Horass, I mean Fatass, you're so fat that you have girly tits.
Your face is bloated, and your liver, according to you, is
damaged.

Also, we're really not interested in hearing about your loose-
fitting balloon pants.

"Horvath" wrote in message
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On Thu, 02 Oct 2003 13:53:41 +1000, The Captains Nemesis
wrote this crap:


Holly, I was 25 once too, but unlike you I didn'y get fat, ugly and
out of shape.

I got news for you, dumbass. I'm not fat, ugly, or out of shape. I
run three miles every day, and my fiance says I'm too thin.

32" waist? you gotta get a new tape, those cloth ones stretch if you
pull em hard enough.

Either that or you're wearing your trousers around your ankles like
you did in the marines.

I was in the Army, not the Marines. I wear a size 32 pants, and they
are loose, dumbass.




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