Oh Well......
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:
snip
Oh well..... I'm broke, I have a sailboat moored in one of the most
beautiful sailing spots on the planet, I have several ladies seeking my
attention.... and I have to find work to top off the kitty. It's a good
thing my liquor is stocked sufficiently to tide me over this most difficult
of times.


Bleed bleed bleed drip drip bleed drip bleed bleed drip drip

This heartfelt message comes to you from Flying Tadpole, a
bleeding heart if ever there was one.

Oh Well......
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

Planned to sail all week but after 2 weeks of solid unrelenting rain with
only a one day dry out between shifts... I decided to call it and put
Overproof to a mooring in Mahone Bay.

Wimp! We've been getting a lot of rain too, but the only effect is to slow down
progress on varnishing. My wife, never one to accept a setback easily, has been
experimenting with varnishing in the rain but can't seem to get that glossy
finish......

Of course, down here our rain doesn't come in solid chunks, it's still liquid.


.....Sometimes it's just really nice to sit on the hook and enjoy the
company of friends as the wet gear dries out down below.

It's a big part of cruising. BTW what sort of heater does your boat have?



Looks like I have to go find another job now....

Good luck to you.



.... If only one of the ladies could
afford to keep me in a manner to which I have yet to be come accustomed
to...

You'd get bored pretty quickly, I bet. But if you want an introduction to some
prosperous female engineers, I know of a few.



Oh well..... I'm broke, I have a sailboat moored in one of the most
beautiful sailing spots on the planet, I have several ladies seeking my
attention.... and I have to find work to top off the kitty. It's a good
thing my liquor is stocked sufficiently to tide me over this most difficult
of times.

Doesn't sound too bad, it could be a lot worse. At least you have actually been
out SAILING!

Fresh Breezes- Doug King

Oh Well......
 

I agree weather here in Nova Scotia has been terrible....

My problem has been the fog......I don't mind the rain....as long it's
warm...as I usually end up in the water...sailing my solo dink.....

I am planning a trip into Halifax this weekend...rain or shine in my new
seaswirl...should be an adventure as it is only 17 feet......

If it's foggy w/swells.....I'm going to rely on my Garmin V and
balls.....I'll be on a Halifax pier (privateers) on Sat if anyone from Alt
sailing wants to join me.....

Tomek

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Planned to sail all week but after 2 weeks of solid unrelenting rain with
only a one day dry out between shifts... I decided to call it and put
Overproof to a mooring in Mahone Bay. We were going to sail back to
Bayside
but it became plain that this was not going to be a fun trip and after
all... it's supposed to be fun. Sailed yesterday in a downpour that just
continued hard all day without a stop.... until we returned to the bay. We
set the bimini and decided it was time to make a dent in the liquor stocks
aboard. Sometimes it's just really nice to sit on the hook and enjoy the
company of friends as the wet gear dries out down below.

Looks like I have to go find another job now.... I've suffered a
financial
hit that depleted my residual funds to the point I can no longer afford to
follow my strategy of not working for the summer.... oh well it's been a
nice 10 month stretch. I opened the newspaper to review the job ads... and
there was an ad requesting a geotechnical technician... the requirements
read like my CV... so I'll apply.

How the roles have reversed.... when I was 20 I'd chase the girls 24/7
with
only one object in mind..... now it's the women doing the chasing and
there
are a lot of lonely ladies out there. I'm 48 now... single and my friends
decided to line me up with 2 ladies [why is that? does misery enjoy
company?] both of which were impressed enough to wish to see more of me
and
have been pursuing my attention, an old flame has contacted me and wants
to
spend some time with me, I've been asked out by a girl I met while walking
around Mahone Bay.... and all I can think of is "damn I have to get a job
so I can afford to go sailing again". If only one of the ladies could
afford to keep me in a manner to which I have yet to be come accustomed
to...

Oh well..... I'm broke, I have a sailboat moored in one of the most
beautiful sailing spots on the planet, I have several ladies seeking my
attention.... and I have to find work to top off the kitty. It's a good
thing my liquor is stocked sufficiently to tide me over this most
difficult
of times.

CM

Oh Well......
 

Nice fantasies. What drug induced them?


