I was going out with a lady of "refined" taste at the time. She got me to go
to a play by telling me there were 3 nude scenes...... I bitched about how
I was missing some of the best mackerel fishing of the year for the first
two acts... then came the actual nude scene.... I cheered out loud as the
actress disrobed and loudly requested she shake those puppies..... they
asked me to leave that as well.

What is it with these people... have they no sense of fun???

CM

The Captains Nemesis wrote in message
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| On Sun, 26 Oct 2003 19:58:30 -0400, "Capt. Mooron"
| wrote:
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| I guess that's why they asked me to leave the only ballet I ever
| attended.....
|
| Yeah, That's possibly the reason
|
| how was I supposed to know screaming "shake it baby" and
| throwing money was frowned upon?
|
| CM
|
| Ummm Dunno how CM......'spose you could try getting out of the
| backwoods :-)
|
|
| Oz1...of the 3 twins.
| Who spends an hour tuning before every race not just when new sails go on
| I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.
|
|