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Flying Tadpole September 5th 03 02:56 PM

I can cope with monomania...
 


Lady Pilot wrote:

"katysails" wrote:

...can't anyone find anything better to write about

Not to worry katysails, I'm back now. :-)

LP


I said could cope with monomania, but _this_ is mammamia.
--
Flying Tadpole


Simple Simon wrote:

More like silicone mammarymania!


Silicone?? with a name like LP??? Madame Vinyl would _never_
stoop to silicone, I'm sure. Only the best chlorinated
hydrocarbons.

Now, which bridge troll is dealing for the next rubber?


--
Flying Tadpole

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Learn what lies below the waves of cyberspace!
http://www.internetopera.netfirms.com

Donal September 5th 03 06:56 PM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
Maybe, but first you've gotta make the decision to dump that dead end
job you're in, wind the clock back to when you were in your 20's and
be really good at something....or even lots of things.


"Being good" at things has little to do with success. "Determination" is
all you need! "Being good" will follow the determination, but the reverse
is not always true!


Oh and try to make friends....they really can help.


Like all GW Bush's friends are discovering??? Hmmmmm.... Now do you see
why I am bit cynical about rich ex-cops?? Your morals don't seem to differ
from GW's.


Regards


Donal
--



Donal September 5th 03 07:00 PM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 5 Sep 2003 00:32:52 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:
Oh dear me! You *really* didn't want to write that! Honestly!


Are you a multi-millionaire?


Dear oh me!
I keep telling you that if you keep asking the questions you'll get
answers.
Unfortunately they'll upset you.



LOL! Why do you think that they will upset me?


Now multi millionaire?
Donal, have you seen the cost of real estate in Sydney, prime
deepwaterfront real estate? Yes Donal, I own the home I'm sitting in
right now.


Oz, I have no idea how much real estate costs in Sydney. Is it a big home
with gardens?

Regards


Donal
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Capt. Mooron September 5th 03 09:00 PM

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"Donal" wrote in message
...
|
| "The Captains Master" wrote in message
| ...
| Maybe, but first you've gotta make the decision to dump that dead end
| job you're in, wind the clock back to when you were in your 20's and
| be really good at something....or even lots of things.
|
| "Being good" at things has little to do with success. "Determination" is
| all you need! "Being good" will follow the determination, but the reverse
| is not always true!

Maybe it's because of his "Lucky" Greek Fisherman's Cap.....

| Oh and try to make friends....they really can help.
|
| Like all GW Bush's friends are discovering??? Hmmmmm.... Now do you see
| why I am bit cynical about rich ex-cops?? Your morals don't seem to
differ
| from GW's.

You're discussing morals and ethics with someone who brags publically about
how much money they have. Ozzy claims to have been "stalked' once. He says
that's why he's careful about his privacy. Personally speaking... I just
wouldn't put much faith in anyone that claims to be loaded and wearing a
Greek Fisherman's Cap. Ha Ha hahahahaha!!

CM




Capt. Mooron September 5th 03 09:09 PM

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"Donal" wrote in message

| Oz, I have no idea how much real estate costs in Sydney. Is it a big home
| with gardens?

http://www.waterfront-property-for-s...0property.html


Ozzy's neighbour?? ... what a POS of a house though. 2.4 million for that?
Ha Ha Ha

CM



Donal September 6th 03 12:08 AM

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Donal" wrote in message
...
|
| "The Captains Master" wrote in message
| ...
| Maybe, but first you've gotta make the decision to dump that dead end
| job you're in, wind the clock back to when you were in your 20's and
| be really good at something....or even lots of things.
|
| "Being good" at things has little to do with success. "Determination"

is
| all you need! "Being good" will follow the determination, but the

reverse
| is not always true!

Maybe it's because of his "Lucky" Greek Fisherman's Cap.....

| Oh and try to make friends....they really can help.
|
| Like all GW Bush's friends are discovering??? Hmmmmm.... Now do you

see
| why I am bit cynical about rich ex-cops?? Your morals don't seem to
differ
| from GW's.

Ozzy claims to have been "stalked' once.