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
Planned to sail all week but after 2 weeks of solid unrelenting rain with
only a one day dry out between shifts... I decided to call it and put
Overproof to a mooring in Mahone Bay. We were going to sail back to Bayside
but it became plain that this was not going to be a fun trip and after
all... it's supposed to be fun. Sailed yesterday in a downpour that just
continued hard all day without a stop.... until we returned to the bay. We
set the bimini and decided it was time to make a dent in the liquor stocks
aboard. Sometimes it's just really nice to sit on the hook and enjoy the
company of friends as the wet gear dries out down below.

Looks like I have to go find another job now.... I've suffered a financial
hit that depleted my residual funds to the point I can no longer afford to
follow my strategy of not working for the summer.... oh well it's been a
nice 10 month stretch. I opened the newspaper to review the job ads... and
there was an ad requesting a geotechnical technician... the requirements
read like my CV... so I'll apply.

How the roles have reversed.... when I was 20 I'd chase the girls 24/7 with
only one object in mind..... now it's the women doing the chasing and there
are a lot of lonely ladies out there. I'm 48 now... single and my friends
decided to line me up with 2 ladies [why is that? does misery enjoy
company?] both of which were impressed enough to wish to see more of me and
have been pursuing my attention, an old flame has contacted me and wants to
spend some time with me, I've been asked out by a girl I met while walking
around Mahone Bay.... and all I can think of is "damn I have to get a job
so I can afford to go sailing again". If only one of the ladies could
afford to keep me in a manner to which I have yet to be come accustomed
to...

Oh well..... I'm broke, I have a sailboat moored in one of the most
beautiful sailing spots on the planet, I have several ladies seeking my
attention.... and I have to find work to top off the kitty. It's a good
thing my liquor is stocked sufficiently to tide me over this most difficult
of times.

CM

Oh Well......
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
How the roles have reversed.... when I was 20 I'd chase the girls 24/7
with
only one object in mind..... now it's the women doing the chasing and
there
are a lot of lonely ladies out there. I'm 48 now...

Ahh, poor baby!


single and my friends
decided to line me up with 2 ladies [why is that? does misery enjoy
company?]

Hehehheee.

both of which were impressed enough to wish to see more of me and
have been pursuing my attention, an old flame has contacted me and wants
to
spend some time with me,

Oh, my!

I've been asked out by a girl I met while walking
around Mahone Bay.... and all I can think of is "damn I have to get a job
so I can afford to go sailing again". If only one of the ladies could
afford to keep me in a manner to which I have yet to be come accustomed
to...

Poor baby...

Oh well..... I'm broke, I have a sailboat moored in one of the most
beautiful sailing spots on the planet, I have several ladies seeking my
attention....

Trying to find a "sugar momma"?

and I have to find work to top off the kitty. It's a good
thing my liquor is stocked sufficiently to tide me over this most
difficult
of times.

CM
LP

Oh Well......
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
...

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
How the roles have reversed.... when I was 20 I'd chase the girls 24/7
with
only one object in mind..... now it's the women doing the chasing and
there
are a lot of lonely ladies out there. I'm 48 now...

Ahh, poor baby!

Now this sounds like a sympathetic woman! I suspect that she might even
keep quiet while the news in on (the TV).


She's probably not a classical beauty, but let's be realistic here. What
does beauty actually count for, when the lights are out?


Can you cook, Lady Pilot?



Regards


Donal
--

Oh Well......
 

Let me explain this to you.....

If you find a female..that will let you drink...spend most of your time in
bars....not work for 10 months.... spend time and money on your
boat......etc...etc......

Please send her here.... so we can clone her...and save mankind......

If you do not plan to breed....I will remind you that you are living the
good life.....

Please refrain from making us envious of you.....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Completely setting aside my favourite ditty..."The girl I will marry will
have to be... a nympho who owns a distillery"... I'm not currently
shopping
for a "sugah mama".... but I'm on display and the price tag is steep.

It should be obvious to you dear Lady Pilot... you have set the bar so
high, that the others fell short by comparison. ;-)

CM


"Lady Pilot" wrote in message

| Trying to find a "sugar momma"?

Oh Well......
 

