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"Capt. Mooron" wrote:
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Oh well..... I'm broke, I have a sailboat moored in one of the most
beautiful sailing spots on the planet, I have several ladies seeking my
attention.... and I have to find work to top off the kitty. It's a good
thing my liquor is stocked sufficiently to tide me over this most difficult
of times.

Bleed bleed bleed drip drip bleed drip bleed bleed drip drip

This heartfelt message comes to you from Flying Tadpole, a
bleeding heart if ever there was one.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

Planned to sail all week but after 2 weeks of solid unrelenting rain with
only a one day dry out between shifts... I decided to call it and put
Overproof to a mooring in Mahone Bay.

Wimp! We've been getting a lot of rain too, but the only effect is to slow down
progress on varnishing. My wife, never one to accept a setback easily, has been
experimenting with varnishing in the rain but can't seem to get that glossy
finish......

Of course, down here our rain doesn't come in solid chunks, it's still liquid.

.....Sometimes it's just really nice to sit on the hook and enjoy the
company of friends as the wet gear dries out down below.

It's a big part of cruising. BTW what sort of heater does your boat have?

Looks like I have to go find another job now....

Good luck to you.

.... If only one of the ladies could
afford to keep me in a manner to which I have yet to be come accustomed
to...

You'd get bored pretty quickly, I bet. But if you want an introduction to some
prosperous female engineers, I know of a few.

Oh well..... I'm broke, I have a sailboat moored in one of the most
beautiful sailing spots on the planet, I have several ladies seeking my
attention.... and I have to find work to top off the kitty. It's a good
thing my liquor is stocked sufficiently to tide me over this most difficult
of times.

Doesn't sound too bad, it could be a lot worse. At least you have actually been
out SAILING!

Fresh Breezes- Doug King

I agree weather here in Nova Scotia has been terrible....

My problem has been the fog......I don't mind the rain....as long it's
warm...as I usually end up in the water...sailing my solo dink.....

I am planning a trip into Halifax this weekend...rain or shine in my new
seaswirl...should be an adventure as it is only 17 feet......

If it's foggy w/swells.....I'm going to rely on my Garmin V and
balls.....I'll be on a Halifax pier (privateers) on Sat if anyone from Alt
sailing wants to join me.....

Tomek

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Planned to sail all week but after 2 weeks of solid unrelenting rain with
only a one day dry out between shifts... I decided to call it and put
Overproof to a mooring in Mahone Bay. We were going to sail back to
Bayside
but it became plain that this was not going to be a fun trip and after
all... it's supposed to be fun. Sailed yesterday in a downpour that just
continued hard all day without a stop.... until we returned to the bay. We
set the bimini and decided it was time to make a dent in the liquor stocks
aboard. Sometimes it's just really nice to sit on the hook and enjoy the
company of friends as the wet gear dries out down below.

Looks like I have to go find another job now.... I've suffered a
financial
hit that depleted my residual funds to the point I can no longer afford to
follow my strategy of not working for the summer.... oh well it's been a
nice 10 month stretch. I opened the newspaper to review the job ads... and
there was an ad requesting a geotechnical technician... the requirements
read like my CV... so I'll apply.

How the roles have reversed.... when I was 20 I'd chase the girls 24/7
with
only one object in mind..... now it's the women doing the chasing and
there
are a lot of lonely ladies out there. I'm 48 now... single and my friends
decided to line me up with 2 ladies [why is that? does misery enjoy
company?] both of which were impressed enough to wish to see more of me
and
have been pursuing my attention, an old flame has contacted me and wants
to
spend some time with me, I've been asked out by a girl I met while walking
around Mahone Bay.... and all I can think of is "damn I have to get a job
so I can afford to go sailing again". If only one of the ladies could
afford to keep me in a manner to which I have yet to be come accustomed
to...

Oh well..... I'm broke, I have a sailboat moored in one of the most
beautiful sailing spots on the planet, I have several ladies seeking my
attention.... and I have to find work to top off the kitty. It's a good
thing my liquor is stocked sufficiently to tide me over this most
difficult
of times.

CM

Nice fantasies. What drug induced them?

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
Planned to sail all week but after 2 weeks of solid unrelenting rain with
only a one day dry out between shifts... I decided to call it and put
Overproof to a mooring in Mahone Bay. We were going to sail back to Bayside
but it became plain that this was not going to be a fun trip and after
all... it's supposed to be fun. Sailed yesterday in a downpour that just
continued hard all day without a stop.... until we returned to the bay. We
set the bimini and decided it was time to make a dent in the liquor stocks
aboard. Sometimes it's just really nice to sit on the hook and enjoy the
company of friends as the wet gear dries out down below.

Looks like I have to go find another job now.... I've suffered a financial
hit that depleted my residual funds to the point I can no longer afford to
follow my strategy of not working for the summer.... oh well it's been a
nice 10 month stretch. I opened the newspaper to review the job ads... and
there was an ad requesting a geotechnical technician... the requirements
read like my CV... so I'll apply.

