On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 11:02:38 +1000, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Peter Wiley:


I'd sail with Mooron, drunk or sober, any day.

Sure you would, gheyboi.

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Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On 29 Aug 2003 23:28:38 GMT, a team of surgeons from alt.sailing.asa
removed the following benign growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

"Donal" wrote in
:


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
There's few bigger assholes on this group than
Donal but you're one of them.


heh heh
You haven't quite found your original form yet ..... but you're
getting there!


I'll award you 8/10 points for that insult. The "old" Capt Neal
never scored less than 9/10.

Of course, I would never have dared to reply in this manner to the
"old" Capt Neal.


Good grief

Bertei

Was it supposed to make sense, do you think?

Nah, this is their idea of SOC posting.

Bertie

Did Ozzy and bob get married? I missed the wedding?

Scotty

"The Captains Master" wrote
Nope. I want to copy what's in the well regarded LIS Cruising Guide for
all to
read.

This is the lamest of all your lame ploys to date. Using a CRUISING GUIDE
to
substantiate your navigation misadventures only highlights why you have
no
credibility to begin with.

BB

Idiot!
A cruising guide is a perfect addition to charts giving clear
descriptions of places rather than just symbols on a chart.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

(Thom Stewart) wrote in news:29037-3F501D81-
:

Donal,

How many times do you go the the hood of a car in motion? How many times
does a car heel at a thirty degree angle with you standing on the roof?
You do know you can slow a car down without reefing.


Depends, you've obviously never driven a British car.

Bertie

"Scott Vernon" wrote in
:

Did Ozzy and bob get married? I missed the wedding?

Awww, didn't get a chance to wear that Lamee' number, eh?


Bertie

Scotty

"The Captains Master" wrote
Nope. I want to copy what's in the well regarded LIS Cruising Guide
for
all to
read.

This is the lamest of all your lame ploys to date. Using a CRUISING
GUIDE
to
substantiate your navigation misadventures only highlights why you
have
no
credibility to begin with.

BB

Idiot!
A cruising guide is a perfect addition to charts giving clear
descriptions of places rather than just symbols on a chart.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

results as of 0900, 06/30/03;

Sail with drunk Mooron ----- 1,573
Sail with sober bobspit ----- 2





"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
results as of 1700;

Sail with drunk Mooron ----- 932
Sail with sober bobspit ----- 2



"Scott Vernon" wrote ...
Updated results;

Sail with drunk Mooron ----- 479
Sail with sober bobspit ----- 2


Way to go bob!


"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
Results so far;

Sail with drunk Mooron ----- 86
Sail with sober bobspit ----- 1


Keep voting folks!
(Bob, stop e-mailing me, you're only allowed one vote)

Scotty

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
...
mmmmmmmm? let's take a poll. Who would you rather sail with, a
drunken
Mooron, or a sober bobspit?
e-mail me your vote.

Scotty





"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...

Of course not... it's enjoyable and refreshing! Then again I know
what
I'm
doing out there!

If you need alcohol to enjoy a sail and feel refreshed, you have
an
even
deeper
problem.
You DON'T know what you're doing because you're operating a vessel
under
the
influence.

RB

Yup, I was right!


"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Sounds like boobster can't handle his liqueur. What a wuss!


I stopped drinking years ago because I decided to be a man and not pay to
F-up
my brain cells with alcohol and smoke. Also: Drinkers don't get laid half
as
much and that's a fact.
Knock yourself out.

RB

"Bob****" bob****@ CHICKENS R US .com wrote

Oh, could this be another challenge Scott will run from? Come sailing
tomorrow,

That is an invitation , Boob.

This is a challenge (which you wussed out on):

Here's my challenge. You sail down to Balt. I'll race you back up to Atl.
Highlands. Any week in Sept./Oct.

Scotty

OINK!

"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 09:25:35 -0400, "Scott Vernon"
wrote:

Did Ozzy and bob get married? I missed the wedding?

Scotty

You weren't invited....pig farmer ;-)


Oz1...of the 3 twins.
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.

I guess that's half a vote?


Sail with drunk Mooron ----- 1,755
Sail with sober bobspit ----- 2 1/2




"The Captains Master" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 30 Aug 2003 09:45:31 -0400, "Scott Vernon"
wrote:

results as of 0900, 06/30/03;

Sail with drunk Mooron ----- 1,573
Sail with sober bobspit ----- 2

Hey I'll sail with Bubbles....but I'll have to get drunk first.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.
I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.