
other handheld I researched is a THREE YEAR
Warranty. Take that, Bobsprit!


My mapping Garmin mapping 76 was free (a gift), has a 3 year REPLACEMENT
warranty.
Sorry.

RB

Bobsprit December 27th 03 03:42 AM

What did Santa Bring ya???
 
Smart Aleck! My mooring doesn't drag.

But your sense of humor and personality do!

RB

Bobsprit December 27th 03 03:46 AM

What did Santa Bring ya???
 
My list will be posted Monday!


What was the highlight of your Christmas?

After our friends left, Suzanne and I watched the Alistar Simm version of
Scrooge and fell asleep together...simple things are often the best.

RB


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