"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
Some town in Texas is missing a Village Idiot..... please send Bush back
home.

Back home to the place where tree's are stronger than yours.
A place where the chickens are safe in coops?
The place where we eat bacon and sell pig heads to you?
The place where we sail while you just shiver?

That place?


Joe
Msv RedCloud

"Joe" wrote in message
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| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
| Some town in Texas is missing a Village Idiot..... please send Bush
back
| home.
|
| Back home to the place where tree's are stronger than yours.
| A place where the chickens are safe in coops?
| The place where we eat bacon and sell pig heads to you?
| The place where we sail while you just shiver?
|
| That place?

If you call tumble weeds trees and consider chickens are safe because you're
the one screwing them, get your bacon in a can and the only people shiverin'
are the crack addicts and alcoholics that can't get a fix or a drink, where
family love takes on a whole new meaning and grouse hunting involves sniping
Mexicans along the border, where sailing means miles of boring shallow brown
water interspersed by oil platforms.... You can Keep It!

Bet you folks can't wait for your annual Hurricane.... I saw Galveston
years ago right after one hit the coast.... what a mess. BTW- Texas
mosquitoes are puny, weak and gay!

CM

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

Whatever global support or respect your nation had in the past is either vanishing or all but long gone
entirely due to Bush.

Awww 'taint *entirely* due to Bush. He's just the latest in a long
string of bad jokes. Remember JFK solemnly intoning to the people of
Berlin (in German) "I am a jelly donut!"??

.... your country is 100 times more polluted than Canada.

Make that 1000, maybe more.

I can still eat the shell fish taken from my bay.... I'm only 40 miles from
Halifax and the water is ocean blue and clean.

Bite your f'n tongue! You want a gazillion of our urban scum up there
"enjoying" that clean blue water? They throw things like sewage and
garbage "away" and do you know where they think "away" is? Why *your*
back yard of course, and the more unspoiled it is the more "away" they
think it. I quit riding last year because there's a gawdam 18-wheeler
full of NY garbage every 200 yards on the rural roads I enjoyed til just
a few years ago, until the mob turned our "underpopulated" county into a
garbage dump. And remember that Cheasapeake Bay Oysters were arguably
the best in the world less than 50 years ago. Now )c:

Enjoy it while you can Capt - but tell everybody else it sucks so bad
they wouldn't even want their garbage sent there. Otherwise ...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
"Joe" wrote in message
.. .
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
| Some town in Texas is missing a Village Idiot..... please send Bush
back
| home.
|
| Back home to the place where tree's are stronger than yours.
| A place where the chickens are safe in coops?
| The place where we eat bacon and sell pig heads to you?
| The place where we sail while you just shiver?
|
| That place?

If you call tumble weeds trees.

No Tumble weeds are a sage bush dried out, You dont see many on the
coast.

and consider chickens are safe because you're
the one screwing them,

We close them in the coop before most storms. But hey we have a
weather system that usually gives us advanced warning.


get your bacon in a can

We import it from Canada, You guys get the keep the heads for cheese.

and the only people shiverin'
are the crack addicts and alcoholics that can't get a fix or a drink,

Yeah that could be true, very true in Galvestons north side.


where
family love takes on a whole new meaning




and grouse hunting involves sniping
Mexicans along the border,


LOL


where sailing means miles of boring shallow brown
water interspersed by oil platforms.... You can Keep It!

Guess you have never been in the Gulf, You have to go out 10+ miles to
blue water. Bays brown, but its full of shrimp and fish. Most likey
the cause of it turning brown was the Houston ship channel developed
after the 1900 storm that wiped out Galveston. I live on Clear Lake,
just down a cut that Lafitte hid his pirated ships in the tall trees.
I wonder if this place was ever clear, or if it was a ruse, like
Greenland.




Bet you folks can't wait for your annual Hurricane....
We has 2 this year, Claudette and Grace. No big deal we expect 1 or 2
a year.

I saw Galveston
years ago right after one hit the coast.... what a mess.

What year? Was it Alicia?

BTW- Texas
mosquitoes are puny, weak and gay!

You have never been to Freeport.

Joe
MSV RedCloud



CM

Lady Pilot wrote:

"Horvath" wrote:

Terd? Is that your first name?


Hahahahahahahaha!

I wondered that myself.

Seahag

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

It's a shame you can't see that.

Yikes! Yes, I can see many things wrong with our country.

I can also see that maybe you should get your blood pressure checked!

LP (not discussing politics)

I just couldn't let an opportunity for a good rant escape my attention....
;-)


CM

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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| "Capt. Mooron" wrote:
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| It's a shame you can't see that.
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| Yikes! Yes, I can see many things wrong with our country.
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| I can also see that maybe you should get your blood pressure checked!
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| LP (not discussing politics)
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|

And all this time I just thought you liked my bait!

LP (back to the drawing table)

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
I just couldn't let an opportunity for a good rant escape my
attention....
;-)


CM

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
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| "Capt. Mooron" wrote:
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| It's a shame you can't see that.
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| Yikes! Yes, I can see many things wrong with our country.
|
| I can also see that maybe you should get your blood pressure
checked!
|
| LP (not discussing politics)
|
|

Behave yourself!

Cheers MC

Lady Pilot wrote:

And all this time I just thought you liked my butt!

LP (back to the drawing table)