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He's Count?
wrote in message ... George Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how my country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom" The Queen replies "I'm sorry Mr. Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King." George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?", To which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince ". Bush thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?" The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies " Look Bush, to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor." Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country". |
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![]() "Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ... He's Count? Close.... Joanthan. As usual! Regards Donal -- |
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I thought it was cl*t not close.
"Donal" wrote in message ... "Jonathan Ganz" wrote in message ... He's Count? Close.... Joanthan. As usual! Regards Donal -- |
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