How the roles have reversed.... when I was 20 I'd chase the girls 24/7 with
only one object in mind..... now it's the women doing the chasing and there
are a lot of lonely ladies out there. I'm 48 now... single and my friends
decided to line me up with 2 ladies [why is that? does misery enjoy
company?] both of which were impressed enough to wish to see more of me and
have been pursuing my attention, an old flame has contacted me and wants to
spend some time with me, I've been asked out by a girl I met while walking
around Mahone Bay.... and all I can think of is "damn I have to get a job
so I can afford to go sailing again". If only one of the ladies could
afford to keep me in a manner to which I have yet to be come accustomed
to...

Oh well..... I'm broke, I have a sailboat moored in one of the most
beautiful sailing spots on the planet, I have several ladies seeking my
attention.... and I have to find work to top off the kitty. It's a good
thing my liquor is stocked sufficiently to tide me over this most difficult
of times.

CM

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
How the roles have reversed.... when I was 20 I'd chase the girls 24/7
with
only one object in mind..... now it's the women doing the chasing and
there
are a lot of lonely ladies out there. I'm 48 now...

Ahh, poor baby!

single and my friends
decided to line me up with 2 ladies [why is that? does misery enjoy
company?]

Hehehheee.

both of which were impressed enough to wish to see more of me and
have been pursuing my attention, an old flame has contacted me and wants
to
spend some time with me,

Oh, my!

I've been asked out by a girl I met while walking
around Mahone Bay.... and all I can think of is "damn I have to get a job
so I can afford to go sailing again". If only one of the ladies could
afford to keep me in a manner to which I have yet to be come accustomed
to...

Poor baby...

Oh well..... I'm broke, I have a sailboat moored in one of the most
beautiful sailing spots on the planet, I have several ladies seeking my
attention....

Trying to find a "sugar momma"?

and I have to find work to top off the kitty. It's a good
thing my liquor is stocked sufficiently to tide me over this most
difficult
of times.

CM
LP

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
How the roles have reversed.... when I was 20 I'd chase the girls 24/7
with
only one object in mind..... now it's the women doing the chasing and
there
are a lot of lonely ladies out there. I'm 48 now...

Ahh, poor baby!

Now this sounds like a sympathetic woman! I suspect that she might even
keep quiet while the news in on (the TV).

She's probably not a classical beauty, but let's be realistic here. What
does beauty actually count for, when the lights are out?

Can you cook, Lady Pilot?

Regards

Donal
--

Let me explain this to you.....

If you find a female..that will let you drink...spend most of your time in
bars....not work for 10 months.... spend time and money on your
boat......etc...etc......

Please send her here.... so we can clone her...and save mankind......

If you do not plan to breed....I will remind you that you are living the
good life.....

Please refrain from making us envious of you.....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Completely setting aside my favourite ditty..."The girl I will marry will
have to be... a nympho who owns a distillery"... I'm not currently
shopping
for a "sugah mama".... but I'm on display and the price tag is steep.

It should be obvious to you dear Lady Pilot... you have set the bar so
high, that the others fell short by comparison. ;-)

CM

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message

| Trying to find a "sugar momma"?

Now I see your dilemma... you spend inordinately too much time seeking a
woman's permission when you should be attending to her desires. Once her
wants are met you are free to pursue whatever strikes your fancy....
remember to be considerate, caring, attentive and complimentary. Keep in
mind they were looking for a "Man"..... don't blame them if you are
converted to an appliance with little effort.

CM

"sv "Sensoria"" wrote in message
|
| Let me explain this to you.....
|
| If you find a female..that will let you drink...spend most of your time in
| bars....not work for 10 months.... spend time and money on your
| boat......etc...etc......
|
| Please send her here.... so we can clone her...and save mankind......
|
| If you do not plan to breed....I will remind you that you are living the
| good life.....
|
| Please refrain from making us envious of you.....

Once her
wants are met you are free to pursue whatever strikes your fancy....
remember to be considerate, caring, attentive and complimentary

Huh...have you joined the dark side?....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Now I see your dilemma... you spend inordinately too much time seeking a
woman's permission when you should be attending to her desires. Once her
wants are met you are free to pursue whatever strikes your fancy....
remember to be considerate, caring, attentive and complimentary. Keep in
mind they were looking for a "Man"..... don't blame them if you are
converted to an appliance with little effort.

CM

"sv "Sensoria"" wrote in message
|
| Let me explain this to you.....
|
| If you find a female..that will let you drink...spend most of your time
in
| bars....not work for 10 months.... spend time and money on your
| boat......etc...etc......
|
| Please send her here.... so we can clone her...and save mankind......
|
| If you do not plan to breed....I will remind you that you are living the
| good life.....
|
| Please refrain from making us envious of you.....

Shape up, Mooron, and get your priorities in order there. To get rid of the
women, just invite them to go to Great Slave Lake with you for a 6 moth
stint. That should deter them quite sufficiently.

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein