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Bobsprit
 
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I have dust and cat hair wafting in the breezes when I open
the floor boards to inspect the bilge. Can you claim bilges
this dry?

I have no water, no car hair and no dust. I keep my boat clean.
You lose again!

RB
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The_navigator©
 
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I've never met a woman that didn't leave a hair somewhere...

Cheers MC


Bobsprit wrote:

I have dust and cat hair wafting in the breezes when I open
the floor boards to inspect the bilge. Can you claim bilges
this dry?

I have no water, no car hair and no dust. I keep my boat clean.
You lose again!


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Simple Simon
 
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Bobsprit's girls are 'clean clean' don't you remember that?

S.Simon


"The_navigator©" wrote in message ...
I've never met a woman that didn't leave a hair somewhere...

Cheers MC


Bobsprit wrote:

I have dust and cat hair wafting in the breezes when I open
the floor boards to inspect the bilge. Can you claim bilges
this dry?

I have no water, no car hair and no dust. I keep my boat clean.
You lose again!




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The_navigator©
 
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Well I wasn't sure he ever defined his meaning of the term.

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:

Bobsprit's girls are 'clean clean' don't you remember that?

S.Simon


"The_navigator©" wrote in message ...

I've never met a woman that didn't leave a hair somewhere...

Cheers MC


Bobsprit wrote:


I have dust and cat hair wafting in the breezes when I open
the floor boards to inspect the bilge. Can you claim bilges
this dry?

I have no water, no car hair and no dust. I keep my boat clean.
You lose again!





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Simple Simon
 
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He said 'clean, clean' means no body hair.

That's no armpit hair, no nasal hair, no pubic hair, no eyebrows (those
get painted on) no head hair (different wigs are offered). In other
words the girls are dipped in a giant vat of hot wax and every single
hair on their entire body is pulled out by the roots.

S.Simon


"The_navigator©" wrote in message ...
Well I wasn't sure he ever defined his meaning of the term.

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:

Bobsprit's girls are 'clean clean' don't you remember that?

S.Simon


"The_navigator©" wrote in message ...

I've never met a woman that didn't leave a hair somewhere...

Cheers MC


Bobsprit wrote:


I have dust and cat hair wafting in the breezes when I open
the floor boards to inspect the bilge. Can you claim bilges
this dry?

I have no water, no car hair and no dust. I keep my boat clean.
You lose again!









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The_navigator©
 
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Or is the body pulled out of it's hair?

Ouch!

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:

He said 'clean, clean' means no body hair.

That's no armpit hair, no nasal hair, no pubic hair, no eyebrows (those
get painted on) no head hair (different wigs are offered). In other
words the girls are dipped in a giant vat of hot wax and every single
hair on their entire body is pulled out by the roots.

S.Simon


"The_navigator©" wrote in message ...

Well I wasn't sure he ever defined his meaning of the term.

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:


Bobsprit's girls are 'clean clean' don't you remember that?

S.Simon


"The_navigator©" wrote in message ...


I've never met a woman that didn't leave a hair somewhere...

Cheers MC


Bobsprit wrote:



I have dust and cat hair wafting in the breezes when I open
the floor boards to inspect the bilge. Can you claim bilges
this dry?

I have no water, no car hair and no dust. I keep my boat clean.
You lose again!






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Scott Vernon
 
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Default Mooron?

Just like your Rita.


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
He said 'clean, clean' means no body hair.

That's no armpit hair, no nasal hair, no pubic hair, no eyebrows (those
get painted on) no head hair (different wigs are offered). In other
words the girls are dipped in a giant vat of hot wax and every single
hair on their entire body is pulled out by the roots.

S.Simon


"The_navigator©" wrote in message

...
Well I wasn't sure he ever defined his meaning of the term.

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:

Bobsprit's girls are 'clean clean' don't you remember that?

S.Simon


"The_navigator©" wrote in message

...

I've never met a woman that didn't leave a hair somewhere...

Cheers MC


Bobsprit wrote:


I have dust and cat hair wafting in the breezes when I open
the floor boards to inspect the bilge. Can you claim bilges
this dry?

I have no water, no car hair and no dust. I keep my boat clean.
You lose again!








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Simple Simon
 
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You lose. You don't even own a boat.

Bwahahahhahahahahahahah!

S.Simon


"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
I have dust and cat hair wafting in the breezes when I open
the floor boards to inspect the bilge. Can you claim bilges
this dry?

I have no water, no car hair and no dust. I keep my boat clean.
You lose again!

RB



 
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