Get Used to Dissapointment
 

Neal wrote:
What does that say about him - the cyber village
idiot who revels in constant abuse?

The problem with your weak theory, is that I dish out far more than I take. I
catch these fish, batter them up and fry em, only to send back most of the
portions for fun later on.
I can do this with ANY type of post, honest or otherwise. Look at Mooron? Is
THIS man possibly a sailor to take such a beating and swim back for more? And
what of Donal? Could he ever become a man, let alone a daysailor? I've reduced
Mooron to lies, Scotty to empty quips and you, Neal, made into a desperate
animal, a pitiful bottom feeder seeking whatever morsels of attention I leave
you.
I rule alt.sailing.asa. And I sail, more than most here. And there are young
pretty women on my boat who also sail. And my pretty wife can navigate. And my
vessel is fine and cost me less than most.
I am god here.
I am god here.
I am god here.

Capt RB

Get Used to Delusion
 

"Bobsprit" wrote in message ...
I rule alt.sailing.asa. And I sail, more than most here. And there are young
pretty women on my boat who also sail. And my pretty wife can navigate. And my
vessel is fine and cost me less than most.
I am god here.
I am god here.
I am god here.

My, how you blaspheme!

Get Used to Dissapointment
 

You've managed a handful of days daysailing and
one overnighter the entire season.

How do you know?

RB

Get Used to Dissapointment
 

No wonder your wife does all
the nav nowadays -

Can you be sure?
For a "boring guy" I sure have your attention.
Enjoy your sailing!

Capt RB

Get Used to Dissapointment
 

"Peter Wiley" wrote in message
. ..
Not that it matters a lot. Another 5 days and I'm outa here for a
couple months at sea. You've managed a handful of days daysailing and
one overnighter the entire season. Whooppeee-do, how wonderfully
exciting and thrilling for everyone who's reluctantly followed your
breathless self-promotion of your wife's skills in navigating her boat
while you hang around like a spare prick at a wedding and take photos
so as to have an excuse for not actually doing anything. Except bounce
off the odd well-marked rock, of course. No wonder your wife does all
the nav nowadays - didn't take her long to figure it out, one must give
her credit for that. She doesn't want her boat damaged or sunk just
because your reach exceeds your grasp.

See ya, Bob. I'm off to places you'll never see except on Discovery
Channel.


Oh the pain!!!

hehheh


Regards


Donal
--

Get Used to Dissapointment
 

Actually, what you are is, boring as hell and ignorant as you can
manage to be. Time to drop you back into the new killfile along with
the other losers like Bertie, Horvath et al. Should improve the s/n
ratio enormously.

Not that it matters a lot. Another 5 days and I'm outa here for a
couple months at sea. You've managed a handful of days daysailing and
one overnighter the entire season. Whooppeee-do, how wonderfully
exciting and thrilling for everyone who's reluctantly followed your
breathless self-promotion of your wife's skills in navigating her boat
while you hang around like a spare prick at a wedding and take photos
so as to have an excuse for not actually doing anything. Except bounce
off the odd well-marked rock, of course. No wonder your wife does all
the nav nowadays - didn't take her long to figure it out, one must give
her credit for that. She doesn't want her boat damaged or sunk just
because your reach exceeds your grasp.

See ya, Bob. I'm off to places you'll never see except on Discovery
Channel.

Peter Wiley

In article , Bobsprit
wrote:

Neal wrote:
What does that say about him - the cyber village
idiot who revels in constant abuse?

The problem with your weak theory, is that I dish out far more than I take. I
catch these fish, batter them up and fry em, only to send back most of the
portions for fun later on.
I can do this with ANY type of post, honest or otherwise. Look at Mooron? Is
THIS man possibly a sailor to take such a beating and swim back for more? And
what of Donal? Could he ever become a man, let alone a daysailor? I've reduced
Mooron to lies, Scotty to empty quips and you, Neal, made into a desperate
animal, a pitiful bottom feeder seeking whatever morsels of attention I leave
you.
I rule alt.sailing.asa. And I sail, more than most here. And there are young
pretty women on my boat who also sail. And my pretty wife can navigate. And my
vessel is fine and cost me less than most.
I am god here.
I am god here.
I am god here.

Capt RB

Get Used to Dissapointment
 

See ya, Bob. I'm off to places you'll never see except on Discovery
Channel.


Oh the pain!!!

What pain? I get that channel!

