On Thu, 25 Sep 2003 22:43:26 +0100, Donal's long-suffering mother
turned her back for just a moment, and Donal did *this* to
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

"Peter J Ross" wrote in
message ...
On Thu, 25 Sep 2003 13:57:16 GMT, Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip's
long-suffering mother turned her back for just a moment, and Reverend
Parson Peter Parsnip did *this* to
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

Actually, this is a new story.

Please don't prolong the suspense.

What a truly sad existence you lead. You *have* to pretend that you are
interested the Reverend's nonsense, just because he is apparently as
socially dysfunctional as you are.

This is obviously the reason that I'm in your killfile.

Er, you haven't forgotten that I'm in your killfile, have you?

Hey, don't be miserable! As a special treat, you could indulge in a pint of
Worthington "E"..... or even a pint of Red Barrel.

Cheers, mate. I'll have a pint of 6X, and the other 500 Flonk regulars
will have the same.

I bet that your dad even
smoked Woodbines???

Senior Service are much better.

That's a problem with modern Britian. In the space of a single generation,
working class people have been given a decent education. People like you
suddenly find that they have the ability to express themselves. Sadly, you
cannot rid yourself of generations of ignorance and subservience with a few
years of decent education. Your ability to express yourself is completely
negated by the fact that you drink Bass.

Your parents, you, your children and even your grandchildren, will all be
the kind of people that drink Bass.

Even more illuminating, is the fact that you, and your progeny, will live in
an area where the pubs sell Bass.

Don't you agree with Benjamin Disraeli that it's a better drink than
champagne?

Don't bother answering me.... I'm going to ignore you for a couple of
weeks,.. because people like you are not worth the effort.

Plonked again! How can you be so cruel?

--
PJR :-)
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The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by Donal,
and I thusly replied:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in
message ...
On Thu, 25 Sep 2003 13:57:16 GMT, Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip's
long-suffering mother turned her back for just a moment, and Reverend
Parson Peter Parsnip did *this* to
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

Actually, this is a new story.

Please don't prolong the suspense.


What a truly sad existence you lead. You *have* to pretend that you are
interested the Reverend's nonsense, just because he is apparently as
socially dysfunctional as you are.

Hey, if you'd read my story you could understand why he was so interested.
I never disappoint.

--
The Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip

Smiting Revenge Against Sinful Usenet Users Since 1874
"My little finger shall be thicker than my father's loins" - Kings 12:10

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 25 Sep 2003 22:43:26 +0100, Donal's long-suffering mother
turned her back for just a moment, and Donal did *this* to
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

"Peter J Ross" wrote
in message ...
On Thu, 25 Sep 2003 13:57:16 GMT, Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip's
long-suffering mother turned her back for just a moment, and
Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip did *this* to
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

Actually, this is a new story.

Please don't prolong the suspense.

What a truly sad existence you lead. You *have* to pretend that you
are interested the Reverend's nonsense, just because he is apparently
as socially dysfunctional as you are.

This is obviously the reason that I'm in your killfile.

Er, you haven't forgotten that I'm in your killfile, have you?

Hey, don't be miserable! As a special treat, you could indulge in a
pint of Worthington "E"..... or even a pint of Red Barrel.

Cheers, mate. I'll have a pint of 6X, and the other 500 Flonk regulars
will have the same.

I bet that your dad even
smoked Woodbines???

Senior Service are much better.

That's a problem with modern Britian. In the space of a single
generation, working class people have been given a decent education.
People like you suddenly find that they have the ability to express
themselves. Sadly, you cannot rid yourself of generations of
ignorance and subservience with a few years of decent education. Your
ability to express yourself is completely negated by the fact that you
drink Bass.

Your parents, you, your children and even your grandchildren, will all
be the kind of people that drink Bass.

Even more illuminating, is the fact that you, and your progeny, will
live in an area where the pubs sell Bass.

Don't you agree with Benjamin Disraeli that it's a better drink than
champagne?

Don't bother answering me.... I'm going to ignore you for a couple of
weeks,.. because people like you are not worth the effort.

Plonked again! How can you be so cruel?


My guess is haemherhoids.


Bertie