On Sun, 14 Sep 2003 03:02:47 +0200, Dr. Flonkenstein's long-suffering
mother turned her back for just a moment, and Dr. Flonkenstein did
*this* to alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

Being tired of lurking, on Sat, 13 Sep 2003 23:26:50 +0000, Bertie the
Bunyip posted:

"Dr. Flonkenstein" wrote in
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Being tired of lurking, on Sat, 13 Sep 2003 11:06:02 +0000, Bertie the
Bunyip posted:

"Vladimir Fukovski" wrote in
news
On Fri, 12 Sep 2003 10:27:09 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

"Dr. Flonkenstein" wrote
in news
Being tired of lurking, on Thu, 11 Sep 2003 10:43:52 +0000, Bertie
the Bunyip posted:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 11 Sep 2003 03:29:53 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip's
long-suffering mother turned her back for just a moment, and
Bertie the Bunyip did *this* to
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

Nik wrote in
news:rkjtlv8crj16ebkoeai09el1a4d6ao3kfo@ 4ax.com:

1. OF FIDDLE MORD

There was a man named Mord whose surname was Fiddle;

He gave his dog a diddle

He asked it to swallow

It tasted like tallow

And they called it mellow yellow


2.FREIA THE SLUT


There was a norse Goddes named Freia

And she inspired a famous "The Cure" song.

Her tits were warped

Into space-time?

Allow me to explain the concept of a limerick..
Please do, it seems to be the source of big fun.

There was an old fellow called Bertie
who with young Lady Pilot was flirty.
He posted a troll
And watched the kooks roll,
But when rhymes were all wrong he grew shirty.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Smeeter #30
Alcatroll Labs Inc. (Executive Vice-President)
news:alt.fan.pjr

Being tired of lurking, on Fri, 12 Sep 2003 10:27:09 +0000, Bertie the
Bunyip posted:

"Dr. Flonkenstein" wrote in
news
Being tired of lurking, on Thu, 11 Sep 2003 10:43:52 +0000, Bertie the
Bunyip posted:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 11 Sep 2003 03:29:53 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip's
long-suffering mother turned her back for just a moment, and Bertie
the Bunyip did *this* to alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

Nik wrote in
om:

1. OF FIDDLE MORD

There was a man named Mord whose surname was Fiddle;

He gave his dog a diddle

He asked it to swallow

It tasted like tallow

And they called it mellow yellow


2.FREIA THE SLUT


There was a norse Goddes named Freia
And she asked me: "Want to give it a trya?"

--
mhm 27x12
smeeter #27 (also)

On Sun, 14 Sep 2003 04:43:03 +0200, Dr. Flonkenstein's long-suffering
mother turned her back for just a moment, and Dr. Flonkenstein did
*this* to alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

Being tired of lurking, on Fri, 12 Sep 2003 10:27:09 +0000, Bertie the
Bunyip posted:

"Dr. Flonkenstein" wrote in
news
Being tired of lurking, on Thu, 11 Sep 2003 10:43:52 +0000, Bertie the
Bunyip posted:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 11 Sep 2003 03:29:53 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip's
long-suffering mother turned her back for just a moment, and Bertie
the Bunyip did *this* to alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

Nik wrote in
news:rkjtlv8crj16ebkoeai09el1a4d6ao3kfo@4ax. com:

1. OF FIDDLE MORD

There was a man named Mord whose surname was Fiddle;

He gave his dog a diddle

He asked it to swallow

It tasted like tallow

And they called it mellow yellow


2.FREIA THE SLUT


There was a norse Goddes named Freia
And she asked me: "Want to give it a trya?"
She took off her helmet



--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Smeeter #30
Alcatroll Labs Inc. (Executive Vice-President)
news:alt.fan.pjr

Being tired of lurking, on Sun, 14 Sep 2003 06:27:02 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted:

On Sun, 14 Sep 2003 04:43:03 +0200, Dr. Flonkenstein's long-suffering
mother turned her back for just a moment, and Dr. Flonkenstein did
*this* to alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

Being tired of lurking, on Fri, 12 Sep 2003 10:27:09 +0000, Bertie the
Bunyip posted:

