Pakin took it off the Internet a couple months ago.

I had the foresight to hack in and steal his code prior
to that time so I could use it any time I wished. I'd
offer it to you for a price but that would be doing Scott
a disservice profiting from his work.

Therefore, I have a complaint about you, Tsarkon.

I am writing on behalf of myself and a few of my friends to
state that Mr. Tsarkon treatises have a distinctly indecent tone.
I would like to start by discussing Tsarkon's excuses, mainly
because they scare me. The thing I'm the most frightened
about is that Tsarkon intends to create a new social class.
Empty-headed clumsy airheads, dangerous crooks, and
misguided wheeler-dealers will be given aristocratic status.
The rest of us will be forced into serving as their cronies.

Certainly, he has stated that obscurity, evasiveness,
incomprehensibility, indirectness, and ambiguity are marks
of depth and brilliance. One clear inference from that
statement -- an inference that is never really disavowed -- is
that people don't mind having their communities turned into
war zones. Now that's just meddlesome.

I should note that I cannot believe how many actual, physical,
breathing, thinking people have fallen for Tsarkon's subterfuge.
I'm entirely stunned. Ladies and gentlemen, it's irrelevant that
my allegations are 100% true. Tsarkon's distrusts my information
and arguments and will forever maintain his current opinions.
His refrains share a number of characteristics. They burn our
fair cities to the ground. They declare a national emergency,
round up everyone who disagrees with him, and put them in
concentration camps. And they make incorrect leaps of logic.
Put together, these characteristics imply that if I try really, really
hard, I can almost see why he would want to infringe upon
our most important constitutional rights.

Etc.

S.Simon - knows what to take and when




"Tsarkon" wrote in message m...
I need the complaint letter generator code badly. I used to use it all
the time and now its off the net. If you can help me locate it, I
would be - well, very, very happy. Please help, I must haev the
complaint letter generator. I must!



"Simple Simon" wrote in message ... S.Simon - a part-time
hacker and amateur cracker who managed to steal Pakin's Complaint Letter Generator (final
version) for his own personal use before Scott took it off the Internet.