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On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 12:03:00 -0400, "Simple Simon"
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Dear Group,

I managed to nurse my new sails through customs and have word
from FED EX tracking that the sails are on the delivery truck which
left from Marathon (forty miles south of here) at a little after nine
this morning. I should have the sails in my grubby little hands later
on this afternoon.

Boy are you gonna be jealous when you get a load of how well the
new sails set and how shiny new they look. No more critics allowed
like the last time I showed pics of worn-out sails. There will be nothing
to criticize.

Look for a link to a new webpage showing actual sailing pictures with
new working sails in a week or two.



You shouldn't be bragging until you actually put them on the boat.

This must be the first time you ever bought new sails.




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Hey Horvath,

I received them and they are on the boat. I even managed to get
the old main removed and the new one bent on except for installing
the battens because a big thunderstorm came up then it got dark.

The mainsail fits perfectly and the jib will also be perfect because
it was built to my measurement specs.

You sound jealous. Wait till you see the new pics on a web page
I'll put up on my site and you will turn green with envy.

S.Simon

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On Wed, 1 Oct 2003 12:03:00 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Dear Group,

I managed to nurse my new sails through customs and have word
from FED EX tracking that the sails are on the delivery truck which
left from Marathon (forty miles south of here) at a little after nine
this morning. I should have the sails in my grubby little hands later
on this afternoon.

Boy are you gonna be jealous when you get a load of how well the
new sails set and how shiny new they look. No more critics allowed
like the last time I showed pics of worn-out sails. There will be nothing
to criticize.

Look for a link to a new webpage showing actual sailing pictures with
new working sails in a week or two.



You shouldn't be bragging until you actually put them on the boat.

This must be the first time you ever bought new sails.




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Horvath
 
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On Thu, 2 Oct 2003 07:33:09 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Hey Horvath,

I received them and they are on the boat. I even managed to get
the old main removed and the new one bent on except for installing
the battens because a big thunderstorm came up then it got dark.

The mainsail fits perfectly and the jib will also be perfect because
it was built to my measurement specs.

You sound jealous. Wait till you see the new pics on a web page
I'll put up on my site and you will turn green with envy.


HAHAHAHAHAHA! I race my boat. I put on new sails every year,
dumbass.




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Simple Simon
 
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YOU'RE the dumbass around here.

Do you actually think you are fooling anybody? Racing
that ugly Hunter is like racing a Ford Ranger except the
Ranger at least looks like a pick-up truck while your
boat looks like an old Nash Rambler. Bwaaahahahahahha!

You're a dip****.

S.Simon - has a better boat. Better looking and faster to boot.

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On Thu, 2 Oct 2003 07:33:09 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Hey Horvath,

I received them and they are on the boat. I even managed to get
the old main removed and the new one bent on except for installing
the battens because a big thunderstorm came up then it got dark.

The mainsail fits perfectly and the jib will also be perfect because
it was built to my measurement specs.

You sound jealous. Wait till you see the new pics on a web page
I'll put up on my site and you will turn green with envy.


HAHAHAHAHAHA! I race my boat. I put on new sails every year,
dumbass.




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Yeah, sure. You must be a bigger fool than I thought if
you actually try and race that piece of junk.

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On Thu, 2 Oct 2003 07:33:09 -0400, "Simple Simon"
wrote this crap:

Hey Horvath,

I received them and they are on the boat. I even managed to get
the old main removed and the new one bent on except for installing
the battens because a big thunderstorm came up then it got dark.

The mainsail fits perfectly and the jib will also be perfect because
it was built to my measurement specs.

You sound jealous. Wait till you see the new pics on a web page
I'll put up on my site and you will turn green with envy.


HAHAHAHAHAHA! I race my boat. I put on new sails every year,
dumbass.




This signature is now the ultimate power in the universe





 
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