Impy and the Yips; sing along
 

Impy and the Yips
(sung to the tune of Bennie and The Jets)

Hey Imp, man you are pathetic
Erectile dysfunction
Could it be you're diabetic?
ASA is laughing AT you
You pilot clown
Chuck Yeager's flying masturbator
Never leaves the ground.

Say, Gary and Kevin, shall we write your quips?
Cause you're so worn out, Impy and the Yips
Oh but you're weak and you're tractable
With Impy as your flaccid Queen
He's got a disorder, a mental blur
Does all his flying on a trampoline
Ohhhh, Impy and the Yips

Hey Imps, find another hobby
Trolling sharks with trout line
Got you gaffed by Captain Bobby
While you still can, better move yourselves along
Where you have a fighting chance to win
And not end up in a song.

Impy, Impy, Impy, Impy and the Yips
Impy, Simpy, Limpy, Gimpy, Wimpy, Blimpy, Skimpy and the Yips
Yeahhhh, Impy and the Yips

Scout

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Hey Taddy,
We gotta tap into this guy for the next one.

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katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein

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katysails wrote:

Hey Taddy,
We gotta tap into this guy for the next one.

--

I'm on the case already, yet.


--
Flying Tadpole

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"katysails" wrote in news:bhd58m$vvjhs$1@ID-
178897.news.uni-berlin.de:

Hey Taddy,
We gotta tap into this guy for the next one.


Yeh, he's a regular paul simon, he is.

Bertie

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On 13 Aug 2003 02:15:20 -0700, a team of surgeons from alt.sailing.asa
removed the following benign growth from Scout:

Impy and the Yips
(sung to the tune of Bennie and The Jets)

Hey Imp, man you are pathetic
Erectile dysfunction
Could it be you're diabetic?
ASA is laughing AT you
You pilot clown
Chuck Yeager's flying masturbator
Never leaves the ground.

Say, Gary and Kevin, shall we write your quips?
Cause you're so worn out, Impy and the Yips
Oh but you're weak and you're tractable
With Impy as your flaccid Queen
He's got a disorder, a mental blur
Does all his flying on a trampoline
Ohhhh, Impy and the Yips

Hey Imps, find another hobby
Trolling sharks with trout line
Got you gaffed by Captain Bobby
While you still can, better move yourselves along
Where you have a fighting chance to win
And not end up in a song.

Impy, Impy, Impy, Impy and the Yips
Impy, Simpy, Limpy, Gimpy, Wimpy, Blimpy, Skimpy and the Yips
Yeahhhh, Impy and the Yips

Scout

This would be crap even if you'd mentioned me.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

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Gesus this bertie is wun boring azzhole git zome nu meterial.

And if i'm follerin dis rite, wuzn't petey ross one ef da yipps? zo
duzn that meen he wuz menshuned? hez a reel smurt wun 2.

yr fren,
Popeye

Bertie the Bunyip
Bwawhahwhhahwhahwhahwhhahwhahwhahwhhahwhahwhahhwha h!
Bertie

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On 14 Aug 2003 05:53:21 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Popeye:

Gesus this bertie is wun boring azzhole

He made me inhale a mouthful of tea yesterday. Bad Bertie!

git zome nu meterial.

Since it obviously ain't broke, why should he fix it?

And if i'm follerin dis rite, wuzn't petey ross one ef da yipps?

No, I'm Gary - except on Wednesdays, when I'm Kevin. Try to keep up.

zo duzn that meen he wuz menshuned?

I demand the inclusion of my full name next time.

hez a reel smurt wun 2.

Tnx.

yr fren,
Popeye

Please post some more about how stupid all the trolls are. It's bound
to embarrass us eventually, and then we'll have to leave.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

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Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On 14 Aug 2003 05:53:21 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Popeye:

Gesus this bertie is wun boring azzhole

He made me inhale a mouthful of tea yesterday. Bad Bertie!

git zome nu meterial.

Since it obviously ain't broke, why should he fix it?

And if i'm follerin dis rite, wuzn't petey ross one ef da yipps?

No, I'm Gary - except on Wednesdays, when I'm Kevin. Try to keep up.

I thought I was Kevin on Wednesdays?

zo duzn that meen he wuz menshuned?

I demand the inclusion of my full name next time.

hez a reel smurt wun 2.

Tnx.

yr fren,
Popeye

Please post some more about how stupid all the trolls are. It's bound
to embarrass us eventually, and then we'll have to leave.

Yes, Oh the shame! the shame!

Hey, maybe that's why we stay. WEe like to be ashamed.
Oh well, everyone needs a hobby.

Bertei