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Jonathan Ganz December 10th 03 08:28 AM

Don't Hire This Man!
 
Actually, he set the record for the most incorrect executions of any
governer.

"SAIL LOCO" wrote in message
...
I set the record for the most executions by any Governor in
American history.

Good! Who needs those people around.
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Jonathan Ganz December 10th 03 08:29 AM

Don't Hire This Man!
 
Actually, the number is a bit higher.

"SAIL LOCO" wrote in message
...
With the help of my brother, the Governor of Florida, and my
father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after
losing by over 500,000 votes.

Wrong!


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Bobsprit December 10th 03 11:27 AM

Don't Hire This Man!
 
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history..

I guess you wern't around during the big gas shortage about 15 years ago.


HIGHEST is correct, Loco.

Bobsprit December 10th 03 11:27 AM

Don't Hire This Man!
 
I'm proud that the members of m cabinet are the richest of any
administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has
a Chevron oil tanker named after her.

Every presidents cabinet is made up of rich guys dufas.

This is the RICHEST by far.

RB

Bobsprit December 10th 03 11:28 AM

Don't Hire This Man!
 
I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most
corporate campaign donations.

Stupid comment. They just go up every election just like sales go up in every
business.

Not true. Democrats usually get less. Bush' jump in donations from big business
was record setting.

RB

Bobsprit December 10th 03 11:29 AM

Don't Hire This Man!
 
I set the record for the most executions by any Governor in
American history.

Good! Who needs those people around.

It costs the US much more to execute people than to let them rot in jail.

RB

Bobsprit December 10th 03 11:31 AM

Don't Hire This Man!
 
I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month
period.

Stupid comment


Why is this a stupid comment? It's 100% true.

RB

Bobsprit December 10th 03 11:34 AM

Don't Hire This Man!
 
I set the the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one year
period.

NO other president has had so much time off, worked less. This was covered in
every paper and magazine that does news.

RB

Bobsprit December 10th 03 11:35 AM

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I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a
WMD.

Good........ drop it now.

That weapon, like most, will end up being sold to someone who will eventually
use it on someone else.

RB

Bobsprit December 10th 03 11:36 AM

Don't Hire This Man!
 
I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S.
president.

Don't think so. I believe Carter holds that record.

Carter???? Bwahahahaha! Sheesh, Loco.

RB


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