Probably by a dissappointed criminal who thought that he had contributed
enough to Ozzie's "Big House" fund to get a really short sentence!!


He says
that's why he's careful about his privacy. Personally speaking... I just
wouldn't put much faith in anyone that claims to be loaded and wearing a
Greek Fisherman's Cap. Ha Ha hahahahaha!!



Some of these Greek Fisherman's caps have *gold* braid. If I was a really
rich gay person, then I would have gold braid on my Greek fisherman's cap.
Wouldn't you?



Regards


Donal
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Capt. Mooron September 6th 03 12:31 AM

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"Donal" wrote in message
...
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
| ...
|
| "Donal" wrote in message
| ...
| |
| | "The Captains Master" wrote in message
| | ...
| | Maybe, but first you've gotta make the decision to dump that dead
end
| | job you're in, wind the clock back to when you were in your 20's and
| | be really good at something....or even lots of things.
| |
| | "Being good" at things has little to do with success.
"Determination"
| is
| | all you need! "Being good" will follow the determination, but the
| reverse
| | is not always true!
|
| Maybe it's because of his "Lucky" Greek Fisherman's Cap.....
|
| | Oh and try to make friends....they really can help.
| |
| | Like all GW Bush's friends are discovering??? Hmmmmm.... Now do you
| see
| | why I am bit cynical about rich ex-cops?? Your morals don't seem to
| differ
| | from GW's.
|
| Ozzy claims to have been "stalked' once.
|
| Probably by a dissappointed criminal who thought that he had contributed
| enough to Ozzie's "Big House" fund to get a really short sentence!!
|
|
| He says
| that's why he's careful about his privacy. Personally speaking... I just
| wouldn't put much faith in anyone that claims to be loaded and wearing a
| Greek Fisherman's Cap. Ha Ha hahahahaha!!
|
|
| Some of these Greek Fisherman's caps have *gold* braid. If I was a really
| rich gay person, then I would have gold braid on my Greek fisherman's cap.
| Wouldn't you?

Well if anyone was as rich & gay as Oz.... I'm sure they'd have better
taste than to advertise their gayness and poor taste in hats.... never mind
advertising how rich they were. Ozzy probably has his Greek Fisherman's hat
encrusted with "poussiere" diamonds so it sparkles!

CM



Scott Vernon September 6th 03 03:02 AM

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"The Captains Master" wrote


You only have one Lucky Fisherman's Cap?
Damn, I've got a Greek one, a French one, a New Zealand one and a
couple in Oz.





b0bsprit September 6th 03 08:59 AM

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On 02 Sep 2003 21:44:06 GMT I replied to
(Bobsprit) on a piece of toilet paper while scribbling their name
and phone number on the bathroom wall in alt.sailing.asa

I rule alt.sailing.asa. And I sail, more than most here.


How can you do all that sailing when you are posting to usenet 12
hours a day?


Donal September 6th 03 11:37 PM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 5 Sep 2003 18:56:28 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:


"The Captains Master" wrote in message
.. .
Maybe, but first you've gotta make the decision to dump that dead end
job you're in, wind the clock back to when you were in your 20's and
be really good at something....or even lots of things.


"Being good" at things has little to do with success. "Determination"

is
all you need! "Being good" will follow the determination, but the

reverse
is not always true!

Bwaaahahhahahahahahaaa!
Sure help a lot if you're good first and determined as well.


Being good doesn't make you determined. Being determined will make you as
good.

Let's put it another way, you can learn to be good if you are determined
enough.

I used to think that I was good. Now I'm a little wiser.
You used to be a copper. Now you're rich.

...... and you think that *I* am an ex-criminal???


Were you really any better than the guy who stalked you?

Regards


Donal
--




Capt. Mooron September 7th 03 03:04 AM

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"Donal" wrote in message

| Being good doesn't make you determined. Being determined will make you
as
| good.

Ozzy's recent display of determination to be an obnoxious, ignorant ass is
proof that your argument may have to be reconsidered.... since all his
attempts have fallen short of the true talent required to be "good" at it.
Bob on the other hand can be an ass without meaning to ....since he is
good at it.


| Let's put it another way, you can learn to be good if you are determined
| enough.