"Dr. Flonkenstein" wrote in
news
Being tired of lurking, on Thu, 11 Sep 2003 10:43:52 +0000, Bertie the
Bunyip posted:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 11 Sep 2003 03:29:53 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip's
long-suffering mother turned her back for just a moment, and Bertie
the Bunyip did *this* to alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

Nik wrote in
news:rkjtlv8crj16ebkoeai09el1a4d6ao3kfo@4ax .com:

1. OF FIDDLE MORD

There was a man named Mord whose surname was Fiddle;

He gave his dog a diddle

He asked it to swallow

It tasted like tallow

And they called it mellow yellow


2.FREIA THE SLUT


There was a norse Goddes named Freia
And she asked me: "Want to give it a trya?"
She took off her helmet
And grabbed my rocket

--
mhm 27x12
smeeter #27 (also)

"Dr. Flonkenstein" wrote in
news
Being tired of lurking, on Sat, 13 Sep 2003 23:26:50 +0000, Bertie the
Bunyip posted:

"Dr. Flonkenstein" wrote in
news
Being tired of lurking, on Sat, 13 Sep 2003 11:06:02 +0000, Bertie the
Bunyip posted:

"Vladimir Fukovski" wrote in
news
On Fri, 12 Sep 2003 10:27:09 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

"Dr. Flonkenstein" wrote
in news
Being tired of lurking, on Thu, 11 Sep 2003 10:43:52 +0000, Bertie
the Bunyip posted:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 11 Sep 2003 03:29:53 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip's
long-suffering mother turned her back for just a moment, and
Bertie the Bunyip did *this* to
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

Nik wrote in
news:rkjtlv8crj16ebkoeai09el1a4d6ao3kfo@ 4ax.com:

1. OF FIDDLE MORD

There was a man named Mord whose surname was Fiddle;

He gave his dog a diddle

He asked it to swallow

It tasted like tallow

And they called it mellow yellow


2.FREIA THE SLUT


There was a norse Goddes named Freia

And she inspired a famous "The Cure" song.

Her tits were warped

Into space-time?

Allow me to explain the concept of a limerick..
Please do, it seems to be the source of big fun.

right, first, think dirty. Second, think rhyme.

third, think rythm!

tehn go back to dirty, the others being a bit boring, really.

Bertie

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Sun, 14 Sep 2003 03:02:47 +0200, Dr. Flonkenstein's long-suffering
mother turned her back for just a moment, and Dr. Flonkenstein did
*this* to alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

Being tired of lurking, on Sat, 13 Sep 2003 23:26:50 +0000, Bertie the
Bunyip posted:

"Dr. Flonkenstein" wrote in
news
Being tired of lurking, on Sat, 13 Sep 2003 11:06:02 +0000, Bertie the
Bunyip posted:

"Vladimir Fukovski" wrote in
news
On Fri, 12 Sep 2003 10:27:09 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

"Dr. Flonkenstein" wrote
in news
Being tired of lurking, on Thu, 11 Sep 2003 10:43:52 +0000, Bertie
the Bunyip posted:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 11 Sep 2003 03:29:53 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip's
long-suffering mother turned her back for just a moment, and
Bertie the Bunyip did *this* to
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

Nik wrote in
news:rkjtlv8crj16ebkoeai09el1a4d6ao3kfo @4ax.com:

1. OF FIDDLE MORD

There was a man named Mord whose surname was Fiddle;

He gave his dog a diddle

He asked it to swallow

It tasted like tallow

And they called it mellow yellow


2.FREIA THE SLUT


There was a norse Goddes named Freia

And she inspired a famous "The Cure" song.

Her tits were warped

Into space-time?

Allow me to explain the concept of a limerick..
Please do, it seems to be the source of big fun.

There was an old fellow called Bertie
who with young Lady Pilot was flirty.
He posted a troll
And watched the kooks roll,
But when rhymes were all wrong he grew shirty.


snort!

