BoatBanter.com - Bush Meets The Queen

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George Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says: "As I'm the
President, I'm thinking of changing how my country is referred to, and
I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom"

The Queen replies "I'm sorry Mr. Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have
to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."

George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality
then?",

To which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be
a

Prince - and you're not a Prince ".

Bush thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire
then?"

The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies " Look Bush, to be
an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an
Emperor."

Before George Bush could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think
you're doing quite nicely as a Country".