I don't know Donal.... let's review a comparison between Bob & Ozzy to
argue your conjecture.

Bob is good at trolling because he enjoys fishing. Oz is bad at trolling
because he is angry and humorless. While Bob understands that at times he
will suffer having his line stripped to the spool and accepts the
possibility of being dunked... he never seems to become emotionally unstable
enough to consider even a day with an empty creel as a bad day of fishing.
Bob is at his best and enjoying life when fishing.... you have to respect
that.

Ozzy on the other hand is "determined" to land a fish at all costs. Ozzy
believes his wealth should qualify him to hook up with any bait.... when he
fails to do so he feels cheated and spiteful. Despite all his determination,
wealth and effort... he fails to be "good" at it because he is a talentless
slack jawed lackey. Even donning his treasured Greek Fisherman's Cap to
disguise himself as a sophisticated, well traveled and educated member of
the upper crust.... his wrong side of the tracks upbringing expose him as a
Johnny come lately to the inner ranks of good taste, wit and rhetoric.

To summarize... Bob is a genuine Troll... while Ozzy can only ever be a
Mimic.

CM



Capt. Mooron September 7th 03 12:58 PM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message

| Hey, I might not be good at it but I'm sure gettin a great feed of
| Mooronfish and the elusive Donalfish.

You're deluding yourself and misinterpreting sympathy bites meant as a form
of respect due to your tenure... for some innate talent you do not possess.

You should be thankful that Donal and I are making a valiant effort to
elevate you above your natural level of Horvath like trolls.

....matter of fact we should be charging you for the service, Mr. Moneybags!!

CM



Capt. Mooron September 7th 03 01:05 PM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
| Nope, sorry.
| You can be determined as you like but if you don't have the ability to
| develop you will never be good.

I glad you agree with my observation of you Ozzy!

| Nope, you can be fair but not good...then again it depends on how you
| scale it eh?

Oh of course.... the Ozzy Scale!!

| I used to be good and just got better.

.... using your scale of "fair" as a benchmark... would still leave you
looking delusional Ozzy!

CM



Capt. Mooron September 7th 03 03:05 PM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
| So what is it taht I've been eating with lemon butter and salad for
| the last week?

Mimic! a pathetic attempt at a Bob imitation. Have you nothing original to
provide?

| I'm truly grateful... but when you swallow those hooks, would you mind
| if I retrieve em..you guys are costing me a fortune in tackle.

Considering your boasts of wealth... may I suggest you employ better tackle.
Hooks are my main diet and present no problem to digest... unfortunately
your lures are bland and dull. Since I'm making an effort here... I wish you
would return the favour and provide me with a better presentation. You're
not at the Sydney docks in your street urchin outfit conning perch from
under the pilings anymore Ozzy... maybe you should have your "fighting
chair" customized to fit the large chunks missing from your ass. ;-)

| Damn, what does a Mooronfish bring at the fishmarkets?

Maybe you should ask Bob.... because you'll never know since to date you've
screamed "Fish On" too often and failed to land anything but your ass in
the drink. Is there any truth to the rumour you taken to wearing a
customized wetsuit when posting to ASA? ;-)

Oh.. Yes... I almost forgot.... Bwahahahahahahahahahahaaa!! :-D

CM



Capt. Mooron September 7th 03 03:19 PM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message

| better than confused and unemployed? :-)

Oh there's no confusion... even to an ankle biting low life such as yourself
taking such a gloating glee at my current dilemma of being totally bereft of
funds and unemployed. You'd best make your daily rounds to steal pencils
from the blind vendor on the corner and feed steaks to your dog outside the
homeless shelter.

CM



Simple Simon September 7th 03 04:51 PM

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
To summarize... Bob is a genuine Troll... while Ozzy can only ever be a
Mimic.



Why not call a spade a spade? Oz is nothing but a big ASSHOLE!

S.Simon



Donal September 7th 03 10:50 PM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 6 Sep 2003 23:37:24 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:
Let's put it another way, you can learn to be good if you are determined
enough.


Nope, you can be fair but not good...then again it depends on how you
scale it eh?


You don't understand real determination.

