Don't forget about the effulgent Alien girls!

All so beautiful and all so talented!

I see them up close, rub suntan lotion onto them and help them clasp their
bikini tops back on!

What a life I live!!!

And none of you even come close!!!!

Bwahahahahahaha!!!

RB

"katysails" wrote in message
...
We need more women here!

I could extend an invitation to all the ladies on the NWSA ng, but some
have lurked here and find Neal to be so disgusting that they prefer to stay
away.

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Don't forget about the effulgent Alien girls!

You have to be able to read an write at the third grade level at the =
very elast to post here....sorry...they don't qualify....
--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Gawd! You're about to break into "I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK ..."


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Men in a sailor's newsgroup should stick together.

This simple statement is a fact and even if some males here
disagree it only proves they are not men.

I don't know about you other MEN but some of the males
here certainly are not men. Mooron who makes a fool out of
himself over a fantasy woman, Bobsprit who makes a fool
out of himself over everything he writes about, Rick who
is a fool and a wimp, etc. etc. area all examples of the
sad state of manhood these days.

Sailors are not supposed to be wimps and pussies but all
to many males here are prime examples of pussies. They let
themselves be made fools of by women. Isn't it bad enough
that they have allowed bad influences such as Katysails who
is just an over-the-hill housewife, Haggie who is just a boat
******, Lady Barbara who is no lady, and a few other losers
who pop in and out to remain but now some of them are
acting like women themselves.

Isn't it about time all god MEN banded together and rid
this group of bad female influences? After all who really
needs the pathetic and fake flirting the likes of Lady Pilot
uses to disrupt this group of sailors. LP single handedly
manages to expose the wimps and girly men here in this
who gladly show their asses. Real men do not allow themselves
to be pawns in some femiNazi agenda but rather work to
expose those males who are not men by any stretch of the
imagination by pointing out how embarrassing their actions
are.

Mooron is a disgrace. Navigator is not much better. Donal
is a Mama's boy. Bobsprit is just a plain boy. Rick is a little
faggot. Ganz is another Mama's boy and on it goes . . .

What we need here is more MEN. MEN do not allow girls
into the clubhouse. Sailors are supposed to be MEN. Sailors
certainly don't allow girls into the clubhouse.

What say ye Men? Let's rid the group of the scourge of
women and girly men. When the like of Katysails, LP, etc.
and the skirt chasers such as Mooron who prostitute
themselves under a skirt post let's just ignore them. Soon
they will just lose interest and go away and the group
will be the better for their absence.

S.Simon

Get off of Haggie and Katy's case . . .they stuck it out no matter what and
deserve some credit. Who knows maybe Pilot will wing her wings as well.
All the others cut and run. Now it's nice to have a voice from the opposite
side of the gender coin don't you know? Especially one's who make sense.
BUT the true mark of a man (or woman) is the company they don't keep.
Sometimes you are just better off being alone AND if you have learned to
like yourself it's not so hard. I like the competent, trustworthy kind. I
don't like the kind that scream and go into a panic or head for the nearest
yacht club bar! So get off Haggie and Katy's case . . . . They are true
deck apes and not deck fluff!

Believe me I've run into the kind you don't want around here. Sit back,
relax and read the following, you will see what I mean . . . .

So one day at a sailing club meeting a "lady" asked me in a sultry sort of
come hither tone: "I HEARD (pause) you sail alone? What does a single
hander do for entertainment on those looooonnnngggg lonelyyyy ocean
passages?

Sez I, "I sail alone but I'm not a single hander."

Sez she, "I'm confused*?"

Sez I, "Obviously . ..I'm a male and only woman can be singlehanders."

Sez she, "Now I'm REALLY (pause) confused. Explain?**"

Sez I, "Cause even though we start out sail alone we soon have a full crew."

Sez she: Actually said nothing just a blank stare.

Sez I, Cause we're too busy producing seamen(sp?). Does that answer your
question?

Sez she, "*** Well . . .Duh uuuuuh?"

*Blonde from Orange County, California. They are all blondes even if they
aren't and the rest is 'like'seriously plastic.
**They end all sentences with a question mark or a duuuhhh out there.
*** one hand on hip and sort of exasperated gasp sound. Comes from hanging
around malls too much.

No lie, it really happened!

See what I mean? Guaranteed Katy and Haggie would never ask that question!

I rest my case.

So get off Haggie and Katy's case . . . . They are true
deck apes and not deck fluff!

Gee...thanks, Michael (I think) Pass the bananas, please?

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

You are entirely welcome. There are three types of people on boats. Deck
Fluff - Useless or Rank Beginners who can't be trusted to do anything except
spin sea stories run in circles scream and shout, Deck Meat - Some skills
but mostly useful for their weight not their skills and they never go aloft
good for hauling in lines and turning capstans, and finally Deck Apes .
..they can do anything, anywhere under any conditions.

