Hey! Watch yourself.

There is an old joke told around the scenic part of Texas where I grew
up...

....a passerby asks a rancher what land in the area is worth. The
rancher says, "I don't rightly know, but the more you own, the poorer
you are."




On Wed, 17 Dec 2003 09:41:25 +1300, The_navigator©
wrote:

What a waste of space!

;-P

Cheers MC

Jeff Morris wrote:

Area of Texas - 267,000 square miles;

Where did the name Texas come from? Is it derived from T (the brown
beverage) EX (meaning from) AS (short for arse)? So it's like a runny
brown liquid from the arse of the US?

;-P

(heh heh -that'll get them rednecks going.)

Cheers MC

felton wrote:

Hey! Watch yourself.

There is an old joke told around the scenic part of Texas where I grew
up...

...a passerby asks a rancher what land in the area is worth. The
rancher says, "I don't rightly know, but the more you own, the poorer
you are."




On Wed, 17 Dec 2003 09:41:25 +1300, The_navigator©
wrote:


What a waste of space!

;-P

Cheers MC

Jeff Morris wrote:


Area of Texas - 267,000 square miles;

Keep it up and you may wake up in Guantanamo. I hear it is nice
this time of year.


On Wed, 17 Dec 2003 10:02:12 +1300, The_navigator©
wrote:

Where did the name Texas come from? Is it derived from T (the brown
beverage) EX (meaning from) AS (short for arse)? So it's like a runny
brown liquid from the arse of the US?

;-P

(heh heh -that'll get them rednecks going.)

Cheers MC

felton wrote:

Hey! Watch yourself.

There is an old joke told around the scenic part of Texas where I grew
up...

...a passerby asks a rancher what land in the area is worth. The
rancher says, "I don't rightly know, but the more you own, the poorer
you are."




On Wed, 17 Dec 2003 09:41:25 +1300, The_navigator©
wrote:


What a waste of space!

;-P

Cheers MC

Jeff Morris wrote:


Area of Texas - 267,000 square miles;