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The_navigator© November 12th 03 11:37 PM

Bobsprit has no boat!
 
are you sure it's not Broody?

Cheers MC

Bobsprit wrote:

Yes, for the most part. Some women keep their own name when they have
doubts about the marriage. Some sign 'pre-nups if they don't trust the
husband. Some are simply too embarrassed to have the same name of a 40 YO
failure.

The voice of experience! Lucky for me my wife signed my attorney's papers and
is getting her name changed to Brody!

I win as usual!

RB



Jeff Morris November 12th 03 11:41 PM

Bobsprit has no boat!
 
We take it for granted that Booby knows nothing of these things. But it would appear
that neither do you.

For starters, the number implies that the vessel was documented roughly 20 years ago.
Its rather unlikely that RB (or any other owner) would bother changing the measurement, so
this is probably the original measurement that the factory supplied.

Also, "Hull Depth" usually refers to the distance from the top of the deck or sometimes
the coachroof, down to the bottom of the hull, not including the keel. There are a number
of variations on this, depending on the hull shape. When this boat was documented, the
measurer probably had some choices on which formula to use. Now, you pick the shape that
best describes your boat and plug in the numbers.

http://www.uscg.mil/hq/msc/t3/cg5397/cg5397.form.htm

BTW, my boat has a "hull depth" of 9 feet.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I love that hull depth of five feet.

It just goes to show that idiot Booby doesn't know the
difference between depth and draft.

Bwahahhahahahahahhahahahah!

Also, it's rather odd that Suzanne's last name isn't Brody.
Booby is probably lying about being married as he lies
about just about everything else.

S.Simon


wrote in message

...
http://www.st.nmfs.gov/pls/webpls/cg...l_id_in=626864

Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
whahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaw
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahawh
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

BB






Scott Vernon November 12th 03 11:44 PM

Bobsprit has no boat!
 
he's not really married, but you knew that, didn't you?

S
"The_navigator©" wrote in message
...
I can't believe that, for there is at least one person here for which
that is not true... Unless his wife is so stupid that she is taken in by
his BS.

Cheers MC

Scott Vernon wrote:

Some are simply too embarrassed to have the same name of a 40 YO
failure.




Donal November 12th 03 11:47 PM

Bobsprit has no boat!
 

"JN" wrote in message
...
If some crook is looking for some rich yacht owner to steal from, he
now knows where Bobsprit lives,


You must be a tramp!
"Rich yacht owner" -- "Bobsprit" Bewahahahahahahaha!

and the boobarino hasn't been shy about
boasting about his possessions.


Home Theatre? Give us a break.


Bobsprit is a pauper!




Regards


Donal
--





Simple Simon November 13th 03 12:01 AM

Bobsprit has no boat!
 

"JN" wrote in message ...
Yes, it is public information, but not everyone knows how to find it.
Believe it or not, there are people on the internet who would like to do
other people harm, or even steal everything they own. If Bobby-boy really
got somebody ****ed enough to do him harm, well now they know where to find
him. If some crook is looking for some rich yacht owner to steal from, he
now knows where Bobsprit lives, and the boobarino hasn't been shy about
boasting about his possessions.



Sounds good to me . . . Booby deserves what he gets.

S.Simon



Simple Simon November 13th 03 12:05 AM

Bobsprit has no boat!
 
You're an idiot. When a change of ownership occurs
the papers can and should be revised or amended
to correct errors like a five foot depth. Booby's
boat has at least a six-foot depth as depth is measured
from the overhead to the top of the keel.

S.Simon


"Jeff Morris" wrote in message ...
We take it for granted that Booby knows nothing of these things. But it would appear
that neither do you.

For starters, the number implies that the vessel was documented roughly 20 years ago.
Its rather unlikely that RB (or any other owner) would bother changing the measurement, so
this is probably the original measurement that the factory supplied.

