scowt,
u mussive reelee hurt thees gyz feelees. u shud bee mor konsidret.
duz hee liv unner a brij? du thay mak gurl trolls so hee ken bee hapee?
btw - iz hee beeen sarkasdick? u noe im slo sumtymes.
yr bes frn
Popeye

Bertie the Bunyip
Oh you da master. It's no wonder you have every troll on the west side of
usenet cringing.