If he pictured you in that ridiculous Greek Fisherman's Hat... he would take
you about as seriously as I do... Bwahahahahaa!

Combine that with an accent like that Steve dude... the Crocodile Hunter....
it would have him rolling on the cockpit sole in tears of laughter.

CM

"The Captains Nemisis" wrote in message
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|
| Poor baby,
| I won't tell him his main has a shelf, that his galvanised pipe repair
| of a boom is good work, that his boat is faster than a multi and that
| it can sail at 20 degrees apparent, that he must be desireable to
| women because he pays for sex, that his President is a smart leader,
| that a Coronado makes an excellent blue water cruising yacht, that
| he's not a character of mirth...
| So he PLONKS me!
|
| Bwaaahahahahahhahahaaaaa.
|
| Cappy, don't pull that pillow too tight over your head!!
|
| Bwaaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
|
|
| Oz1...of the 3 twins.
| I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.
|
|

"The Captains Nemesis" wrote in message

| My hat is not ridiculous. It keeps the sun off and my head cool.

The above comment is as believable as the one below

| Nah, don't have one of those.

Bwahahahahahahaa!!!

Say "Crikey".. okay okay.. say "put a shrimp on da barbie"... how about "
mate" or "wot a beeuty"

Bwahahahahahahaa!!

CM

u r a poofta und a pillow biter.



"The Captains Nemesis" wrote in message
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On Tue, 9 Sep 2003 21:07:51 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:


"The Captains Nemesis" wrote in message

| My hat is not ridiculous. It keeps the sun off and my head cool.

The above comment is as believable as the one below

| Nah, don't have one of those.

Bwahahahahahahaa!!!

Say "Crikey".. okay okay.. say "put a shrimp on da barbie"... how about "
mate" or "wot a beeuty"

Bwahahahahahahaa!!

CM


Ever been to Oz Mooron?
Seen the roos hopping thru the forecourt of the Opera House and
causing traffic jams on the Harbour Bridge.
Should see the looks on passengers faces when the pilot announces that
they have to hold for a while while the sheep are cleared from the
runway.
Makes me proud to be an Ozzie :-)


Oz1...of the 3 twins.
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

you go, girl! nice ta hear from ya again. had lots
of dreams about you while you was gone was hoping
you'd dumped Joe by now. no whut I mean? some
coochie coochie coo with someone new?

S.Simon - formerly Capt. Neal


"Mysterry Mermaid" wrote in message nk.net...
u r a poofta und a pillow biter.



"The Captains Nemesis" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 9 Sep 2003 21:07:51 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:


"The Captains Nemesis" wrote in message

| My hat is not ridiculous. It keeps the sun off and my head cool.

The above comment is as believable as the one below

| Nah, don't have one of those.

Bwahahahahahahaa!!!

Say "Crikey".. okay okay.. say "put a shrimp on da barbie"... how about "
mate" or "wot a beeuty"

Bwahahahahahahaa!!

CM


Ever been to Oz Mooron?
Seen the roos hopping thru the forecourt of the Opera House and
causing traffic jams on the Harbour Bridge.
Should see the looks on passengers faces when the pilot announces that
they have to hold for a while while the sheep are cleared from the
runway.
Makes me proud to be an Ozzie :-)


Oz1...of the 3 twins.
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

Combine that with an accent like that Steve dude...=20

You mean OZ doesn't really run around shouting "Crikey" every two =
minutes...Now you've spoiled my image of him....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

poofta=20

Do I want to know what this is?

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Missed your original post but picked it up on the faked mystry post...

No I've never been to Oz but drank with a few Ozzies and Kiwis. Heard
stories about riding dirt bikes in the out back and shooting "Roos". I saw
one play the Australian Bagpipes at a party... he grabbed the house cat and
tucked it under his arm, grabbed a back leg in each hand after the putting
the cat's tail in his mouth... then tugged alternately one each leg while
squeezing the cat under his arm and biting down on it's tail...... it
lasted for about 5 seconds and I admired his tenacity considering the bite
and claws to his back from a yowling cat.... but the real laugh was when the
Dyke that owned the cat flattened him with a beer bottle to the nose. She
beat on him till the cops came... Ha Ha Ha... can you spell
A-m-b-u-l-a-n-c-e!!! I've drank with them up north at some of the toughest
bars and they can party with the best. They can hold their liquor better
than the Yanks but ain't too good at bar fights. [I was on their side lucky
for them] One was dead accurate with a 12 foot bull whip... that was
impressive. Then again he was impressed at my axe throwing ability.

Look Oz.... even in Yellowknife we keep the airport fenced. I had a friend
who worked there illegally in the outback at some sort of post in an
Aboriginal Community. He said the whites were more racist than anything he'd
ever encountered. He said your women are nice and the guys tend to act like
pigs around them which made it easier for him to score. Another buddy went
to New Zealand to kayak and then toured the coast of Australia before
heading for an extended stay in the Whitsunday Islands [sic] . After a
couple of months of living off the land and paddling Island to Island he got
a job on a metal ketch taking tours out to that location and worked passage
back to the mainland.

If I ever get another job and make enough to travel I'd like to go down
there for a visit.... although I doubt I could afford to hang around in the
places you're accustomed to frequenting. Maybe you can have your Chauffeur
Flip Me the Bird while you drive by... I'll know it's you that way. :-)

CM

It's Brit for Homo


"katysails" wrote in message
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poofta

Do I want to know what this is?

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Australian Bagpipes, now that had to be a sight. Thanks for the laugh.

"thunder" wrote in message
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| Australian Bagpipes, now that had to be a sight. Thanks for the laugh.

Yeah.. and the cat wasn't hurt either. It's owner over-reacted. He told me
later the secret was to Hum really loudly while doing it.. it sounds
amazingly like a real set of Bagpipes. Try it at the next house party..
you'll be a hit! :-D

CM