RB

Get Used to Dissapointment
 

Well Well Well..... FINALLY!! Congratulations Bob... it's good to see you
back into your old form. That "touchy Feely" side you were exposing was
creeping me out.

I think my work here is done!

CM




"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
| Neal wrote:
| What does that say about him - the cyber village
| idiot who revels in constant abuse?
|
| The problem with your weak theory, is that I dish out far more than I
take. I
| catch these fish, batter them up and fry em, only to send back most of the
| portions for fun later on.
| I can do this with ANY type of post, honest or otherwise. Look at Mooron?
Is
| THIS man possibly a sailor to take such a beating and swim back for more?
And
| what of Donal? Could he ever become a man, let alone a daysailor? I've
reduced
| Mooron to lies, Scotty to empty quips and you, Neal, made into a desperate
| animal, a pitiful bottom feeder seeking whatever morsels of attention I
leave
| you.
| I rule alt.sailing.asa. And I sail, more than most here. And there are
young
| pretty women on my boat who also sail. And my pretty wife can navigate.
And my
| vessel is fine and cost me less than most.
| I am god here.
| I am god here.
| I am god here.
|
| Capt RB

Get Used to Dissapointment
 

Bubbles would have stopped days ago if CM wasn't so all fired up to
win points....or at least reduce the margin.

Yup...seemed to drive CM crazy when I came back with pics of a simple 3 day
trip and had a great time, great food and a great lady all the while. The fact
that she's learning nav is a great bonus, but it's clear that many here are
jealous.

Oh well.

RB

Get Used to Dissapointment
 

Well Well Well..... FINALLY!! Congratulations Bob... it's good to see you
back into your old form. That "touchy Feely" side you were exposing was
creeping me out.

Well fried in his pan and trying to save face and whatever scales are left,
Mooron pretends to have been seeking to draw out....me as usual?
Oh okay!

Bwahahahaahaha!

RB

Get Used to Dissapointment
 

The Captains Master wrote:

and Wally is still trying to figure out how to open a can of paint.

Rubbish! I use the can opener on my Swiss Army knife.


--
Wally
www.makearatherlonglinkthattakesyounowhere.com
Things are always clearer in the cold, post-upload light.

Get Used to Dissapointment
 

"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
|
| Have a good trip Pete.
| BTW
| Bubbles would have stopped days ago if CM wasn't so all fired up to
| win points....or at least reduce the margin.

Oh Ozzy.... you're getting to be a whining Killjoy !!

CM

I can cope with monomania...
 

Bobsprit wrote:
snip
I am god here.
I am god here.
I am god here.

Capt RB

I can cope with monomaniacs, megalomaniacs, pure innocents,
bunyips, Real Sailors, village idiots and the rest of the
licorice allsorts on this newsgroup, but the budding divinity
(and I use the word "budding" with all due care)of Bobsprit,
together with the triple incantation, is a quantum leap forward.

Is this what my failing to post Bobsprit eulogies has come to?
Where else have I failed? What might we all have done to prevent,
for his own god sorry good of course, this Bobspritian
apotheosis?

How bitterly some of us must now regret having arranged Oz's
skiing accident. Had the perpetrators foreseen how discovering
osteoporosis would embitter the Oz, and turn him into a Bobsprit
lackey, I'm sure they would have reconsidered, and opted for the
much kinder euthanasia.

And others! Bobsprit's posts cry "Beat me! Beat me!" so you do,
and Bobsprit is truly delighted!

--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
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It's really sad to see how much you've invested for so little return.




"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Neal wrote:
What does that say about him - the cyber village
idiot who revels in constant abuse?

The problem with your weak theory, is that I dish out far more than I
take. I
catch these fish, batter them up and fry em, only to send back most of the
portions for fun later on.
I can do this with ANY type of post, honest or otherwise. Look at Mooron?
Is
THIS man possibly a sailor to take such a beating and swim back for more?
And
what of Donal? Could he ever become a man, let alone a daysailor? I've
reduced
Mooron to lies, Scotty to empty quips and you, Neal, made into a desperate
animal, a pitiful bottom feeder seeking whatever morsels of attention I
leave
you.
I rule alt.sailing.asa. And I sail, more than most here. And there are
young
pretty women on my boat who also sail. And my pretty wife can navigate.
And my
vessel is fine and cost me less than most.
I am god here.
I am god here.
I am god here.

Capt RB

I can cope with monomania...
 

Bobsprit's posts cry "Beat me! Beat me!" so you do,
and Bobsprit is truly delighted!

