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Bertie:

you need a hobby or a girlfriend; ideally, I would go for the
latter but a hobby might be more practical.

got both already.


you know what Bertie:
I do not belive you.

Don;t care.

You really should get a girlfriend Bertie. It would do you a world of good.
This Usenet business is silly. Really Bertie, I ought to have more sense
than to even talk to you. Your usenet presence is that of a complete creep
and weirdo. What on earth do you think you will achieve.
Come on, get a girlfriend. Step one is essential; you have to turn your
computer off. Step two, have a shower. It will freshen you up nicely.
Step three, well, at this stage, we can ask around on SCI and elsewhere for
seduction and dating techniques. I am not much of an expert; I have only
had the one for quite a while and do not need or want another (that sounds
wrong somehow). Anyway, I will try to help but you have to help yourself
first. Come on, get a life.

Fr. Des





Bertie

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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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"Des Higgins" wrote in
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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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"Des Higgins" wrote in
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Bertie:

you need a hobby or a girlfriend; ideally, I would go for the
latter but a hobby might be more practical.

got both already.


you know what Bertie:
I do not belive you.

Don;t care.

You really should get a girlfriend Bertie. It would do you a world of
good. This Usenet business is silly. Really Bertie, I ought to have
more sense than to even talk to you.

and yet..


Bertie




Bertie

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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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"Des Higgins" wrote in
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Bertie:

you need a hobby or a girlfriend; ideally, I would go for the
latter but a hobby might be more practical.

got both already.


you know what Bertie:
I do not belive you.

Don;t care.

You really should get a girlfriend Bertie. It would do you a world of
good. This Usenet business is silly. Really Bertie, I ought to have
more sense than to even talk to you.

and yet..


It is because I feel sorry for you Bertie.
You know, if you will just let go, we can help you pull through from this
silliness.
SCI is a lovely place really but you have to want to be loved to really
benefit. All this nastyness and posting literally hundreds of insults to
one or two posters every day for years on end really will not do you any
good in the long run. Some day, you will go on holidays to Skegness or
Clacton and you know what, no one will notice. Not even me, unless you want
me to help you. I can help Bertie; just reach out and feel the warmth. OK
SCI .... GROUP HUG NOW!!! See, lovely isn't it? What kind of girlfriend
would you like? Blonde? Petite? Voluptuous?
Buxom? Earthy? Tall and thin? Short and generous? The world is your
oyster Bertie. It is all out there; you just have to turn off your feckin
computer.

Fr. Des




Bertie




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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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"Des Higgins" wrote in
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Bertie:

you need a hobby or a girlfriend; ideally, I would go for the
latter but a hobby might be more practical.

got both already.


you know what Bertie:
I do not belive you.

Don;t care.

You really should get a girlfriend Bertie. It would do you a world
of good. This Usenet business is silly. Really Bertie, I ought to
have more sense than to even talk to you.

and yet..


It is because I feel sorry for you Bertie.


I know you do.

Bertie

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Bertie:

you need a hobby or a girlfriend; ideally, I would go for the latter
but a hobby might be more practical.

I recommend cow orking


Send pics.

Bertie

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Bertie:

you need a hobby or a girlfriend; ideally, I would go for the latter
but a hobby might be more practical.

I recommend cow orking


Send pics.

That would be against my ISP's AUP

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Bertie:

you need a hobby or a girlfriend; ideally, I would go for the latter
but a hobby might be more practical.

I recommend cow orking


Send pics.

That would be against my ISP's AUP


Aww.


Bertie

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"Des Higgins" wrote in message
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Bertie:

you need a hobby or a girlfriend; ideally, I would go for the latter
but a hobby might be more practical.

I recommend cow orking


Send pics.

That would be against my ISP's AUP


You should get a decent server!

Like mine.

Bertie