The cats dead remember?

Cheers MC

Jonathan Ganz wrote:

You keep your cat in the bilge??? I think someone should
report you for cruelty to animals.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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I have dust and cat hair wafting in the breezes when I open
the floor boards to inspect the bilge. Can you claim bilges
this dry?

S.Simon


wrote in message

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On Wed, 3 Dec 2003 16:24:25 -0500, "Simple Simon"

wrote:

You listening to Ganz's incorrect job description?

You shouldn't because it makes you look about as
dumb as Ganz and you should avoid that at all costs.

I worked for the water company for ten years. My
job title was Leak Control Coordinator. I did not
read meters. I was in charge of leak control. Using
various means (mostly inputting computer readouts
of meters the meter readers had read) and a custom
database which I constructed to pinpoint areas of
concern where crews were directed to sound for
leaks and repair those found. I also spent plenty
of time using sounding instruments and other means
to locate leaks personally as the crews were not
too motivated to find the more difficult to find
leaks because they knew they would have to do
even more work repairing them.

I had my own office, computer, telephone extension,
etc. This is pretty far from reading meters.

So, buck up kiddo. You're talking to a professional
who made his fortune with his head because, although
my body is also superior to most, the head work is
what keeps me entertained. Any old cretin can
use his body - it takes nothing but training. Training
is for monkeys and football players.

S.Simon


I now understand why you bought a Coronado. It was so you could maintain

your

leak management skills.

BB

Now that is sick, really sick.

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
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The cats dead remember?

Cheers MC

Jonathan Ganz wrote:

You keep your cat in the bilge??? I think someone should
report you for cruelty to animals.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...

I have dust and cat hair wafting in the breezes when I open
the floor boards to inspect the bilge. Can you claim bilges
this dry?

S.Simon


wrote in message

...

On Wed, 3 Dec 2003 16:24:25 -0500, "Simple Simon"


wrote:

You listening to Ganz's incorrect job description?

You shouldn't because it makes you look about as
dumb as Ganz and you should avoid that at all costs.

I worked for the water company for ten years. My
job title was Leak Control Coordinator. I did not
read meters. I was in charge of leak control. Using
various means (mostly inputting computer readouts
of meters the meter readers had read) and a custom
database which I constructed to pinpoint areas of
concern where crews were directed to sound for
leaks and repair those found. I also spent plenty
of time using sounding instruments and other means
to locate leaks personally as the crews were not
too motivated to find the more difficult to find
leaks because they knew they would have to do
even more work repairing them.

I had my own office, computer, telephone extension,
etc. This is pretty far from reading meters.

So, buck up kiddo. You're talking to a professional
who made his fortune with his head because, although
my body is also superior to most, the head work is
what keeps me entertained. Any old cretin can
use his body - it takes nothing but training. Training
is for monkeys and football players.

S.Simon


I now understand why you bought a Coronado. It was so you could
maintain

your

leak management skills.

BB