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What did Santa Bring ya???
On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 00:25:43 -0000, "Donal"
wrote this crap: "Bobsprit" wrote in message ... What did everyone get??? My list will be posted Monday! What was the highlight of your Christmas? For me, the best bit was the whole family playing a silly word game, after the dinner. I really pity you. My highlight of the day was leaving after the football game. (The North won again.) This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
What did Santa Bring ya???
And you sound like you had a lobotomy in the week or so you were gone. S.Simon "Bobsprit" wrote in message ... Smart Aleck! My mooring doesn't drag. But your sense of humor and personality do! RB |
What did Santa Bring ya???
"Bobsprit" wrote in message ... One thing the Standard Horizon has that no other handheld I researched is a THREE YEAR Warranty. Take that, Bobsprit! My mapping Garmin mapping 76 was free (a gift), has a 3 year REPLACEMENT warranty. Why be sorry. Somebody paid extra for that three- year replacement warranty which is really just an insurance policy. It means nothing other than some fool paid for what I got free from a manufacturer who is willing to stand behind his unit for three years. This should tell you something. It should tell you the manufacturer expects his unit to hold up for AT LEAST three years of use whereas Garmin's paltry one-year warranty says they believe their units are good for AT LEAST one year. Hahah a hahah ah ha h ah ha! You get what you pay for. If some fool wants to buy as a gift an inferior unit and then pay extra to insure it then it just goes to show your friends are almost as ignorant as you are. S.Simon |
What did Santa Bring ya???
Lighting farts after a big Christmas dinner. Was careful not to set the tree
on fire. "Donal" wrote in message ... "Bobsprit" wrote in message ... What did everyone get??? My list will be posted Monday! What was the highlight of your Christmas? For me, the best bit was the whole family playing a silly word game, after the dinner. Regards Donal -- |
What did Santa Bring ya???
Horvath asked:
What kind of sword? I've got plenty of swords. My favorite is an authentic samurai sword, with an engraved and painted dragon handle. I did some touch up on the handle myself. Most people would call it a "katana." Gendaito, shinken, and a whole buncha other Japanese words are all appropriate; but katana pretty much describes it accurately. But why do I suspect you're ****ing with me? I'm a practitioner, not a collector; but I don't think "authentic" samurai swords have engraved and painted dragon handles. Those are usually reserved for cheap Chinese or Indonesian knockoffs made with stainless steel blades, commonly referred to as "wall hangers." No reputable dojo would ever allow the use of such a sword. If there is such a thing as an historic katana with a carved dragon handle, you've certainly harmed its value by doing your own touchup on it. And if you're not ****ing with me, I apologize for my cynicism. I'm just *very* excited about it and maybe a bit defensive, given that my wife occasionally reminds me that we could have bought a new car instead. Frank |
What did Santa Bring ya???
Maybe you use your "excitement" for a
sword to compensate for a small penis or erectile dysfunction? S.Simon "Frank Maier" wrote in message om... Horvath asked: What kind of sword? I've got plenty of swords. My favorite is an authentic samurai sword, with an engraved and painted dragon handle. I did some touch up on the handle myself. Most people would call it a "katana." Gendaito, shinken, and a whole buncha other Japanese words are all appropriate; but katana pretty much describes it accurately. But why do I suspect you're ****ing with me? I'm a practitioner, not a collector; but I don't think "authentic" samurai swords have engraved and painted dragon handles. Those are usually reserved for cheap Chinese or Indonesian knockoffs made with stainless steel blades, commonly referred to as "wall hangers." No reputable dojo would ever allow the use of such a sword. If there is such a thing as an historic katana with a carved dragon handle, you've certainly harmed its value by doing your own touchup on it. And if you're not ****ing with me, I apologize for my cynicism. I'm just *very* excited about it and maybe a bit defensive, given that my wife occasionally reminds me that we could have bought a new car instead. Frank |
What did Santa Bring ya???
On 27 Dec 2003 14:12:43 -0800, (Frank Maier) wrote
this crap: Horvath asked: What kind of sword? I've got plenty of swords. My favorite is an authentic samurai sword, with an engraved and painted dragon handle. I did some touch up on the handle myself. Most people would call it a "katana." Gendaito, shinken, and a whole buncha other Japanese words are all appropriate; but katana pretty much describes it accurately. Yes. it's a katana. I didn't think you knew what it was. But why do I suspect you're ****ing with me? I'm a practitioner, not a collector; but I don't think "authentic" samurai swords have engraved and painted dragon handles. Those are usually reserved for cheap Chinese or Indonesian knockoffs made with stainless steel blades, commonly referred to as "wall hangers." No reputable dojo would ever allow the use of such a sword. It's folded steel. Made in Spain. If there is such a thing as an historic katana with a carved dragon handle, you've certainly harmed its value by doing your own touchup on it. And if you're not ****ing with me, I apologize for my cynicism. I accept your apology. I merely touched up the nostrils, the inside of the mouth, and the eyes. I'm just *very* excited about it and maybe a bit defensive, given that my wife occasionally reminds me that we could have bought a new car instead. You should have got the car. This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe |
What did Santa Bring ya???
And you sound like you had a lobotomy in the
week or so you were gone. And neal knows this from personal and private experience! RB |
What did Santa Bring ya???
Why be sorry. Somebody paid extra for that three-
year replacement warranty which is really just an insurance policy. Nope, it was a gift but also through a friend who got us the warranty for nothing. Better in every way than your GPS and with a better warranty. SORRY! Bwahahahaha! RB |
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