i'z veree hert nou
i'z beeen az biguz azzol az i ken tink ov soz yud lyk mee.
nou dis?
so nou i h8 yu al.
iffen yu don beez nise tu mee, i wud tel dese gyz wut yu du in de
clubhoz! (yu kno - slurp slurp).
yr bestest frn
Popeye
"i trine so hard tu be a fjukwit"



Peter J Ross wrote
Why didn't they throw this poopeye person before sailing to
Long Island?

Why didn't they maroon him with Capt. Moroon?