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HUh? November 14th 03 12:17 AM

Bobsprit has 2 Boats!
 
There's no easy way. They're going to get theirs and you're going to get
yours.
"But they argued all night about who had the right to do what, with which
and to whom."

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
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Theyn why can't they get it right?

Cheers MC

HUh? wrote:

Same thing: the contraction for "they are" is they're. Their is a
possessive as is "your."

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
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Good, I'm glad we got that straight. How about "their" and "they're".

Cheers MC

HUh? wrote:


You're is the contraction for "you are."
Your turn.

"The_navigator©" wrote in message
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Perhaps you could also corredt them on the use of "your" and "you're"
while you are at it?

Cheers MC

Simple Simon wrote:



'Effect' is not a verb.

For a writer you're not too bright. Could it
be I caught you lying again?

'Affect' is the verb. 'Effect' is the noun.

Good Lord!

S.Simon


"Bobsprit" wrote in message

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Ahhhh yes! By contract, the 34XL is now mine. Still, she'll be

registered in


my



father's name!

Then she's not legally yours, she belongs to your father.

Uh, so what? Who cares? How does this effect me?
How does it effect you?

Bwahahahaha!

RB










Donal November 14th 03 12:02 PM

Bobsprit has 2 Boats!
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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Exactly. I have a health problem that makes me quite ill perhaps two weeks

out
of each year.


Irritable Bowel Syndrome????


Regards


Donal
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Bobsprit November 14th 03 12:10 PM

Bobsprit has 2 Boats!
 
Exactly. I have a health problem that makes me quite ill perhaps two weeks
out
of each year.


Irritable Bowel Syndrome????

Actually, Donal...no. But it is a disease with no cure. IBS is no laughing
matter, much like Colitis or Chrones though usually less severe.

RB

Vito November 14th 03 01:38 PM

Bobsprit has 2 Boats!
 
Bobsprit wrote:

Uh, so what? Who cares? How does this effect me?


That's what my cousin said ... before his father sold "his" car. (c:

Too bad for your cousin. Glad I'm not him. My father and I are quite close.
I learned long ago that no one "owns" anything. It's all so silly. You're on
this planet for the wink of an eye. You own nothing. We're all renters here and
I "rent" better than most!


It's a matter of semantics. "Own" implies that you have more or less
exclusive use of and control over the subject in question. I'm glad
you're pleased with your lot in life. Many with more are not.

Bobsprit November 14th 03 01:47 PM

Bobsprit has 2 Boats!
 
It's a matter of semantics. "Own" implies that you have more or less
exclusive use of and control over the subject in question. I'm glad
you're pleased with your lot in life. Many with more are not.

Of course I'm happy! Have you ever taken notice of how much of the world lives?
Our cable bills could feed whole villages. Donal and Loco's lame comments over
who's boat is better is just plain sad. We are all VERY lucky to have what we
have.

RB

Donal November 14th 03 05:40 PM

Bobsprit has 2 Boats!
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Exactly. I have a health problem that makes me quite ill perhaps two

weeks
out
of each year.


Irritable Bowel Syndrome????

Actually, Donal...no. But it is a disease with no cure. IBS is no laughing
matter, much like Colitis or Chrones though usually less severe.


Pity. Irritable Bowel Syndrome would have suited you.


Regards


Donal
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Jonathan Ganz November 14th 03 05:43 PM

Bobsprit has 2 Boats!
 
Bi-Polar would qualify.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Exactly. I have a health problem that makes me quite ill perhaps two

weeks
out
of each year.


Irritable Bowel Syndrome????

Actually, Donal...no. But it is a disease with no cure. IBS is no laughing
matter, much like Colitis or Chrones though usually less severe.

RB




Bobsprit November 14th 03 06:00 PM

Bobsprit has 2 Boats!
 
Pity. Irritable Bowel Syndrome would have suited you.

IBS is a disabling illness for some patients. Many find that it eventually
leads to an ultimate diagnosis of UC, which often require multiple surgeries
and meds that leave some prone to various types of cancer.
Something to joke about or wish on someone? Maybe for Donal or Neal.

RB

Donal November 14th 03 06:20 PM

Bobsprit has 2 Boats!
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Pity. Irritable Bowel Syndrome would have suited you.

IBS is a disabling illness for some patients. Many find that it eventually
leads to an ultimate diagnosis of UC, which often require multiple

surgeries
and meds that leave some prone to various types of cancer.
Something to joke about or wish on someone? Maybe for Donal or Neal.



C'mon. You know that it would have suited you!

An asshole with irritable bowel syndrome would be too funny.
We'd have piles of laughs!


Regards


Donal
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Jonathan Ganz November 14th 03 06:40 PM

Bobsprit has 2 Boats!
 
That's not correct. IBS is in no way a harbinger of either
cancer nor UC. However, it is a disabling disease for many
people. It's one of the leading causes of workplace absense.

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Pity. Irritable Bowel Syndrome would have suited you.

IBS is a disabling illness for some patients. Many find that it eventually
leads to an ultimate diagnosis of UC, which often require multiple

surgeries
and meds that leave some prone to various types of cancer.
Something to joke about or wish on someone? Maybe for Donal or Neal.

RB





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