On Thu, 25 Sep 2003 22:43:26 +0100, Donal's long-suffering mother
turned her back for just a moment, and Donal did *this* to
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

"Peter J Ross" wrote in
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On Thu, 25 Sep 2003 13:57:16 GMT, Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip's
long-suffering mother turned her back for just a moment, and Reverend
Parson Peter Parsnip did *this* to
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

Actually, this is a new story.

Please don't prolong the suspense.

What a truly sad existence you lead. You *have* to pretend that you are
interested the Reverend's nonsense, just because he is apparently as
socially dysfunctional as you are.

This is obviously the reason that I'm in your killfile.

Er, you haven't forgotten that I'm in your killfile, have you?

Hey, don't be miserable! As a special treat, you could indulge in a pint of
Worthington "E"..... or even a pint of Red Barrel.

Cheers, mate. I'll have a pint of 6X, and the other 500 Flonk regulars
will have the same.

I bet that your dad even
smoked Woodbines???

Senior Service are much better.

That's a problem with modern Britian. In the space of a single generation,
working class people have been given a decent education. People like you
suddenly find that they have the ability to express themselves. Sadly, you
cannot rid yourself of generations of ignorance and subservience with a few
years of decent education. Your ability to express yourself is completely
negated by the fact that you drink Bass.

Your parents, you, your children and even your grandchildren, will all be
the kind of people that drink Bass.

Even more illuminating, is the fact that you, and your progeny, will live in
an area where the pubs sell Bass.

Don't you agree with Benjamin Disraeli that it's a better drink than
champagne?

Don't bother answering me.... I'm going to ignore you for a couple of
weeks,.. because people like you are not worth the effort.

Plonked again! How can you be so cruel?

--
PJR :-)
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