On Thu, 11 Sep 2003 03:29:53 +0000 (UTC), Bertie the Bunyip's
long-suffering mother turned her back for just a moment, and Bertie
the Bunyip did *this* to alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk:

Nik wrote in
:

1. OF FIDDLE MORD

There was a man named Mord whose surname was Fiddle;

He gave his dog a diddle

He asked it to swallow

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PJR :-)
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