Being tired of lurking, on Thu, 11 Sep 2003 10:43:52 +0000, Bertie the
Bunyip posted:

Peter J Ross wrote in
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On Thu, 11 Sep 2003 03:29:53 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip's
long-suffering mother turned her back for just a moment, and Bertie
the Bunyip did *this* to alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

Nik wrote in
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1. OF FIDDLE MORD

There was a man named Mord whose surname was Fiddle;

He gave his dog a diddle

He asked it to swallow

It tasted like tallow

And they called it mellow yellow

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mhm 27x12
smeeter #27 (also)