Why Bob Always Wins
It's quite obvious and even Neal knows this to be true...
1) I'm the better sailor! Not by experience, but by embracing the right spirit!
2) I never take the group seriously!
3) I know most of the people here are older and will never sail as much as I.
4) I haven't made the horrible mistakes (Coronado, Siedlemann, Hunter, Express)
that other members have.
5) I have women to sail with a great wife who likes to sail!
6) My sex life is winding up instead of down!
7) I know that being a good sailor means learning on a variety of vessels
8) After just 8 years I've sailed more types of boats (and owned more) than
anyone here!
9) I'm simply smarter than anyone here...by a long shot. The "Bob's on MY hook"
posts from people like Mooron is proof of that!
And so it will continue.....
When the pro-wrestling industry explained how the blood, breaks and falls were
done, the fan base remained, undaunted by the spector of reality. There must be
a lot of Hulkamaniacs here!
Indeed....I AM THE WIZARD OF ALT.SAILING.ASA!!! Pay no attention to that man
behind the curtain!
Bwaahahhahahahahhahaaha!
RB
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