Capt Neal sits on his yellow banana swinging on its mooring like a pendulum
in a clock ticking away the days, months and years he never sails.

I post sailing pictures weekly!

Capt Neal can only post a seventies vintage Cheryl Tiegs cut out on his
website - and it's cardboard!

I post pics of the Alien girls (of which there's dozens) and they're three
dimensional!

It's the same with all of you here! Only I post pictures of me sailing and
all the babes I go with. You all drool and are jealous!
I own expensive things and pay pennies on the dollar for it! I live a life
of luxury and splendor! I don't have to work! My wife is a fox! I've got it
all and life is getting even better!!

Why? It's not luck, it's consistent dedication and consistent use of my
noggin!

That's why you are all fish, ready to leap at any rotten mackeral I toss
your way. I am all powerful. I am the embodiment of true sailing! You are
all here to have communion with sailing perfection - ME!!

If a mere speck of me rubbed off on you you'd be worthy of the title
"sailor". Until that moment, if it should ever come at all, you are simply
trained fish!!

I am your captain and true superior,

RB