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"katysails" wrote in message ...

What do you know about boats

I know a great deal more than you in many regards. I know that inserting a piece of plumber pipe up the boom of my boat is going to
destroy it's sailibility; I know that the wood trim in my boat is called "brightwork"; I know that mauve is NOT an interior boat
color and has never figured in to a nautical theme ever I know that varnishing when ones boat is full of cat hair is about one of
the stupidest things I've ever heard.
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My Dear Woman,

This is what I get for defending you against stalkers?

Galvanized iron pipe in the boom has not hurt the performance of my
boat one iota. Furthermore, the term brightwork is used only for
exterior varnished wood. It is not proper to use brightwork for
interior woodwork or trim. Mauve is a most excellent color for
cushions. Studies prove mauve is soothing to the nerves and it
contrasts with sea colors being an earth color itself. It lends
a welcome contrast to the outside sea colors and makes a boat
warm and homey.

The cat hair is a problem but you will notice how I do the
varnishing in the cold season when the cat is growing hair
and not shedding hair. Smarter than you thought, huh?

S.Simon




 
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