Now I see your dilemma... you spend inordinately too much time seeking a
woman's permission when you should be attending to her desires. Once her
wants are met you are free to pursue whatever strikes your fancy....
remember to be considerate, caring, attentive and complimentary. Keep in
mind they were looking for a "Man"..... don't blame them if you are
converted to an appliance with little effort.

CM


"sv "Sensoria"" wrote in message
|
| Let me explain this to you.....
|
| If you find a female..that will let you drink...spend most of your time in
| bars....not work for 10 months.... spend time and money on your
| boat......etc...etc......
|
| Please send her here.... so we can clone her...and save mankind......
|
| If you do not plan to breed....I will remind you that you are living the
| good life.....
|
| Please refrain from making us envious of you.....

Oh Well......
 

Once her
wants are met you are free to pursue whatever strikes your fancy....
remember to be considerate, caring, attentive and complimentary


Huh...have you joined the dark side?....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Now I see your dilemma... you spend inordinately too much time seeking a
woman's permission when you should be attending to her desires. Once her
wants are met you are free to pursue whatever strikes your fancy....
remember to be considerate, caring, attentive and complimentary. Keep in
mind they were looking for a "Man"..... don't blame them if you are
converted to an appliance with little effort.

CM


"sv "Sensoria"" wrote in message
|
| Let me explain this to you.....
|
| If you find a female..that will let you drink...spend most of your time
in
| bars....not work for 10 months.... spend time and money on your
| boat......etc...etc......
|
| Please send her here.... so we can clone her...and save mankind......
|
| If you do not plan to breed....I will remind you that you are living the
| good life.....
|
| Please refrain from making us envious of you.....

Oh Well......
 

Shape up, Mooron, and get your priorities in order there. To get rid of the
women, just invite them to go to Great Slave Lake with you for a 6 moth
stint. That should deter them quite sufficiently.

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Oh Well......
 

Huh...have you joined the dark side?....

We like him that way....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Oh Well......
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

.... If only one of the ladies could afford to keep me ...

Why "only one"? Jeeze, at your age it took 3 lovlies to gladly support
my hobbies. I thot I was a "real biker" (instead of a sailor) back
then. I've since learned I'm a lesbian g.

Oh Well......
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:
Completely setting aside my favourite ditty..."The girl I will marry will
have to be... a nympho who owns a distillery"...

Darn, I knew I should have kept that Wray & Nephew stock! ;-)

I'm not currently shopping
for a "sugah mama".... but I'm on display and the price tag is steep.

looks at display, picks up phone to call accountant

It should be obvious to you dear Lady Pilot... you have set the bar so
high, that the others fell short by comparison. ;-)

Heeheee. Well, you are still here...

LP

Oh Well......
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:
Now I see your dilemma... you spend inordinately too much time seeking a
woman's permission when you should be attending to her desires. Once her
wants are met you are free to pursue whatever strikes your fancy....
remember to be considerate, caring, attentive and complimentary.

Wow, that's some great bait you are using there! So what's the problem
then, when you reel them into the boat they somehow jump back into the
ocean? ;-)

Keep in
mind they were looking for a "Man"..... don't blame them if you are
converted to an appliance with little effort.

ROFL

LP

Oh Well......
 

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
| Wow, that's some great bait you are using there! So what's the problem
| then, when you reel them into the boat they somehow jump back into the
| ocean? ;-)

If they're delicious.... they get eaten. ;-)

CM

Oh Well......
 

You're making me puke with the feigned charm.

Whatever happened to the captain who is a bully and an ass?

S.Simon


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
| Wow, that's some great bait you are using there! So what's the problem
| then, when you reel them into the boat they somehow jump back into the
| ocean? ;-)

If they're delicious.... they get eaten. ;-)

CM

Oh Well......
 

alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
17:10:41 GMT, when Lady Pilot wrote:

Wow, that's some great bait you are using there!

You're less ignorant of trolling techniques than you pretend, it
seems.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Majority shareholder in Tom Bishop[tm] Kookery Inc.
Tom Bishop[tm] is available for hire to accredited kookologists and
trolls at reasonable rates.
Get Tom Bishop[tm] to make *your* party go with a thud!

Oh Well......
 

Whatever happened to the captain who is a bully and an ass?

