Now I see your dilemma... you spend inordinately too much time seeking a
woman's permission when you should be attending to her desires. Once her
wants are met you are free to pursue whatever strikes your fancy....
remember to be considerate, caring, attentive and complimentary. Keep in
mind they were looking for a "Man"..... don't blame them if you are
converted to an appliance with little effort.

CM


"sv "Sensoria"" wrote in message
|
| Let me explain this to you.....
|
| If you find a female..that will let you drink...spend most of your time in
| bars....not work for 10 months.... spend time and money on your
| boat......etc...etc......
|
| Please send her here.... so we can clone her...and save mankind......
|
| If you do not plan to breed....I will remind you that you are living the
| good life.....
|
| Please refrain from making us envious of you.....

Once her
wants are met you are free to pursue whatever strikes your fancy....
remember to be considerate, caring, attentive and complimentary


Huh...have you joined the dark side?....

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Now I see your dilemma... you spend inordinately too much time seeking a
woman's permission when you should be attending to her desires. Once her
wants are met you are free to pursue whatever strikes your fancy....
remember to be considerate, caring, attentive and complimentary. Keep in
mind they were looking for a "Man"..... don't blame them if you are
converted to an appliance with little effort.

CM


"sv "Sensoria"" wrote in message
|
| Let me explain this to you.....
|
| If you find a female..that will let you drink...spend most of your time
in
| bars....not work for 10 months.... spend time and money on your
| boat......etc...etc......
|
| Please send her here.... so we can clone her...and save mankind......
|
| If you do not plan to breed....I will remind you that you are living the
| good life.....
|
| Please refrain from making us envious of you.....

Shape up, Mooron, and get your priorities in order there. To get rid of the
women, just invite them to go to Great Slave Lake with you for a 6 moth
stint. That should deter them quite sufficiently.

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

Huh...have you joined the dark side?....

We like him that way....

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:

.... If only one of the ladies could afford to keep me ...

Why "only one"? Jeeze, at your age it took 3 lovlies to gladly support
my hobbies. I thot I was a "real biker" (instead of a sailor) back
then. I've since learned I'm a lesbian g.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote:
Now I see your dilemma... you spend inordinately too much time seeking a
woman's permission when you should be attending to her desires. Once her
wants are met you are free to pursue whatever strikes your fancy....
remember to be considerate, caring, attentive and complimentary.

Wow, that's some great bait you are using there! So what's the problem
then, when you reel them into the boat they somehow jump back into the
ocean? ;-)

Keep in
mind they were looking for a "Man"..... don't blame them if you are
converted to an appliance with little effort.

ROFL

LP

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
| Wow, that's some great bait you are using there! So what's the problem
| then, when you reel them into the boat they somehow jump back into the
| ocean? ;-)

If they're delicious.... they get eaten. ;-)

CM

You're making me puke with the feigned charm.

Whatever happened to the captain who is a bully and an ass?

S.Simon


"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message ...

"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
| Wow, that's some great bait you are using there! So what's the problem
| then, when you reel them into the boat they somehow jump back into the
| ocean? ;-)

If they're delicious.... they get eaten. ;-)

CM

Whatever happened to the captain who is a bully and an ass?

You're referring to Lady Pilot?
--=20
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

"katysails" wrote in message ...

Whatever happened to the captain who is a bully and an ass?

You're referring to Lady Pilot?
--

Might as well be . . .