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Bobsprit
 
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It's quite obvious and even Neal knows this to be true...

1) I'm the better sailor! Not by experience, but by embracing the right spirit!
2) I never take the group seriously!
3) I know most of the people here are older and will never sail as much as I.
4) I haven't made the horrible mistakes (Coronado, Siedlemann, Hunter, Express)
that other members have.
5) I have women to sail with a great wife who likes to sail!
6) My sex life is winding up instead of down!
7) I know that being a good sailor means learning on a variety of vessels
8) After just 8 years I've sailed more types of boats (and owned more) than
anyone here!
9) I'm simply smarter than anyone here...by a long shot. The "Bob's on MY hook"
posts from people like Mooron is proof of that!

And so it will continue.....
When the pro-wrestling industry explained how the blood, breaks and falls were
done, the fan base remained, undaunted by the spector of reality. There must be
a lot of Hulkamaniacs here!
Indeed....I AM THE WIZARD OF ALT.SAILING.ASA!!! Pay no attention to that man
behind the curtain!

Bwaahahhahahahahhahaaha!

RB
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Welcome Back Bob..... good to see you got your "Groove" back. :-D

CM

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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| It's quite obvious and even Neal knows this to be true...
|
| 1) I'm the better sailor! Not by experience, but by embracing the right
spirit!
| 2) I never take the group seriously!
| 3) I know most of the people here are older and will never sail as much as
I.
| 4) I haven't made the horrible mistakes (Coronado, Siedlemann, Hunter,
Express)
| that other members have.
| 5) I have women to sail with a great wife who likes to sail!
| 6) My sex life is winding up instead of down!
| 7) I know that being a good sailor means learning on a variety of vessels
| 8) After just 8 years I've sailed more types of boats (and owned more)
than
| anyone here!
| 9) I'm simply smarter than anyone here...by a long shot. The "Bob's on MY
hook"
| posts from people like Mooron is proof of that!
|
| And so it will continue.....
| When the pro-wrestling industry explained how the blood, breaks and falls
were
| done, the fan base remained, undaunted by the spector of reality. There
must be
| a lot of Hulkamaniacs here!
| Indeed....I AM THE WIZARD OF ALT.SAILING.ASA!!! Pay no attention to that
man
| behind the curtain!
|
| Bwaahahhahahahahhahaaha!
|
| RB


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Daedalus
 
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On 11 Sep 2003 11:21:33 GMT, (Bobsprit), wrote:

It's quite obvious and even Neal knows this to be true...



I hace some questions for you:


1) I'm the better sailor! Not by experience, but by embracing the right spirit!


Rum?

2) I never take the group seriously!


Even when they give safety tips?

3) I know most of the people here are older and will never sail as much as I.


So you live on your boat?

4) I haven't made the horrible mistakes (Coronado, Siedlemann, Hunter, Express)
that other members have.


Talking to Mooron?

5) I have women to sail with a great wife who likes to sail!


Why does your wife need other women to sail with her?

6) My sex life is winding up instead of down!


Sure it's not the tide?

7) I know that being a good sailor means learning on a variety of vessels


Did you get certified on the bumper boats at Disneyland?

8) After just 8 years I've sailed more types of boats (and owned more) than
anyone here!


Anything in a bottle floats, right?

9) I'm simply smarter than anyone here...by a long shot. The "Bob's on MY hook"
posts from people like Mooron is proof of that!


So you don't think you get trolled constantly?


And so it will continue.....
When the pro-wrestling industry explained how the blood, breaks and falls were
done, the fan base remained, undaunted by the spector of reality. There must be
a lot of Hulkamaniacs here!
Indeed....I AM THE WIZARD OF ALT.SAILING.ASA!!! Pay no attention to that man
behind the curtain!

Bwaahahhahahahahhahaaha!

RB



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jade

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Semolina Pilcher
 
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A heart attack from lifting a bike!!!

BWAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
It's quite obvious and even Neal knows this to be true...

1) I'm the better sailor! Not by experience, but by embracing the right

spirit!
2) I never take the group seriously!
3) I know most of the people here are older and will never sail as much as

I.
4) I haven't made the horrible mistakes (Coronado, Siedlemann, Hunter,

Express)
that other members have.
5) I have women to sail with a great wife who likes to sail!
6) My sex life is winding up instead of down!
7) I know that being a good sailor means learning on a variety of vessels
8) After just 8 years I've sailed more types of boats (and owned more)

than
anyone here!
9) I'm simply smarter than anyone here...by a long shot. The "Bob's on MY

hook"
posts from people like Mooron is proof of that!

And so it will continue.....
When the pro-wrestling industry explained how the blood, breaks and falls

were
done, the fan base remained, undaunted by the spector of reality. There

must be
a lot of Hulkamaniacs here!
Indeed....I AM THE WIZARD OF ALT.SAILING.ASA!!! Pay no attention to that

man
behind the curtain!

Bwaahahhahahahahhahaaha!

RB



 
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