Bertei

"Dr. Flonkenstein" wrote in
news
Being tired of lurking, on Sun, 14 Sep 2003 06:27:02 +0100, Peter J
Ross posted:

On Sun, 14 Sep 2003 04:43:03 +0200, Dr. Flonkenstein's long-suffering
mother turned her back for just a moment, and Dr. Flonkenstein did
*this* to alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

Being tired of lurking, on Fri, 12 Sep 2003 10:27:09 +0000, Bertie
the Bunyip posted:

"Dr. Flonkenstein" wrote
in news
Being tired of lurking, on Thu, 11 Sep 2003 10:43:52 +0000, Bertie
the Bunyip posted:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 11 Sep 2003 03:29:53 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip's
long-suffering mother turned her back for just a moment, and
Bertie the Bunyip did *this* to
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

Nik wrote in
news:rkjtlv8crj16ebkoeai09el1a4d6ao3kfo@4a x.com:

1. OF FIDDLE MORD

There was a man named Mord whose surname was Fiddle;

He gave his dog a diddle

He asked it to swallow

It tasted like tallow

And they called it mellow yellow


2.FREIA THE SLUT


There was a norse Goddes named Freia
And she asked me: "Want to give it a trya?"
She took off her helmet
And grabbed my rocket
And it blasted right off to the skya!

Being tired of lurking, on Sun, 14 Sep 2003 03:07:53 +0100, Peter J Ross
posted:

On Sun, 14 Sep 2003 03:02:47 +0200, Dr. Flonkenstein's long-suffering
mother turned her back for just a moment, and Dr. Flonkenstein did
*this* to alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

Being tired of lurking, on Sat, 13 Sep 2003 23:26:50 +0000, Bertie the
Bunyip posted:

"Dr. Flonkenstein" wrote in
news
Being tired of lurking, on Sat, 13 Sep 2003 11:06:02 +0000, Bertie the
Bunyip posted:

"Vladimir Fukovski" wrote in
news
On Fri, 12 Sep 2003 10:27:09 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

"Dr. Flonkenstein" wrote
in news
Being tired of lurking, on Thu, 11 Sep 2003 10:43:52 +0000, Bertie
the Bunyip posted:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 11 Sep 2003 03:29:53 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip's
long-suffering mother turned her back for just a moment, and
Bertie the Bunyip did *this* to
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

Nik wrote in
news:rkjtlv8crj16ebkoeai09el1a4d6ao3kfo @4ax.com:

1. OF FIDDLE MORD

There was a man named Mord whose surname was Fiddle;

He gave his dog a diddle

He asked it to swallow

It tasted like tallow

And they called it mellow yellow


2.FREIA THE SLUT


There was a norse Goddes named Freia

And she inspired a famous "The Cure" song.

Her tits were warped

Into space-time?

Allow me to explain the concept of a limerick..
Please do, it seems to be the source of big fun.

There was an old fellow called Bertie
who with young Lady Pilot was flirty.
He posted a troll
And watched the kooks roll,
But when rhymes were all wrong he grew shirty.

clap clap clap !!!!

--
mhm 27x12
smeeter #27 (also)

I invite other Asatruar to add their own, which I will then combine.
I would also appreciate info on failed links.
If anyone has objections to any site or org then mail me with precise
details.

Note that listed here are only a fraction of the available resources.
However, enough should exist here to enable you to find what I omit.

There is also a copy of this on my site at

http://www.neopax.com/asatru/AsatruResources.TXT

feel free to link to it if you're feeling lazy.

Also, this information can be copied/used in any way by anyone. I claim no
copyright over this list nor any intellectual property rights.


Mailing lists:
http://www.irminsul.org/as/aswlist.html THE list of lists
http://groups.yahoo.com/community/Our_Meadhall *Continuation of A_N_A
http://www.heathengyldas.com/ *AngloSaxon Heathenry
http://www.eskimo.com/~valkyrie/as/aslal.html *The Asatru-L list
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Asatru-U
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASHMAIL *Anglo-Saxon Heathen Mail List
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hagalazrunedance
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Heathenbooks *Beginning Lore Study Group
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/galdrabok *Runes/magick
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HeathenHerbs *Herbalism
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HeathenParenting
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/saxontroth
http://www.webcom.com/~lstead/asalist.html
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/asynjur *Female aspects
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Asatru-Daily-Quiz
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Asatroth
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/HammersandAttitudes *Hail Thor!
http://eGroups.com/group/nordisk_asetro *Nordisk Asetro
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Norse_Mythology
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Regintroth *Northvegr Félag
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Northern-Lore-Quiz/ *Daily quiz
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/The-Well/ *The Well