You're referring to Lady Pilot?
--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Oh Well......
 

"katysails" wrote in message ...

Whatever happened to the captain who is a bully and an ass?

You're referring to Lady Pilot?
--

Might as well be . . .

Oh Well......
 

Man Oh Man..... Simple.... you do need to get laid in the worst possible
way!!

The "bully and an ass" line wasn't mine... you are allowing senility to
cloud your memory yet again. First you mix up the Mikes and now it's all
going downhill in a hand basket.

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| You're making me puke with the feigned charm.
|
| Whatever happened to the captain who is a bully and an ass?
|
| S.Simon
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
|
| "Lady Pilot" wrote in message
| | Wow, that's some great bait you are using there! So what's the
problem
| | then, when you reel them into the boat they somehow jump back into the
| | ocean? ;-)
|
| If they're delicious.... they get eaten. ;-)
|
| CM
|
|
|
|

Oh Well......
 

Down Peter... Down Boy.... Bertie is already showing fangs in a jealous
rage.....

He won't take kindly to this as you well know!!

CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
...
| alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
| 17:10:41 GMT, when Lady Pilot wrote:
|
| Wow, that's some great bait you are using there!
|
| You're less ignorant of trolling techniques than you pretend, it
| seems.
|
| --
| PJR :-)
| mhm34x8
| Majority shareholder in Tom Bishop[tm] Kookery Inc.
| Tom Bishop[tm] is available for hire to accredited kookologists and
| trolls at reasonable rates.
| Get Tom Bishop[tm] to make *your* party go with a thud!

Oh Well......
 

Who was it who was the 'bully and an ass", then?

Was it the Mundo man? I wonder whatever happened
to him?

S.Simon


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...
Man Oh Man..... Simple.... you do need to get laid in the worst possible
way!!

The "bully and an ass" line wasn't mine... you are allowing senility to
cloud your memory yet again. First you mix up the Mikes and now it's all
going downhill in a hand basket.

CM

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
| You're making me puke with the feigned charm.
|
| Whatever happened to the captain who is a bully and an ass?
|
| S.Simon
|
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
|
| "Lady Pilot" wrote in message
| | Wow, that's some great bait you are using there! So what's the
problem
| | then, when you reel them into the boat they somehow jump back into the
| | ocean? ;-)
|
| If they're delicious.... they get eaten. ;-)
|
| CM
|
|
|
|

Oh Well......
 

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
You're making me puke with the feigned charm.

Whatever happened to the captain who is a bully and an ass?


You are confused, again.

That was "Mundo", not "Mooron".



Regards

Donal
--

Oh Well......
 

Well Peter... I sincerely hope not!!! You guys are the best thing since
spliced bread!
Don't listen to the others... I think you guys are funny!... really I do!

Normally I have to chum miles to get the set-ups you guys offer. It's
appreciated. You don't get this kind of dedication from the amateurs around
here.

CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| Pretty soon you'll have driven all the trolls away, I'm sure.

Oh Well......
 

Simple Simon wrote:
You're making me puke with the feigned charm.

Whatever happened to the captain who is a bully and an ass?


Wasn't that Mundo?

Seahag

Oh Well......
 

On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 19:49:15 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:

Well Peter... I sincerely hope not!!! You guys are the best thing since
spliced bread!
Don't listen to the others... I think you guys are funny!... really I do!

Normally I have to chum miles to get the set-ups you guys offer. It's
appreciated. You don't get this kind of dedication from the amateurs around
here.

If you write to my secretary she might send you a photocopied
autograph.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Oh Well......
 

Perish the thought... I have never made that claim. You've got a shark on
the hook and I can understand your frustration! Try tightening the drag and
see what happens. Ha Ha Ha ha

CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
...
| On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 23:01:42 -0300, a team of surgeons from
| alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:
|
| Why settle for an autograph when I have your undivided attention.....
|
| I just *knew* you'd claim to have trolled me sooner or later.
|
| --
| PJR :-)
| mhm34x8

Oh Well......
 

"Simple Simon" wrote:
You're making me puke with the feigned charm.

Not feigned, just adjusted for the moment, can't you tell the difference? :)


Whatever happened to the captain who is a bully and an ass?

