"Dr. Flonkenstein" wrote in
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Being tired of lurking, on Sun, 14 Sep 2003 06:27:02 +0100, Peter J
Ross posted:

On Sun, 14 Sep 2003 04:43:03 +0200, Dr. Flonkenstein's long-suffering
mother turned her back for just a moment, and Dr. Flonkenstein did
*this* to alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

Being tired of lurking, on Fri, 12 Sep 2003 10:27:09 +0000, Bertie
the Bunyip posted:

"Dr. Flonkenstein" wrote
in news
Being tired of lurking, on Thu, 11 Sep 2003 10:43:52 +0000, Bertie
the Bunyip posted:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 11 Sep 2003 03:29:53 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip's
long-suffering mother turned her back for just a moment, and
Bertie the Bunyip did *this* to
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

Nik wrote in
news:rkjtlv8crj16ebkoeai09el1a4d6ao3kfo@4a x.com:

1. OF FIDDLE MORD

There was a man named Mord whose surname was Fiddle;

He gave his dog a diddle

He asked it to swallow

It tasted like tallow

And they called it mellow yellow


2.FREIA THE SLUT


There was a norse Goddes named Freia
And she asked me: "Want to give it a trya?"
She took off her helmet
And grabbed my rocket
And it blasted right off to the skya!