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Donal November 16th 03 11:56 PM

My Birthday....41
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
hey! Where's my "happy birthday" wish! Be nice! I'm quite sensitive you

know.

Happy Birthday Fatso!

I'm thinner than you! Nananananaaaah!


Maybe, Fatso! But you won't be in four years time.(when you are my age.)




Regards

Donal
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Bobsprit November 17th 03 12:17 AM

My Birthday....41
 
Maybe, Fatso! But you won't be in four years time.(when you are my age.)

I think I will be. I've resumed my running, now 3 miles a day 4 days a week.
Plus a bike ride now and then. I plan to be around 195-205 or so for a long
time, perhaps more if I build my chest and arms to where they were a few years
ago. My heart rate, BP and cholesterol are on the same level as a fit teenager.
Actually my cholesterol is lower.

RB

RB

SAIL LOCO November 17th 03 01:10 AM

My Birthday....41
 
Gifts should be a private matter between you and the people who give them.
Listing them in public is vulgar. Most of us were taught this at an early age.
Obviously, you weren't.

It just goes along with what the dufas perceives as bragging. You know ....
the pictures of the joke home theater or the antique radar.
S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
Trains are a winter sport

Bobsprit November 17th 03 01:20 AM

My Birthday....41
 
It just goes along with what the dufas perceives as bragging. You know ....
the pictures of the joke home theater or the antique radar.

My Radar is MUCH newer than your boat! And my new boat is MUCH newer than your
boat...and much faster...and much nicer...and much...MORE!!!

Bwahahahahaha! Enjoy tha sailing iron!

RB

Jonathan Ganz November 17th 03 01:23 AM

My Birthday....41
 
Brain????

Capetanios Oz wrote in message
...
On Sun, 16 Nov 2003 16:16:04 -0500, "Simple Simon"
wrote:

I hope you die from a stroke or coronary before you
reach 42. Your demise would be a gift for the world.

S.Simon


He could leave his brain to science and his body to Michelin.

BTW You're an arsehole Cappy!


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





Flying Tadpole November 17th 03 01:54 AM

My Birthday....41
 


wrote:

On Mon, 17 Nov 2003 08:41:16 +1030, Flying Tadpole
wrote:



wrote:

snip Bushsprit has a shoal draft soul.


You mean, he's capable of sailing his soul into interesting
places and seeing things close up that hardly anyone else even
knows about? That he has no trouble with the rocks and shoals
that others founder and sink on? That he can cut corners with
impunity?


No. I mean that he has no depth, himself. It is his soul itself that is shallow.
It doesn't give him any advantages. Your analogy is false.

A shoal draft soul can ONLY sail in waters that are devoid of substance.


It was your false abalogy, not mine. A shoal draft can sail both
shallow and deep, at the choice of its skipper.

ANd waters devoid of substance must surely mean the very deepest
oceans. Try again.
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Flying Tadpole

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Flying Tadpole November 17th 03 01:58 AM

My Birthday....41
 


Bobsprit wrote:

Face it Bobsprit. Some people are born old, but you were jsut
born decrepit.

You fail, once again, to observe the obvious.


True. I've been away so long I needed to be reminded that
Bobsprit was created and can't be borne.

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Flying Tadpole

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SAIL LOCO November 17th 03 04:10 AM

My Birthday....41
 
Boob**** says:
,My Radar is MUCH newer than your boat! And my stern ladder is much bigger
than your boat.


S/V Express 30 "Ringmaster"
Trains are a winter sport

N1EE November 17th 03 06:41 PM

My Birthday....41
 
Good one. 1 pt.

The_navigator© wrote

Perhaps he'll easily cross the river styx.

Cheers MC

Flying Tadpole wrote:


wrote:

snip Bushsprit has a shoal draft soul.



You mean, he's capable of sailing his soul into interesting
places and seeing things close up that hardly anyone else even
knows about? That he has no trouble with the rocks and shoals
that others founder and sink on? That he can cut corners with
impunity?


N1EE November 17th 03 06:43 PM

My Birthday....41
 
I hope you told everyone nothing but boat stuff.

Congrats on the B-day. I turned 41 at sea. I
was dumb enough to complain about it. The cook
wisely pointed out the alternative.

Bart

(Bobsprit) wrote

Tuesday I turn 41!!!! Still younger than most the ancient annie's in this
group! I've already scored some great gifts from friends and family, but I'll
wait a few days before unleashing the LIST!!! Scotty will cry, no doubt!

Capt RB



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