Huh...have you joined the dark side?....

We like him that way....

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katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

.... If only one of the ladies could afford to keep me ...

Why "only one"? Jeeze, at your age it took 3 lovlies to gladly support
my hobbies. I thot I was a "real biker" (instead of a sailor) back
then. I've since learned I'm a lesbian g.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:
Completely setting aside my favourite ditty..."The girl I will marry will
have to be... a nympho who owns a distillery"...

Darn, I knew I should have kept that Wray & Nephew stock! ;-)

I'm not currently shopping
for a "sugah mama".... but I'm on display and the price tag is steep.

looks at display, picks up phone to call accountant

It should be obvious to you dear Lady Pilot... you have set the bar so
high, that the others fell short by comparison. ;-)

Heeheee. Well, you are still here...

LP

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:
Now I see your dilemma... you spend inordinately too much time seeking a
woman's permission when you should be attending to her desires. Once her
wants are met you are free to pursue whatever strikes your fancy....
remember to be considerate, caring, attentive and complimentary.

Wow, that's some great bait you are using there! So what's the problem
then, when you reel them into the boat they somehow jump back into the
ocean? ;-)

Keep in
mind they were looking for a "Man"..... don't blame them if you are
converted to an appliance with little effort.

ROFL

LP

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
| Wow, that's some great bait you are using there! So what's the problem
| then, when you reel them into the boat they somehow jump back into the
| ocean? ;-)

If they're delicious.... they get eaten. ;-)

CM

You're making me puke with the feigned charm.

Whatever happened to the captain who is a bully and an ass?

S.Simon


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
| Wow, that's some great bait you are using there! So what's the problem
| then, when you reel them into the boat they somehow jump back into the
| ocean? ;-)

If they're delicious.... they get eaten. ;-)

CM

alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
17:10:41 GMT, when Lady Pilot wrote:

Wow, that's some great bait you are using there!

You're less ignorant of trolling techniques than you pretend, it
seems.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
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trolls at reasonable rates.
Get Tom Bishop[tm] to make *your* party go with a thud!

Whatever happened to the captain who is a bully and an ass?

You're referring to Lady Pilot?
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katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

"katysails" wrote in message ...

Whatever happened to the captain who is a bully and an ass?

You're referring to Lady Pilot?
--

Might as well be . . .

Man Oh Man..... Simple.... you do need to get laid in the worst possible
way!!

The "bully and an ass" line wasn't mine... you are allowing senility to
cloud your memory yet again. First you mix up the Mikes and now it's all
going downhill in a hand basket.

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
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| You're making me puke with the feigned charm.
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| Whatever happened to the captain who is a bully and an ass?
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| S.Simon
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| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
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| "Lady Pilot" wrote in message
| | Wow, that's some great bait you are using there! So what's the
problem
| | then, when you reel them into the boat they somehow jump back into the
| | ocean? ;-)
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| If they're delicious.... they get eaten. ;-)
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| CM
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