Bobsprit, Bobsprit, Bobsprit...can't anyone find anything better to =
write about Even you have fallen prey to his victimization of the ng, =
Taddy. Heck, remember the days when it was ME they all picked on? (Not =
that we really want to relive some of those discussions...). We need to =
get ourselves a new rug...a new toy...a new dog bone to chew and bury =
and then uncover every once in a while. I propose we elect a new ng =
"backside" to whip, since Bobby's seems to have developed a callous.

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

I can cope with monomania...
 

Taddy..... I'll have to humbly shoulder the responsibility for Bobsprit's
sudden and self invoked rise to his newly proclaimed status. Curse me if you
must... but I was weak and the pickin's were meager.... until, in my most
desperate hour, Bob shone his beacon of insufferable idiocy and gave me
hope.

Notice how Bob... under mild but consistent prodding from me... united this
traumatized pack of slavering, hungry and beaten curs into lean, sharp
witted, bloodthirsty seadogs. He has been delivered whole again to his lot
in life.... returned to the pinnacle of defamation and debate. No more will
he have to play second fiddle to a Bunyip. Let's place a crown upon his head
and a sash around his wide girth... Bob is once more in the fighting chair
and the hooks are being baited while Ozzy bails the chum....

CM

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...

| I can cope with monomaniacs, megalomaniacs, pure innocents,
| bunyips, Real Sailors, village idiots and the rest of the
| licorice allsorts on this newsgroup, but the budding divinity
| (and I use the word "budding" with all due care)of Bobsprit,
| together with the triple incantation, is a quantum leap forward.
|
| Is this what my failing to post Bobsprit eulogies has come to?
| Where else have I failed? What might we all have done to prevent,
| for his own god sorry good of course, this Bobspritian
| apotheosis?
|
| How bitterly some of us must now regret having arranged Oz's
| skiing accident. Had the perpetrators foreseen how discovering
| osteoporosis would embitter the Oz, and turn him into a Bobsprit
| lackey, I'm sure they would have reconsidered, and opted for the
| much kinder euthanasia.
|
| And others! Bobsprit's posts cry "Beat me! Beat me!" so you do,
| and Bobsprit is truly delighted!
|
| --
| Flying Tadpole
|
| -------------------------
| Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
| http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com

Get Used to Dissapointment
 

Thanks, Oz. I spent this morning in Pit****er looking over a 42' steel
ketch. Lovely day for being on the water. We'll see how negotiable the
price is when I get back :-) Might want to pick your brains about Ozi
Explorer in a couple months, too. Funnily enough I have all the
electronic charts for the entire east coast of Australia and (of much
less use for a sailboat...) the Antarctic. Pity I can't legally use
them :-(

Take care and I hope you get some decent sailing in over spring. Much
as I dislike living in Sydney full-time, spring & autumn are pretty
nice and visiting here is good. Fish & chips on Newport beach while
looking at the beach bunnies in their bikinis - memories for when all I
have to look at are people on the ice in freezer suits. Mind you some
of the women in theremals are well worth a second look, but that's for
another day.

Ciao.

PDW

In article , The Captains
Master wrote:

Have a good trip Pete.
BTW
Bubbles would have stopped days ago if CM wasn't so all fired up to
win points....or at least reduce the margin.

On Wed, 03 Sep 2003 09:53:13 +1000, Peter Wiley
wrote:


Actually, what you are is, boring as hell and ignorant as you can
manage to be. Time to drop you back into the new killfile along with
the other losers like Bertie, Horvath et al. Should improve the s/n
ratio enormously.

Not that it matters a lot. Another 5 days and I'm outa here for a
couple months at sea. You've managed a handful of days daysailing and
one overnighter the entire season. Whooppeee-do, how wonderfully
exciting and thrilling for everyone who's reluctantly followed your
breathless self-promotion of your wife's skills in navigating her boat
while you hang around like a spare prick at a wedding and take photos
so as to have an excuse for not actually doing anything. Except bounce
off the odd well-marked rock, of course. No wonder your wife does all
the nav nowadays - didn't take her long to figure it out, one must give
her credit for that. She doesn't want her boat damaged or sunk just
because your reach exceeds your grasp.

See ya, Bob. I'm off to places you'll never see except on Discovery
Channel.

Peter Wiley

In article , Bobsprit
wrote:

Neal wrote:
What does that say about him - the cyber village
idiot who revels in constant abuse?

