On Mon, 25 Aug 2003 20:17:30 -0400, a team of surgeons from
alt.fan.pjr removed the following benign growth from Scout:

Poor Professor Peter . . .
Soooooo frustrated, tsk tsk. Your true vulgarian nature has blossomed beyond
all expectations. Well, such is the lot of the illiterate.
Here's a catch phrase you can count on for future reference, "grab a
shovel - get digging."

You should have stayed in school Peter, instead of skipping off to go
trolling. Perhaps you would have learned what was real - iron and coke,
chromium steel?
Billy Joel

"They sent us Scoutie,
They gave us Mooron.
We sent them sailing
Out of the Huron.
And they got lost -
As lost as pins!
And they talked to each other
As lover to lover
And boasted of all their fake wins.
And they will all go down together.
Yes, they will all be sunk together..."

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Alcatroll Labs Inc. (Executive Vice-President)

wow peetey - dat's a steenk i culd ov dun witowt.
no kidun dood, yur potry reelee duz steenk.
wuz yu reelee trine be funy?
wholy sheet, i gotza goe wursh owt mi eyes!
yu needz sumkine dummi medsins or sumptin.
gezus in heven an all da wholee saynts!
im gon sen yu wun ov dem butonz wat sayz "help, i fald doun 'n i ken't
git up" jus cuz i iz woreed 'bout yu boi.
stl yr bes frn
Popeye

Peter J Ross wrote:
"They snipt owt ov rezbect fur reederz

On 27 Aug 2003 18:58:54 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Popeye:

wow peetey - dat's a steenk i culd ov dun witowt.
no kidun dood, yur potry reelee duz steenk.
wuz yu reelee trine be funy?
wholy sheet, i gotza goe wursh owt mi eyes!
yu needz sumkine dummi medsins or sumptin.
gezus in heven an all da wholee saynts!
im gon sen yu wun ov dem butonz wat sayz "help, i fald doun 'n i ken't
git up" jus cuz i iz woreed 'bout yu boi.
stl yr bes frn
Popeye

Peter J Ross wrote:
"They snipt owt ov rezbect fur reederz

Lor' love a duck!

How long did this take you to write, O untrollable person whose
replies get ever longer and longer?

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Alcatroll Labs Inc. (Executive Vice-President)