"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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"Des Higgins" wrote in
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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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"Des Higgins" wrote in
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"Bertie the Bunyip" wrote in message
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"Des Higgins" wrote in
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Bertie:

you need a hobby or a girlfriend; ideally, I would go for the
latter but a hobby might be more practical.

got both already.


you know what Bertie:
I do not belive you.

Don;t care.

You really should get a girlfriend Bertie. It would do you a world of
good. This Usenet business is silly. Really Bertie, I ought to have
more sense than to even talk to you.

and yet..


It is because I feel sorry for you Bertie.
You know, if you will just let go, we can help you pull through from this
silliness.
SCI is a lovely place really but you have to want to be loved to really
benefit. All this nastyness and posting literally hundreds of insults to
one or two posters every day for years on end really will not do you any
good in the long run. Some day, you will go on holidays to Skegness or
Clacton and you know what, no one will notice. Not even me, unless you want
me to help you. I can help Bertie; just reach out and feel the warmth. OK
SCI .... GROUP HUG NOW!!! See, lovely isn't it? What kind of girlfriend
would you like? Blonde? Petite? Voluptuous?
Buxom? Earthy? Tall and thin? Short and generous? The world is your
oyster Bertie. It is all out there; you just have to turn off your feckin
computer.

Fr. Des




Bertie




Bertie