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Why Bob Always Wins
On 11 Sep 2003 11:21:33 GMT, (Bobsprit), wrote:
It's quite obvious and even Neal knows this to be true...
I hace some questions for you:
1) I'm the better sailor! Not by experience, but by embracing the right spirit!
Rum?
2) I never take the group seriously!
Even when they give safety tips?
3) I know most of the people here are older and will never sail as much as I.
So you live on your boat?
4) I haven't made the horrible mistakes (Coronado, Siedlemann, Hunter, Express)
that other members have.
Talking to Mooron?
5) I have women to sail with a great wife who likes to sail!
Why does your wife need other women to sail with her?
6) My sex life is winding up instead of down!
Sure it's not the tide?
7) I know that being a good sailor means learning on a variety of vessels
Did you get certified on the bumper boats at Disneyland?
8) After just 8 years I've sailed more types of boats (and owned more) than
anyone here!
Anything in a bottle floats, right?
9) I'm simply smarter than anyone here...by a long shot. The "Bob's on MY hook"
posts from people like Mooron is proof of that!
So you don't think you get trolled constantly?
And so it will continue.....
When the pro-wrestling industry explained how the blood, breaks and falls were
done, the fan base remained, undaunted by the spector of reality. There must be
a lot of Hulkamaniacs here!
Indeed....I AM THE WIZARD OF ALT.SAILING.ASA!!! Pay no attention to that man
behind the curtain!
Bwaahahhahahahahhahaaha!
RB
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jade
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