..... and you think that *I* am an ex-criminal???


You're not?


Oh yes, I forgot that you still had access to police records!



Were you really any better than the guy who stalked you?


Well yeah actually. I've never stolen anything, never threatened a
woman other than a criminal with physical harm


Was this a *convicted* criminal, or are you one of these coppers who don't
feel the need for trial by jury



nor threatened a family
with hurting their children ... so yaeh that makes me better than
him...Oh and I've never been to gaol either.


My colleagues have been in every high security prison in England ... and in
over 200 magistrates courts!

Regards

Dona
--




Donal September 7th 03 11:18 PM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 6 Sep 2003 23:04:29 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:
Hey, I might not be good at it but I'm sure gettin a great feed of
Mooronfish and the elusive Donalfish.


The donalfish is not in the least elusive! One only has to dangle a bait
that has been flavoured with the faintest hint of ignorance to catch a
donalfish. Indeed, the donalfish is always happy to be hooked.

Remmber those halcyon days when Jax was here? I bet that you do. Wasn't
it wonderful to be able to constantly tease someone who seemed to think that
he was more intelligent than everyone else?

Can you imagine what fun it would be if we had someone who thought that he
was more intelligent, *and* also had more money than the rest of us?

I wonder if anybody like that will come along?

BTW, you didn't say how big your garden is?

Regards

DonalFish
--





Donal September 7th 03 11:21 PM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 11:05:53 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:


"The Captains Master" wrote in message
| So what is it taht I've been eating with lemon butter and salad for
| the last week?

Mimic! a pathetic attempt at a Bob imitation. Have you nothing original

to
provide?

Hey I'm keeping it simple so you can get it
In future I'll be more challenging for you.


Hey, play fair!

Could you try to be a bit more challenging to me too?


Regards


DonalFish
--




Donal September 7th 03 11:32 PM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 09:05:09 -0300, "Capt. Mooron"
wrote:


"The Captains Master" wrote in message
| Nope, sorry.
| You can be determined as you like but if you don't have the ability to
| develop you will never be good.

I glad you agree with my observation of you Ozzy!


Not a problem Mooron.

| Nope, you can be fair but not good...then again it depends on how you
| scale it eh?

Oh of course.... the Ozzy Scale!!

Yep. My own.

| I used to be good and just got better.

... using your scale of "fair" as a benchmark... would still leave you
looking delusional Ozzy!

better than confused and unemployed? :-)


Oz,
This is a medium of words.
If you need to rely on monetary wealth to prove your superiority, then you
have failed.

In other words, being a rich ex-copper doesn't make you better than an
honest person. It probably doesn't make you any happier either.

Perhaps you should cheer yourself up by putting on your gold braided Greek
Captain's cap, and admiring yourself in a mirror?

Regards


Donal
--
"Who needs Jax."



CM




Oz1...of the 3 twins.
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





Capt. Mooron September 7th 03 11:33 PM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message

| Hey I'm keeping it simple so you can get it

You've grossly underestimated your abilities in that particular venue!

| In future I'll be more challenging for you.

Are you taking a course in creative writing... or hiring a ghost writer?

CM







Scout September 8th 03 12:11 AM

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Yes it is Oz, I didn't mean to leave you out ; - )
Scout

The Captains Master wrote:
Most of my writing is creative ;-)



Donal September 8th 03 12:18 AM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 23:21:33 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:

Hey, play fair!

Could you try to be a bit more challenging to me too?


Ohhhh sorry,
Have you been to night school?


Yeah! But I only went for two evenings. I was bored to death by some idiot
who expected me to believe in "k" shells. IIRC, he also expected us to
believe in "L" shells.

Sergeant, huh? First Class?? Bwa.... [oh no! I don't do that]

Regards


Donal
--




Donal September 8th 03 12:26 AM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 22:50:02 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:

You don't understand real determination.


Ya think?

..... and you think that *I* am an ex-criminal???

You're not?


Oh yes, I forgot that you still had access to police records!

Well only if I ask nicely

Well yeah actually. I've never stolen anything, never threatened a
woman other than a criminal with physical harm


Was this a *convicted* criminal, or are you one of these coppers who

don't
feel the need for trial by jury


Convicted.