Also, "Hull Depth" usually refers to the distance from the top of the deck or sometimes
the coachroof, down to the bottom of the hull, not including the keel. There are a number
of variations on this, depending on the hull shape. When this boat was documented, the
measurer probably had some choices on which formula to use. Now, you pick the shape that
best describes your boat and plug in the numbers.

http://www.uscg.mil/hq/msc/t3/cg5397/cg5397.form.htm

BTW, my boat has a "hull depth" of 9 feet.

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
I love that hull depth of five feet.

It just goes to show that idiot Booby doesn't know the
difference between depth and draft.

Bwahahhahahahahahhahahahah!

Also, it's rather odd that Suzanne's last name isn't Brody.
Booby is probably lying about being married as he lies
about just about everything else.

S.Simon


wrote in message

...
http://www.st.nmfs.gov/pls/webpls/cg...l_id_in=626864

Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
whahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaw
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahawh
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

BB








Simple Simon November 13th 03 12:16 AM

Bobsprit has no boat!
 


What an IDIOT!

The construction of the hull has NOTHING to do
with the depth measurement.

The depth measurement is from the overhead to
the top of the hull and is measured in the accommodation
from the overhead to the floor of the hull atop the keel.

The entire keel is NOT measured. What a PUTZ!

S.Simon


wrote in message ...
On Wed, 12 Nov 2003 18:41:12 -0500, "Jeff Morris"
wrote:

We take it for granted that Booby knows nothing of these things. But it would appear
that neither do you.

For starters, the number implies that the vessel was documented roughly 20 years ago.
Its rather unlikely that RB (or any other owner) would bother changing the measurement, so
this is probably the original measurement that the factory supplied.

Also, "Hull Depth" usually refers to the distance from the top of the deck or sometimes
the coachroof, down to the bottom of the hull, not including the keel.


Due to the particular construction of C&C's, with a faired in keel stub, the
entire keel legally qualifies as part of the hull for measurement purposes.

BB




Capt. Mooron November 13th 03 12:53 AM

Bobsprit has no boat!
 
Did they list a draft measurement? If not than you can assume that depth of
hull is the draft of the vessel from waterline.... which would be correct
for Alien.

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
|
|
| What an IDIOT!
|
| The construction of the hull has NOTHING to do
| with the depth measurement.
|
| The depth measurement is from the overhead to
| the top of the hull and is measured in the accommodation
| from the overhead to the floor of the hull atop the keel.
|
| The entire keel is NOT measured. What a PUTZ!
|
| S.Simon
|
|
| wrote in message
...
| On Wed, 12 Nov 2003 18:41:12 -0500, "Jeff Morris"
| wrote:
|
| We take it for granted that Booby knows nothing of these things. But
it would appear
| that neither do you.
|
| For starters, the number implies that the vessel was documented roughly
20 years ago.
| Its rather unlikely that RB (or any other owner) would bother changing
the measurement, so
| this is probably the original measurement that the factory supplied.
|
| Also, "Hull Depth" usually refers to the distance from the top of the
deck or sometimes
| the coachroof, down to the bottom of the hull, not including the keel.
|
| Due to the particular construction of C&C's, with a faired in keel stub,
the
| entire keel legally qualifies as part of the hull for measurement
purposes.
|
| BB
|
|



Bobsprit November 13th 03 01:02 AM

Bobsprit has no boat!
 
You're an idiot. When a change of ownership occurs
the papers can and should be revised or amended
to correct errors like a five foot depth. Booby's
boat has at least a six-foot depth as depth is measured
from the overhead to the top of the keel.

Nope, Jeff is right. We spoke to the CG and they reccomended that we keep the
measurement which is as jeff described.

RB

Bobsprit November 13th 03 01:05 AM

Bobsprit has no boat!
 
Hmmm, guess I won't be investing in NY real estate.

BTW does your daddy pay the rates as well?

My daddy owns two buildings in the neighborhood, but not the one I'm living in.


RB


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