"Dr. Flonkenstein" wrote in
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Being tired of lurking, on Sat, 13 Sep 2003 11:06:02 +0000, Bertie the
Bunyip posted:

"Vladimir Fukovski" wrote in
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On Fri, 12 Sep 2003 10:27:09 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

"Dr. Flonkenstein" wrote
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Being tired of lurking, on Thu, 11 Sep 2003 10:43:52 +0000, Bertie
the Bunyip posted:

Peter J Ross wrote in
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On Thu, 11 Sep 2003 03:29:53 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip's
long-suffering mother turned her back for just a moment, and
Bertie the Bunyip did *this* to
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

Nik wrote in
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1. OF FIDDLE MORD

There was a man named Mord whose surname was Fiddle;

He gave his dog a diddle

He asked it to swallow

It tasted like tallow

And they called it mellow yellow


2.FREIA THE SLUT


There was a norse Goddes named Freia

And she inspired a famous "The Cure" song.

Her tits were warped

Into space-time?

Allow me to explain the concept of a limerick..