The problem with your weak theory, is that I dish out far more than I
take. I
catch these fish, batter them up and fry em, only to send back most of the
portions for fun later on.
I can do this with ANY type of post, honest or otherwise. Look at Mooron?
Is
THIS man possibly a sailor to take such a beating and swim back for more?
And
what of Donal? Could he ever become a man, let alone a daysailor? I've
reduced
Mooron to lies, Scotty to empty quips and you, Neal, made into a desperate
animal, a pitiful bottom feeder seeking whatever morsels of attention I
leave
you.
I rule alt.sailing.asa. And I sail, more than most here. And there are
young
pretty women on my boat who also sail. And my pretty wife can navigate.
And my
vessel is fine and cost me less than most.
I am god here.
I am god here.
I am god here.

Capt RB



Oz1...of the 3 twins.
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

I can cope with monomania...
 

katysails wrote:

Bobsprit's posts cry "Beat me! Beat me!" so you do,
and Bobsprit is truly delighted!

Bobsprit, Bobsprit, Bobsprit...can't anyone find anything better to write about Even you have fallen prey to his victimization of the ng, Taddy. snip

Well dammit, now you're hooked too, then !
--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com

Get Used to Dissapointment
 

"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...


Donal, poor sucker has a second mortgage to pay for his rapidly
depreciating piece of plastic so can't put down the pen for a day let
alone 3,

Tsk Tsk, Oz. That troll is far too obvious!
I'm not stupid enough discuss my finances here.

Regards


Donal
--

I can cope with monomania...
 

Bobsprit, Bobsprit, Bobsprit...can't anyone find anything better to write
about Even you have fallen prey to his victimization of the ng, Taddy.
snip

Well dammit, now you're hooked too, then !

Tee hee!

RB

I can cope with monomania...
 

Bobsprit wrote:

Bobsprit, Bobsprit, Bobsprit...can't anyone find anything better to write
about Even you have fallen prey to his victimization of the ng, Taddy.
snip

Well dammit, now you're hooked too, then !

Tee hee!

RB

Why the giggle? You're the most hooked of any of us, indeed, a
compulsive hookee hooker.
--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com

I can cope with monomania...
 

You're the most hooked of any of us, indeed, a
compulsive hookee hooker.

Oh yeah??!!!
You....

.......Got me there.

RB

Get Used to Dissapointment
 

"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 3 Sep 2003 00:51:26 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:

Oh the pain!!!

Hey Donal, I feel for you.

Thanks, Oz.



Regards


Donal
--

Get Used to Dissapointment
 

Peter Wiley wrote:

...... No wonder your wife does all
the nav nowadays - didn't take her long to figure it out, one must give
her credit for that. She doesn't want her boat damaged or sunk just
because your reach exceeds your grasp.

Same principle she applies to their sex life.



See ya, Bob. I'm off to places you'll never see except on Discovery
Channel.

My wife & I OTOH may very well show up as ecotourists ;)

Fresh Breezes- Doug King

Get Used to Dissapointment
 

Nothing to be proud of from a decent person't point of view. Says a lot
about your lack of character and self-indulgence.

I can cope with monomania...
 

Well dammit, now you're hooked too, then !

No, I'm not...my delete button is wearing out from all the BS posts that =
he didn't write...just buffoons answering....trying to find worthwhile =
posts is like trying to find a contact lens in a pile of fish scales....

--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

I can cope with monomania...
 

trying to find worthwhile =
posts is like trying to find a contact lens in a pile of fish scales....

Wow.

RB

I can cope with monomania...
 

"katysails" wrote in message ...

No, I'm not...my delete button is wearing out from all the BS
posts that he didn't write...just buffoons answering....trying to
find worthwhile posts is like trying to find a contact lens in a
pile of fish scales....


Or like trying to find calcium in Katy's bones . . .

Get Used to Dissapointment
 

If you're coming via Australia look me up. Kapitan Khlebnikov sails out
of Hobart some of the time. Often friends of mine are aboard as tour
guides.

PDW

In article , DSK
wrote:

Peter Wiley wrote:

...... No wonder your wife does all
the nav nowadays - didn't take her long to figure it out, one must give
her credit for that. She doesn't want her boat damaged or sunk just
because your reach exceeds your grasp.

Same principle she applies to their sex life.



See ya, Bob. I'm off to places you'll never see except on Discovery
Channel.

My wife & I OTOH may very well show up as ecotourists ;)

Fresh Breezes- Doug King

I can cope with monomania...
 

"katysails" wrote:

...can't anyone find anything better to write about

Not to worry katysails, I'm back now. :-)

LP

I can cope with monomania...
 

