The Captains Nemesis wrote in message

| You've gotta stop buying those knockoffs CM

I can't afford those things... I got mine from the severed arm of a drug
dealer that was running from the cops and crashed on my worksite. I tried to
return it to his widow but she said it was a piece of **** that never kept
time very well and it would only remind her of the accident. She told me to
keep it. Takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin' but can't keep time and never
could.

The knock-offs I bought in Argentina kept time exceptionally well. It was a
package deal... 3 fake Rolex Oysters and a 24 pack of Musical Condoms....
$20 USD

CM