Randy Newman hater? I think you missed the point of the song entirely.

It looked like a bunch of hateful insults to people who are Altitudily
Challanged!

As I said, you don't understand the song. The telling passage is:

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)

I'm short Robert Service and Frost must be especially challenging for you.

RB