Lady Pilot wrote:

"katysails" wrote:

...can't anyone find anything better to write about

Not to worry katysails, I'm back now. :-)

LP

I said could cope with monomania, but _this_ is mammamia.
--
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-------------------------
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why knot? Ozzy is.

SV

"Donal" wrote
I'm not stupid enough discuss my finances here.

Get Used to Dissapointment
 

I've heard that rich people are very nice. However, they can be just a
little bit arrogant. Very rich people can sometimes bo so arrogant that
they become unbearable!

Maybe I'm not arrogant/rich enough?????


Regards

Donal
--
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
why knot? Ozzy is.

SV

"Donal" wrote
I'm not stupid enough discuss my finances here.

Get Used to Dissapointment
 

My Moms' Aunt was a millionaire, one of the nicest, down to earth people
I've known. She worked hard though. Sound like Ozzy came by his 'wealth'
too easily. Those kind are usualy the arrogant, snobby, cavalier,
overbearing, supercilious, boorish types.

Scotty, a rich pauper.


"Donal" wrote in message
...
I've heard that rich people are very nice. However, they can be just a
little bit arrogant. Very rich people can sometimes bo so arrogant that
they become unbearable!

Maybe I'm not arrogant/rich enough?????


Regards

Donal
--
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
why knot? Ozzy is.

SV

"Donal" wrote
I'm not stupid enough discuss my finances here.

I can cope with monomania...
 

More like silicone mammarymania!


"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ...


Lady Pilot wrote:

"katysails" wrote:

...can't anyone find anything better to write about

Not to worry katysails, I'm back now. :-)

LP

I said could cope with monomania, but _this_ is mammamia.
--
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-------------------------
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"Donal" wrote
I'm not stupid enough discuss my finances here.


Scott Vernon wrote:
why knot? Ozzy is.

Yeh, and not only that, Ozzy got rich by following Jaxxie's investment
advice

heh heh heh

DSK

Get Used to Dissapointment
 

"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 4 Sep 2003 08:50:30 -0400, "Scott Vernon"
wrote:

why knot? Ozzy is.

SV

"Donal" wrote
I'm not stupid enough discuss my finances here.



Nope.
My finances are the realm of my accountants.

"Accountant*s*". Boasting again??? Oh you are a Rich *******!


They just tell me I'm comfortable ;-)

You mean that you don't have to struggle like the rest of us? Why do you
feel the need to give us this information? I bet that you thought that
Danny Taddei was an OK sort of guy?

Oh and what to do to minimise my tax exposure

Bill Gates has accountants who help him to minimise his tax exposure! Now,
Oz does too! The only difference is that Bill Gates doesn't boast about it
incessantly.

Oz, it really isn't a good thing to keep telling us about your wealth. We
know that you own yachts in the Mediterranian, and that you made a fortune
out of an American sucker. However, boasting about such things
demonstrates an extreme lack of class...... then again, you are an
ex-copper!



Regards


Donal
--

Get Used to Dissapointment
 

"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 4 Sep 2003 14:40:48 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:

Maybe I'm not arrogant/rich enough?????


Regards

Donal

Nah, you're plenty arrogant enough.....it's the mortgage that's
holding you back.

Still trying to get me to discuss my finances? Tsk tsk!

Maybe I should become a policeman. It looks like a good career! Salary
$35,000.00 pa "tips" $250,000.00 pa. After a couple of years I would be
able to boast about owning several yachts! Maybe I would be lucky enough to
meet a dumb American whom I could rip off!!


Regards

Donal
--

Get Used to Dissapointment
 

"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...


Poor Donal......are you an ex con?

How did you guess? I hope that you haven't been using the police criminal
records system for your own benefit. Isn't that illegal? Naughty Oz,
naughty!



Regards


Donal
--

Get Used to Dissapointment
 

"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 4 Sep 2003 23:46:44 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:
Oz, it really isn't a good thing to keep telling us about your wealth.

Hey Donal, if you stop asking I'll stop answering!

We
know that you own yachts in the Mediterranian, and that you made a
fortune
out of an American sucker.

However seeing as how you're so inquisitive, I'll let you in on
My Condo in Val d'Isere andmy house in New Zealand in a ski town paid
for in part by that American sucker. Real estate is very cheap in NZ.

Oh dear me! You *really* didn't want to write that! Honestly!


Are you a multi-millionaire?

Bwaaahahahahahahhaaaaa!



Regards

Donal
--