Magazines
http://onn.dlhc.org/ *Odins Nation News
http://TheRunestone.com *The Runestone
http://stoneheathen.org *Stone Heathen and Wotans Watchtower
http://www.odinic-rite.org/orbonline.html *magazine section of Odinic Rite
http://www.heathenry.org/news/ *Heathen News - general
http://www.northvegr.org/leidstjarna/index.html *Journal of the Northern
Star
http://www.northvegr.org/tru/index.html *Asatru archeology
*Bearclaw mailed from the AFA

Organisations:

http://www.kith-of-yggdrasil.org *Kith of Yggdrasil (UK)
http://www.odinic-rite.org/ *The Odinic Rite
http://www.runestone.org/ *Asatru Folk Assembly
http://www.irminsul.org/ *Irminsul Aettir
http://www.ealdriht.org/ *Angelseaxisce Ealdriht Webpage
http://www.thetroth.org/ *The Troth
http://alliance.eagleut.com/ *Asatru Alliance
http://www.asatru.org/ *Asatru Alliance
http://www.mackaos.com.au/Pagan/AET.html *Assembly of the Elder Troth
http://www.friggasweb.org *Frigga's web
http://atschool.eduweb.co.uk/pbrough/stav/index.html *STAV - martial art
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Atla...575/about.html *Wednesbury Theod
http://www.ciak.org/ *Confederation of Independent Asatru Kindreds
http://www.northvegr.org/ *Northvegr Félag (was Midhnott Sol)
http://www.europaltd.com/ *The Rune Gild
http://www.bifrost.no/ *Åsatrufellesskapet Bifrost
http://www.fornsidr.dk/ *Firn Siðr, Ase- og Vanesamfundet i Danmark
http://www.asatro.a.se/ *Sveriges Asatrosamfund
http://www.forn-sed.org/
http://www.astradyne.co.uk/midgard/ *Midgards Web
http://www.thorshof.org/
http://www.aswynn.co.uk/ *Freya Aswynn
http://www.kami.demon.co.uk/gesithas/ *The English Companions
http://www.vigrid.freeserve.co.uk/ *Wodens Folk (English)
http://www.heathenry.org/ *Norse Heathenry Society
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Forum/5346/ *New Zealand Asatru Fellowship

Sites:

http://mail.surfamerica.net/~hewitt/contents.htm *Steve Hewitt's site
http://home.earthlink.net/~lavransrm/ *Marklander, Lavrans page
http://www.bcsupernet.com/users/wodan/ *Wodanesdag Press
http://home.columbus.rr.com/greatashkindred
http://www.asgardtroth.org *Asgard Troth
http://www.river-wood-samfelag.org
http://dmoz.org/Society/Religion_and...y/Pagan/Asatru *Staffan
Vilcans
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Foru...u/asalink.html *An Asatru
resources list
http://www.geocities.com/athens/forum/5346/ *New Zealand Fellowship
http://www.webcom.com/~lstead/RBValues.html *The Nine Virtues
http://members.tripod.com/redwolfs_hall/redwolf.htm *Redwolf's Hall
http://members.tripod.com/redwolfs_hall/projectmain.htm *The Union project*
http://www1.tip.nl/users/t887876/ *Nehelennia Sibbe
http://members.home.net/tagbarbarason/
http://www.runahof.fsnet.co.uk/
http://www.runenstab.de *German Runesites
http://www.runenring.de
http://www.imperia-europa.org/ *French site, very good technically
http://www.webcom.com/~lstead/Ravenbok.html *Raven kindred
http://www.asatru-online.de/ * Stilkam's Asatru-Online.de
http://www.geocities.com/osred/ *Odinism Australia
http://www.frostmaiden.com/VTA/main.htm *Vinland Tribal Alliance
http://www.angelfire.com/in2/iac/ *Indiana Asatru Council
http://www.heidendom.nl/ *Netherlands
http://www.arild-hauge.com/ *Norwegian site
http://www.candlepublishing.co.uk/frigg/index.htm *Fellowship of Frigg -
female aspects