So how would a policeman be in a position to physically threaten a convicted
criminal? Once they are convicted they should be either incarcerated, or
their conviction should be spent.

I don't see how a serving policeman could legally threaten physical violance
on anybody???

Would you have beaten this woman if she had offered you enough money?


Regards


Donal
--




Donal September 8th 03 12:35 AM

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...

"Donal" wrote in message

| Oz, I have no idea how much real estate costs in Sydney. Is it a big

home
| with gardens?


http://www.waterfront-property-for-s...0residential%2
0property.html


Ozzy's neighbour?? ... what a POS of a house though. 2.4 million for

that?
Ha Ha Ha


I bet that Ozzy lives in a much nicer house than that?? Don't you Oz?

After all, you wouldn't expect Ozama bin Loaded to live in a cheap house,
would you?

Regards


Donal
--




Capt. Mooron September 8th 03 12:52 AM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
| | Hey I'm keeping it simple so you can get it
|
| You've grossly underestimated your abilities in that particular venue!
|
| Okay, I'll drop it down another notch for you.

You may want to adjust your comprehension level prior to jumping off that
particular bridge.

| | In future I'll be more challenging for you.

| Are you taking a course in creative writing... or hiring a ghost writer?

| Most of my writing is creative ;-)

Unfortunatly your imagination is as handicapped as your style. ;-D

CM







Horvath September 8th 03 01:32 AM

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On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 22:50:02 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:

My colleagues have been in every high security prison in England .


I hope they stay there. I don't believe in rehabilitation.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!

Capt. Mooron September 8th 03 01:42 AM

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"Horvath" wrote in message
...
| On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 22:50:02 +0100, "Donal"
| wrote this crap:
|
| My colleagues have been in every high security prison in England .
|
| I hope they stay there. I don't believe in rehabilitation.

I can see your POW... since it's had no positive effect on you to date.

CM



Jonathan Ganz September 8th 03 03:29 AM

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I thought you said you don't drink. Have you fallen off the wagon
or did you jump?

"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 22:50:02 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:

My colleagues have been in every high security prison in England .


I hope they stay there. I don't believe in rehabilitation.




Ave Imperator Bush!
Bush Was Right! Four More Years!




Donal September 9th 03 12:42 AM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 23:32:00 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:

This is a medium of words.
If you need to rely on monetary wealth to prove your superiority, then

you
have failed.

Bwaaahahahahahahahaa!
Donal if I needed to prove my superiority to anyone it wouldn't be to
you , here.


..... But you *do* have a really expensive house, don't you? You *do* know
much more about sailing than I do, don't you? You own more homes- in more
countries - than I do, don't you? Your kids are smarter than mine, and
your wife is prettier, aren't they? You have more boats than I have. You
travel more than I do(first class, no doubt).

Maybe you don't *need* to prove your superiority..... you just do it for fun
perhaps??



In other words, being a rich ex-copper doesn't make you better than an
honest person. It probably doesn't make you any happier either.


ahh so now you think I'm not an honest man?
Bwaaaahahhahahaaaa.
Donal oh Donal, how low can you go?


Didn't you admit to conning a wealthy American?

Is it only a crime to con someone if the victim is elderly?



Perhaps you should cheer yourself up by putting on your gold braided

Greek
Captain's cap, and admiring yourself in a mirror?


No gold braid Donal, that was a fabrication of your fertile
imagination.


You don't deny that it is encrusted with diamonds?

But I do check in the morror now and then to make sure that no flabby
bits are developing ;-)


Don't worry. Those expensive Greek caps never get flappy bits - even in an
F8!



Regards


Donal
--




Donal September 9th 03 07:17 PM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...

BTW, you didn't say how big your garden is?


Normal suburban yard, one end stops at the road, both sides are
neighbours fences and the other end is the river...about a mile and a
quarter to the other side, but my property ends at the high water mark
:-)


Salt water, then..... Any fishing??? Can you keep your boat there?



Regards


Donal
--



Donal September 9th 03 07:19 PM

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"Horvath" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 7 Sep 2003 22:50:02 +0100, "Donal"
wrote this crap:

My colleagues have been in every high security prison in England .