There's a time and a place for everything, you know..

LP

Oh Well......
 

"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...

"katysails" wrote in message
...

Whatever happened to the captain who is a bully and an ass?

You're referring to Lady Pilot?
--

Might as well be . . .



Sucking up to Katy now? How sweet with your pink interior of your boat...

LP

Oh Well......
 

"Seahag" wrote in message
...

Simple Simon wrote:
You're making me puke with the feigned charm.

Whatever happened to the captain who is a bully and an ass?


Wasn't that Mundo?

Seahag

Geez, are these women trying to warn me of something here? :)

LP

Oh Well......
 

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
...
alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
17:10:41 GMT, when Lady Pilot wrote:

Wow, that's some great bait you are using there!

You're less ignorant of trolling techniques than you pretend, it
seems.

Let this be our little secret, okay?

LP

Oh Well......
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Down Peter... Down Boy.... Bertie is already showing fangs in a jealous
rage.....

He won't take kindly to this as you well know!!

CM

Well, the bunyip isn't gladly defeated....you know...

LP

Oh Well......
 

On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 23:36:16 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:

Perish the thought... I have never made that claim. You've got a shark on
the hook and I can understand your frustration! Try tightening the drag and
see what happens. Ha Ha Ha ha

looks up some shark recipes

Hey, Bertie! They love me! They really love me!

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Oh Well......
 

On Fri, 15 Aug 2003 03:26:24 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Lady Pilot:

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Down Peter... Down Boy.... Bertie is already showing fangs in a jealous
rage.....

He won't take kindly to this as you well know!!

CM

Well, the bunyip isn't gladly defeated....you know...

The bunyip has never been defeated, gladly or not.

If you try hard, this might be the first time.

Bwahaetc

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Oh Well......
 

"Donal" wrote in
:


"Simple Simon" wrote in message
...
You're making me puke with the feigned charm.

Whatever happened to the captain who is a bully and an ass?


You are confused, again.

You're all confused, aren't you?

bertei

Oh Well......
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

Down Peter... Down Boy.... Bertie is already showing fangs in a jealous
rage.....

He won't take kindly to this as you well know!!

Jesus wept.


You got one of those little foldie things that says someone's got cooties?


Bertie

CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
...
| alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
| 17:10:41 GMT, when Lady Pilot wrote:
|
| Wow, that's some great bait you are using there!
|
| You're less ignorant of trolling techniques than you pretend, it
| seems.
|
| --
| PJR :-)
| mhm34x8
| Majority shareholder in Tom Bishop[tm] Kookery Inc.
| Tom Bishop[tm] is available for hire to accredited kookologists and
| trolls at reasonable rates.
| Get Tom Bishop[tm] to make *your* party go with a thud!

Oh Well......
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

Why settle for an autograph when I have your undivided attention.....

Oh yeah, you da master.


Bertei



"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| If you write to my secretary she might send you a photocopied
| autograph.

Oh Well......
 

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 23:01:42 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:

Why settle for an autograph when I have your undivided attention.....

I just *knew* you'd claim to have trolled me sooner or later.


Oh he, Donal, and a couple of other twits have been doing that for weeks.


You'd think they'd have moved on by now. don't you?

Or..

maybe they realy have trolled us!

Oh no.


Bertie

Oh Well......
 

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

Perish the thought... I have never made that claim. You've got a shark
on the hook and I can understand your frustration! Try tightening the
drag and see what happens. Ha Ha Ha ha

I thnk I mayb have mentioned, this isn't a fsihing expediton.


BTW. I've caught sharks. and dogfish.





Bertei

CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
...
| On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 23:01:42 -0300, a team of surgeons from
| alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt.
| Mooron:
|
| Why settle for an autograph when I have your undivided
| attention.....
|
| I just *knew* you'd claim to have trolled me sooner or later.
|
| --
| PJR :-)
| mhm34x8

Oh Well......
 

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 23:36:16 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Capt. Mooron:

Perish the thought... I have never made that claim. You've got a shark
on the hook and I can understand your frustration! Try tightening the
drag and see what happens. Ha Ha Ha ha

looks up some shark recipes

Hey, Bertie! They love me! They really love me!


It's satisfying, isn't it?

bertie