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Mooron vs. Bobsprit
Mooron's day:
Empty colostomy bag, administer painkillers, watch TV, listen to weather radio, play with computer, watch more TV, play with computer, make dinner, thumb through 1987 issue of Cruising World, drink too much, pass out. Bobsprit's Day: Early am sex romp with the wife for an hour. 3 mile run after biking to Victory Field track. Workout with weights for 30 minutes. Listen to new Gershwin recording. Do some writing. Go sailing at 2:00 with 4 pretty ladies, anchor near Port Washington for a swim. BBQ chicken and veggies. Sail to about 8:00 or 9:00. Return home to watch Ren and Stimpy DVD. More sex...then sleep. Sailing again Monday and Tuesday! Bwahahahahahaha! RB |
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S.Simon vs. Bobsprit
S.Simon
"Bobsprit" wrote in message ... Bobsprit's Day: Early am sex romp with the wife for an hour. 3 mile run after biking to Victory Field track. Workout with weights for 30 minutes. Listen to new Gershwin recording. Do some writing. Go sailing at 2:00 with 4 pretty ladies, anchor near Port Washington for a swim. BBQ chicken and veggies. Sail to about 8:00 or 9:00. Return home to watch Ren and Stimpy DVD. More sex...then sleep. Sailing again Monday and Tuesday! S.Simon's past three days, 1) Met babe at bar and talked her into going sailing for a couple days. 2) We sailed to Marathon 3) We sailed to Key West 4) We sailed to Big Pine Key 5) We sailed to Key Largo Aside from sailing we ate very well, we drank adult beverages even weller and we had sex often and long. Now I ask you, who's the REAL sailorman? S.Simon - an entire lifestyle built around sailing. |
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S.Simon vs. Bobsprit
The guy in the other boat.
"Simple Simon" wrote in message ... S.Simon "Bobsprit" wrote in message ... Bobsprit's Day: Early am sex romp with the wife for an hour. 3 mile run after biking to Victory Field track. Workout with weights for 30 minutes. Listen to new Gershwin recording. Do some writing. Go sailing at 2:00 with 4 pretty ladies, anchor near Port Washington for a swim. BBQ chicken and veggies. Sail to about 8:00 or 9:00. Return home to watch Ren and Stimpy DVD. More sex...then sleep. Sailing again Monday and Tuesday! S.Simon's past three days, 1) Met babe at bar and talked her into going sailing for a couple days. 2) We sailed to Marathon 3) We sailed to Key West 4) We sailed to Big Pine Key 5) We sailed to Key Largo Aside from sailing we ate very well, we drank adult beverages even weller and we had sex often and long. Now I ask you, who's the REAL sailorman? S.Simon - an entire lifestyle built around sailing. |
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Mooron vs. Bobsprit
let's try this with reality tuned in a bit....
Mooron's Day: Up at 0530 hrs. Make Coffee, feed & water the livestock prep work gear, fetch the paper, load the gear onto the truck, hit the road at 0630. Spend day as Senior Geotechnical Technician inspecting various work sites and instructing contractors on how to meet specifications.... check on the boat and drive home. Water the live stock and complete about an hour of chores. Catch up on field notes, download daily photos and copy to rewritable CD. Read the newspaper, secure the livestock and the premises. Hit the sack at 2130hrs. Bob's Day: Wake up after Suzanne has already left for work and has coffee she made for him. Turns on computer and logs on to ASA... begins daily regime of posting lies. Lurks while supposedly off sailing. Heads down to marina to take photo of Suzanne's boat. Returns to ASA and posts more lies. Whacks off and claims he has a headache when Suzanne gets home from work. Suzanne is pleased with the small blessings of being married to an obedient wimp. CM "Bobsprit" wrote in message ... | Mooron's day: | Empty colostomy bag, administer painkillers, watch TV, listen to weather radio, | play with computer, watch more TV, play with computer, make dinner, thumb | through 1987 issue of Cruising World, drink too much, pass out. | | Bobsprit's Day: | Early am sex romp with the wife for an hour. 3 mile run after biking to Victory | Field track. Workout with weights for 30 minutes. Listen to new Gershwin | recording. Do some writing. Go sailing at 2:00 with 4 pretty ladies, anchor | near Port Washington for a swim. BBQ chicken and veggies. Sail to about 8:00 or | 9:00. Return home to watch Ren and Stimpy DVD. More sex...then sleep. Sailing | again Monday and Tuesday! | | Bwahahahahahaha! | | RB |
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Mooron vs. Bobsprit
"Bobsprit" wrote in message ... Mooron's day: Empty colostomy bag, administer painkillers, watch TV, listen to weather radio, play with computer, watch more TV, play with computer, make dinner, thumb through 1987 issue of Cruising World, drink too much, pass out. Let's try to be on topic! Bobsprit's Day: Early am sex romp with the wife for an hour. Trans: "I'm no longer a 20 year old. " 58 mins foreplay ("passage planning"). 1 min "sailing up and down - looking for the entrance! 30 secs in "astern" 30 secs making entrance. 3 mile run after biking to Victory 4 hour "recovery" sleep. Field track. Workout with weights for 30 minutes. Listen to new Gershwin recording. Do some writing. Go sailing at 2:00 with 4 pretty ladies, anchor near Port Washington for a swim. BBQ chicken and veggies. Sail to about 8:00 or 9:00. Return home to watch Ren and Stimpy DVD. More sex...then wait for Suzzy to come home. Regards Donal -- |
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