On 14 Aug 2003 05:53:21 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Popeye:

Gesus this bertie is wun boring azzhole

He made me inhale a mouthful of tea yesterday. Bad Bertie!

git zome nu meterial.

Since it obviously ain't broke, why should he fix it?

And if i'm follerin dis rite, wuzn't petey ross one ef da yipps?

No, I'm Gary - except on Wednesdays, when I'm Kevin. Try to keep up.

zo duzn that meen he wuz menshuned?

I demand the inclusion of my full name next time.

hez a reel smurt wun 2.

Tnx.

yr fren,
Popeye

Please post some more about how stupid all the trolls are. It's bound
to embarrass us eventually, and then we'll have to leave.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On 14 Aug 2003 05:53:21 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Popeye:

Gesus this bertie is wun boring azzhole

He made me inhale a mouthful of tea yesterday. Bad Bertie!

git zome nu meterial.

Since it obviously ain't broke, why should he fix it?

And if i'm follerin dis rite, wuzn't petey ross one ef da yipps?

No, I'm Gary - except on Wednesdays, when I'm Kevin. Try to keep up.

I thought I was Kevin on Wednesdays?

zo duzn that meen he wuz menshuned?

I demand the inclusion of my full name next time.

hez a reel smurt wun 2.

Tnx.

yr fren,
Popeye

Please post some more about how stupid all the trolls are. It's bound
to embarrass us eventually, and then we'll have to leave.

Yes, Oh the shame! the shame!

Hey, maybe that's why we stay. WEe like to be ashamed.
Oh well, everyone needs a hobby.

Bertei

On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 15:08:31 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On 14 Aug 2003 05:53:21 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Popeye:

Gesus this bertie is wun boring azzhole

He made me inhale a mouthful of tea yesterday. Bad Bertie!

git zome nu meterial.

Since it obviously ain't broke, why should he fix it?

And if i'm follerin dis rite, wuzn't petey ross one ef da yipps?

No, I'm Gary - except on Wednesdays, when I'm Kevin. Try to keep up.

I thought I was Kevin on Wednesdays?

Well, we can't *both* be Kevin. It would be confusing, and we
certaainly don't want to confuse anybody, do we? I'll ask the cabal
for a ruling.

zo duzn that meen he wuz menshuned?

I demand the inclusion of my full name next time.

hez a reel smurt wun 2.

Tnx.

yr fren,
Popeye

Please post some more about how stupid all the trolls are. It's bound
to embarrass us eventually, and then we'll have to leave.

Yes, Oh the shame! the shame!

Hey, maybe that's why we stay. WEe like to be ashamed.
Oh well, everyone needs a hobby.

I feel so unworthy. Maybe the kind sailors will give me some hints on
how to be *un*ashamed of being stupid. It seems to work well for them.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Try Overproof Rum there PJ..... it can't make you any dumber... but at
least it will give you some attitude and character. Gawd knows you need both
in a hurry!

CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message

| I feel so unworthy. Maybe the kind sailors will give me some hints on
| how to be *un*ashamed of being stupid. It seems to work well for them.

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

Try Overproof Rum there PJ..... it can't make you any dumber... but
at least it will give you some attitude and character. Gawd knows you
need both in a hurry!


why?

bertie

alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
16:32:47 +0000 (UTC), when Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

Try Overproof Rum there PJ..... it can't make you any dumber... but
at least it will give you some attitude and character. Gawd knows you
need both in a hurry!


why?

They never answer questions, so why ask?
--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Majority shareholder in Tom Bishop[tm] Kookery Inc.
Tom Bishop[tm] is available for hire to accredited kookologists and
trolls at reasonable rates.
Get Tom Bishop[tm] to make *your* party go with a thud!

Heh... you want answers.... send me a check. I'll answer when the funds
clear.... I promise.

CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| They never answer questions, so why ask?

alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
13:11:23 -0300, when Capt. Mooron wrote:

Try Overproof Rum there PJ.....

Are you paying?

I'm more of a BGA person myself. Half of one of those little Schweppes
bottles of Canada Dry added to a double cognac. Heaven!

it can't make you any dumber... but at
least it will give you some attitude and character. Gawd knows you need both
in a hurry!

Please don't flame me so effectively. I'm of a nervous disposition.


CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message

| I feel so unworthy. Maybe the kind sailors will give me some hints on
| how to be *un*ashamed of being stupid. It seems to work well for them.


--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Majority shareholder in Tom Bishop[tm] Kookery Inc.
Tom Bishop[tm] is available for hire to accredited kookologists and
trolls at reasonable rates.
Get Tom Bishop[tm] to make *your* party go with a thud!

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| Are you paying?

Heh... I'm short on cash right now... but you know I would if I was flush

|
| I'm more of a BGA person myself. Half of one of those little Schweppes
| bottles of Canada Dry added to a double cognac. Heaven!

Sounds like a lady's drink to me... then again I'm not surprised.


| Please don't flame me so effectively. I'm of a nervous disposition.

See... the Overproof Rum will cure that in a hurry. Next time you are in the
liquor store... ask the nice man where they keep the Real Men's Booze.

CM

alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
17:15:14 -0300, when Capt. Mooron wrote:

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| Are you paying?

Heh... I'm short on cash right now... but you know I would if I was flush

Next time there's a blue moon, perhaps.

| I'm more of a BGA person myself. Half of one of those little Schweppes
| bottles of Canada Dry added to a double cognac. Heaven!

Sounds like a lady's drink to me... then again I'm not surprised.

Long ago, it was the drink-of-choice of Fleet Street journalists.

Are you saying that the randiest ape-descendants known to science were
poofters?

| Please don't flame me so effectively. I'm of a nervous disposition.

See... the Overproof Rum will cure that in a hurry.

I think this alleged running joke is about ready to be put out of its
misery.

points gun at teh Overproof Rum joke

digs grave

makes teh Overproof Rum Joke stand at teh edge of teh grave

BANG!

Next time you are in the
liquor store... ask the nice man where they keep the Real Men's Booze.

OK. Whatever you say.

swigs some more Bass

Actually, the way the booze is disappearing tonight I might have to
send somebody down to the offie for more before they shut.

afv-o added Heh.
--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Majority shareholder in Tom Bishop[tm] Kookery Inc.
Tom Bishop[tm] is available for hire to accredited kookologists and
trolls at reasonable rates.
Get Tom Bishop[tm] to make *your* party go with a thud!