That sound better? You get the whole bunch.

MST

That sound better? You get the whole bunch.

South Beach Diet doens't allow them....sniff....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Orange County is BIG Republican territory!

Plastic idiots is an accurate portrayal.

Bwahahahahaha

RB

"Schoonertrash" wrote in message
...
Get off of Haggie and Katy's case . . .they stuck it out no matter what
and
deserve some credit. Who knows maybe Pilot will wing her wings as
well.
All the others cut and run. Now it's nice to have a voice from the
opposite
side of the gender coin don't you know? Especially one's who make sense.
BUT the true mark of a man (or woman) is the company they don't keep.
Sometimes you are just better off being alone AND if you have learned to
like yourself it's not so hard. I like the competent, trustworthy kind.
I
don't like the kind that scream and go into a panic or head for the
nearest
yacht club bar! So get off Haggie and Katy's case . . . . They are true
deck apes and not deck fluff!

Believe me I've run into the kind you don't want around here. Sit back,
relax and read the following, you will see what I mean . . . .

So one day at a sailing club meeting a "lady" asked me in a sultry sort of
come hither tone: "I HEARD (pause) you sail alone? What does a single
hander do for entertainment on those looooonnnngggg lonelyyyy ocean
passages?

Sez I, "I sail alone but I'm not a single hander."

Sez she, "I'm confused*?"

Sez I, "Obviously . ..I'm a male and only woman can be singlehanders."

Sez she, "Now I'm REALLY (pause) confused. Explain?**"

Sez I, "Cause even though we start out sail alone we soon have a full
crew."

Sez she: Actually said nothing just a blank stare.

Sez I, Cause we're too busy producing seamen(sp?). Does that answer your
question?

Sez she, "*** Well . . .Duh uuuuuh?"

*Blonde from Orange County, California. They are all blondes even if they
aren't and the rest is 'like'seriously plastic.
**They end all sentences with a question mark or a duuuhhh out there.
*** one hand on hip and sort of exasperated gasp sound. Comes from hanging
around malls too much.

No lie, it really happened!

See what I mean? Guaranteed Katy and Haggie would never ask that question!

I rest my case.

Hey, I AM NOT A MAMA'S BOY. MY DADDY CAN
BEAT UP YOUR DADDY.... WAAAAAAAA

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Ganz is another Mama's boy and on it goes . . .

Well now at least we know why you can't get laid.

What we need here is more MEN. MEN do not allow girls
into the clubhouse. Sailors are supposed to be MEN. Sailors
certainly don't allow girls into the clubhouse.

Finally, a good reason to return!

Here, here good captain! A call to arms for all manly men!

Gilligan


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
Men in a sailor's newsgroup should stick together.

This simple statement is a fact and even if some males here
disagree it only proves they are not men.

I don't know about you other MEN but some of the males
here certainly are not men. Mooron who makes a fool out of
himself over a fantasy woman, Bobsprit who makes a fool
out of himself over everything he writes about, Rick who
is a fool and a wimp, etc. etc. area all examples of the
sad state of manhood these days.

Sailors are not supposed to be wimps and pussies but all
to many males here are prime examples of pussies. They let
themselves be made fools of by women. Isn't it bad enough
that they have allowed bad influences such as Katysails who
is just an over-the-hill housewife, Haggie who is just a boat
******, Lady Barbara who is no lady, and a few other losers
who pop in and out to remain but now some of them are
acting like women themselves.

Isn't it about time all god MEN banded together and rid
this group of bad female influences? After all who really
needs the pathetic and fake flirting the likes of Lady Pilot
uses to disrupt this group of sailors. LP single handedly
manages to expose the wimps and girly men here in this
who gladly show their asses. Real men do not allow themselves
to be pawns in some femiNazi agenda but rather work to
expose those males who are not men by any stretch of the
imagination by pointing out how embarrassing their actions
are.

Mooron is a disgrace. Navigator is not much better. Donal
is a Mama's boy. Bobsprit is just a plain boy. Rick is a little
faggot. Ganz is another Mama's boy and on it goes . . .

What we need here is more MEN. MEN do not allow girls
into the clubhouse. Sailors are supposed to be MEN. Sailors
certainly don't allow girls into the clubhouse.

What say ye Men? Let's rid the group of the scourge of
women and girly men. When the like of Katysails, LP, etc.
and the skirt chasers such as Mooron who prostitute
themselves under a skirt post let's just ignore them. Soon
they will just lose interest and go away and the group
will be the better for their absence.

S.Simon