I hope they stay there. I don't believe in rehabilitation.


They nearly always got out in less than a day!

Regards


Donal
--



Joe Butcher September 9th 03 11:38 PM

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"Scott Vernon" wrote in message ...
My Moms' Aunt was a millionaire, one of the nicest, down to earth people
I've known. She worked hard though. Sound like Ozzy came by his 'wealth'
too easily. Those kind are usualy the arrogant, snobby, cavalier,
overbearing, supercilious, boorish types.

Scotty, a rich pauper.


I mean Scotty the dirt farmer, McGregor sailor

Scotty




"Donal" wrote in message
...
I've heard that rich people are very nice. However, they can be just a
little bit arrogant. Very rich people can sometimes bo so arrogant that
they become unbearable!

Maybe I'm not arrogant/rich enough?????


Regards

Donal
--
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
why knot? Ozzy is.

SV

"Donal" wrote
I'm not stupid enough discuss my finances here.





Donal September 10th 03 12:17 AM

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"Joe Butcher" wrote in message
om...
"Scott Vernon" wrote in message

...
My Moms' Aunt was a millionaire, one of the nicest, down to earth people
I've known. She worked hard though. Sound like Ozzy came by his

'wealth'
too easily. Those kind are usualy the arrogant, snobby, cavalier,
overbearing, supercilious, boorish types.

Scotty, a rich pauper.


I mean Scotty the dirt farmer, McGregor sailor

Joe



He's changed his boat. Quick as ever, aren't you, Joe?


Regards


Donal
--





Donal September 10th 03 12:19 AM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 9 Sep 2003 19:17:59 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:


"The Captains Master" wrote in message
.. .

BTW, you didn't say how big your garden is?

Normal suburban yard, one end stops at the road, both sides are
neighbours fences and the other end is the river...about a mile and a
quarter to the other side, but my property ends at the high water mark
:-)


Salt water, then..... Any fishing??? Can you keep your boat there?


Yep, Yep Yep, I keep the Seawind there tucked in behind the pontoon
in what oncewas a meshed off pool area.


*******! Now I'm really upset with you!

What kind of fish do you catch? Do you eat them? .... or is the water to
polluted?



Regards


Donal
--




Donal September 10th 03 12:41 AM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 9 Sep 2003 00:42:43 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:

Bwaaahahahahahahahaa!
Donal if I needed to prove my superiority to anyone it wouldn't be to
you , here.


.... But you *do* have a really expensive house, don't you? You *do*

know
much more about sailing than I do, don't you? You own more homes- in

more
countries - than I do, don't you? Your kids are smarter than mine, and
your wife is prettier, aren't they? You have more boats than I have.

You
travel more than I do(first class, no doubt).


Hey Donal, Facts are facts.
You want to delve into my life, you get the answers you seek
THEN tell me I shouldn't have answered.

Oh and I travel business class because the few times I've gone 1st
I've ended up with noisy uncouth pop stars, a faded American movie
star who talked loudly whenever she was awake about her latest movie
offers and how much she'd make and an Australian politician who got
drunk and abusive.
The passengers in business are much nicer as you may know.

Maybe you don't *need* to prove your superiority..... you just do it for

fun
perhaps??


You're on about proving.
Donal, all I'm doing is answering your incessant questions to the best
of my ability.

You don't like it then Shut the F**K up!


Emmm... I'm confused.





In other words, being a rich ex-copper doesn't make you better than an
honest person. It probably doesn't make you any happier either.

ahh so now you think I'm not an honest man?
Bwaaaahahhahahaaaa.
Donal oh Donal, how low can you go?


Didn't you admit to conning a wealthy American?


Nope, I admitted allowing him to buy my yacht at the price he offered
I in no way coerced him, he saw sentimental value and was wealthy
enough to pay whatever he wanted to sucure that sentiment.

Is it only a crime to con someone if the victim is elderly?


Nope, why, you planning on conning someone.
I never have but my impression is you'll need to sharpen your act to
succeed.



Perhaps you should cheer yourself up by putting on your gold braided

Greek
Captain's cap, and admiring yourself in a mirror?