Other:
http://www.geocities.com/hgraw/Nanagoat0.html *Poems and stories for young
children
http://www.runegild.org/runaraven1.html *Runa Raven Press

http://www.oxfordancestors.com *Genetic profiling on male and female lines
http://www.jelldragon.com *Excellent British source of Heathen goods
http://sunsite.berkeley.edu/OMACL/ *Online Medieval And Classical Resources
http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/mythlinks.html *Germanic myths and legends
http://www.asatru.is/ *Asatru in Iceland
http://asatru.org/wrldtree.htm *World Tree Publications
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Ye_Brewers_N_Cooks *Brewing and Cooking group
http://come.to/norse.com *Norse mythology
http://ealdriht.heathengyldas.com/personals/ *For romance and
friendship...?
http://ealdriht.heathengyldas.com/haligwaerstow *Haligwaerstow Priest Guild
http://www.solorb.com/gfc/mead//mead.html *Mead
http://www.midhnottsol.org/dictionary/index.html *An Asatru Dictionary
http://www.undernet.org /join #Asatru, IRC Undernet Chat
http://www.irminsul.org/ru/ru.html *Runelore
http://www.europaltd.com/ *Ritual items for sale
http://radio-asatru.org *RADIO ASATRU
http://members.aol.com/cbsunny/ *Mostly Runes, a good treatment!
http://www11.ewebcity.com/izekube/runes.asp *Your name in runes
http://members.aol.com/asoren/Heathen/Herbal.htm *Herbal resource list
http://www.geocities.com/folkway_tradehall/index.html *Folkway Tradehall
http://lorestore.org *New and used books
http://www.angelfire.com/mt/sifsbles...tunicslrg.html *Clothing
http://www.kami.demon.co.uk/gesithas/runes/fonts.html *Runic fonts
http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare...557/fonts1.htm *Runic and other
fonts
http://huginn.ealdriht.org/ *Asatru Search Engine - find it here!
http://q.webring.com/hub?ring=asatruandheathen *Crafts webring
http://www.calontirtrim.com/ *Patterned trims for clothing
http://www.eddan.net/ *Eddas set to music





--
Dirk

The Consensus:-
The political party for the new millennium
http://www.theconsensus.org

Being tired of lurking, on Sun, 14 Sep 2003 15:55:39 +0000, Bertie the
Bunyip posted:

"Dr. Flonkenstein" wrote in
news
Being tired of lurking, on Sat, 13 Sep 2003 23:26:50 +0000, Bertie the
Bunyip posted:

"Dr. Flonkenstein" wrote in
news
Being tired of lurking, on Sat, 13 Sep 2003 11:06:02 +0000, Bertie the
Bunyip posted:

"Vladimir Fukovski" wrote in
news
On Fri, 12 Sep 2003 10:27:09 +0000, Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

"Dr. Flonkenstein" wrote
in news
Being tired of lurking, on Thu, 11 Sep 2003 10:43:52 +0000, Bertie
the Bunyip posted:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 11 Sep 2003 03:29:53 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip's
long-suffering mother turned her back for just a moment, and
Bertie the Bunyip did *this* to
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

Nik wrote in
news:rkjtlv8crj16ebkoeai09el1a4d6ao3kfo @4ax.com:

1. OF FIDDLE MORD

There was a man named Mord whose surname was Fiddle;

He gave his dog a diddle

He asked it to swallow

It tasted like tallow

And they called it mellow yellow


2.FREIA THE SLUT


There was a norse Goddes named Freia

And she inspired a famous "The Cure" song.

Her tits were warped

Into space-time?

Allow me to explain the concept of a limerick..
Please do, it seems to be the source of big fun.

right, first, think dirty. Second, think rhyme.

third, think rythm!

tehn go back to dirty, the others being a bit boring, really.

Bertie

OK, there's an other one on it's way.

--
mhm 27x12
smeeter #27 (also)