"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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"Des Higgins" wrote in
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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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"Des Higgins" wrote in
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Bertie:

you need a hobby or a girlfriend; ideally, I would go for the
latter but a hobby might be more practical.

got both already.


you know what Bertie:
I do not belive you.

Don;t care.

You really should get a girlfriend Bertie. It would do you a world of good.
This Usenet business is silly. Really Bertie, I ought to have more sense
than to even talk to you. Your usenet presence is that of a complete creep
and weirdo. What on earth do you think you will achieve.
Come on, get a girlfriend. Step one is essential; you have to turn your
computer off. Step two, have a shower. It will freshen you up nicely.
Step three, well, at this stage, we can ask around on SCI and elsewhere for
seduction and dating techniques. I am not much of an expert; I have only
had the one for quite a while and do not need or want another (that sounds
wrong somehow). Anyway, I will try to help but you have to help yourself
first. Come on, get a life.

Fr. Des





Bertie