No gold braid Donal, that was a fabrication of your fertile
imagination.


You don't deny that it is encrusted with diamonds?


I'll neither confirm nor deny.

But I do check in the morror now and then to make sure that no flabby
bits are developing ;-)


Don't worry. Those expensive Greek caps never get flappy bits - even in

an
F8!


Oh, I'm not worried about my hat, its my ageing body that is my
concern. I can buy a new hat next month if I wish, a genuine one.



Regards


Donal




Oz1...of the 3 twins.
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.





Capt. Mooron September 10th 03 12:49 AM

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"Donal" wrote in message
...

| "The Captains Master" wrote in message
| You don't like it then Shut the F**K up!

| Emmm... I'm confused.

You whacked his nerve again Donal.... must be the practice you get playing
darts at the pub. ;-)

He'd strike back but he'll need a professional instructor to show him how
...... Bwahahahahahahaaa!

CM



Capt. Mooron September 10th 03 01:04 AM

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"The Captains Nemesis" wrote in message
...
| On Wed, 10 Sep 2003 00:41:39 +0100, "Donal"
| wrote:
|
|
| Emmm... I'm confused.
|
| Finally!! the truth.

No Ozzy... the truth would be that you are a prematurely senile, rapidly
aging, affluent, pretentious, arrogant eccentric that wears ridiculous
outfits... and whose offspring obviously require professional instruction
to graduate from eating out of the cat's bowl and dinning at the table.

I mean that in the nicest possible way... ;-)

CM



Donal September 10th 03 01:14 AM

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"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 9 Sep 2003 00:42:43 +0100, "Donal"
wrote:
Hey Donal, Facts are facts.
You want to delve into my life, you get the answers you seek
THEN tell me I shouldn't have answered.


I've no interest in your life at all. I do have an interest in human
behaviour. I find it odd that you should need to prove yourself here, in
Usenet.



Oh and I travel business class because the few times I've gone 1st
I've ended up with noisy uncouth pop stars, a faded American movie
star who talked loudly whenever she was awake about her latest movie
offers and how much she'd make and an Australian politician who got
drunk and abusive.
The passengers in business are much nicer as you may know.


I may, or may not, know that. It isn't something that is germaine to a
sailing newsgroup, is it?




Maybe you don't *need* to prove your superiority..... you just do it for

fun
perhaps??


You're on about proving.
Donal, all I'm doing is answering your incessant questions to the best
of my ability.


Hmmm. Everybody else refuses to answer questions about personal wealth.
Just like I did!
As I said a couple of days ago, *words* are the only currency here.

I'm poor, and so are you. The only difference is that you already think
that you are as good as, or better than, Bob, Mooron, Scout, CA, OT, Neal,
Katy, etc, etc.....

I left out the obvious, so as not to cause offence to many others.




You don't like it then Shut the F**K up!


Don't worry! I *do* like it.

BTW, there really is no need to use foul language!


Nope, why, you planning on conning someone.
I never have but my impression is you'll need to sharpen your act to
succeed.


I don't think so. I'm quite happy dealing with the same customers that I
had 12 years ago.

If you are honest and straight, then you customers will come back ... again
... and again. It really is much easier that way. Of course, some idiots
go for the quick buck, but they have to work twice as hard!

Naturally, when I meet a customer, I don't wear a fancy cap. Ex-cons never
do!




Regards

Donal
--




Capt. Mooron September 10th 03 01:25 AM

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"Donal" wrote in message

| "The Captains Master" wrote in message
| Oh and I travel business class because the few times I've gone 1st
| I've ended up with noisy uncouth pop stars, a faded American movie
| star who talked loudly whenever she was awake about her latest movie
| offers and how much she'd make and an Australian politician who got
| drunk and abusive.
| The passengers in business are much nicer as you may know.

| I may, or may not, know that. It isn't something that is germaine to a
| sailing newsgroup, is it?

Oh come now Donal... even an impoverished, backwoods, redneck, sod turner
like myself knows the only thing you have to know about flying first class
is .. You get on First, You get off First.... and don't make eye contact
with the people in "Steerage"

CM




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