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Scout August 13th 03 10:15 AM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
Impy and the Yips
(sung to the tune of Bennie and The Jets)

Hey Imp, man you are pathetic
Erectile dysfunction
Could it be you're diabetic?
ASA is laughing AT you
You pilot clown
Chuck Yeager's flying masturbator
Never leaves the ground.

Say, Gary and Kevin, shall we write your quips?
Cause you're so worn out, Impy and the Yips
Oh but you're weak and you're tractable
With Impy as your flaccid Queen
He's got a disorder, a mental blur
Does all his flying on a trampoline
Ohhhh, Impy and the Yips

Hey Imps, find another hobby
Trolling sharks with trout line
Got you gaffed by Captain Bobby
While you still can, better move yourselves along
Where you have a fighting chance to win
And not end up in a song.

Impy, Impy, Impy, Impy and the Yips
Impy, Simpy, Limpy, Gimpy, Wimpy, Blimpy, Skimpy and the Yips
Yeahhhh, Impy and the Yips

Scout

katysails August 13th 03 11:53 AM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
Hey Taddy,
We gotta tap into this guy for the next one.

--
katysails
s/v Chanteuse
Kirie Elite 32
http://katysails.tripod.com

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein



FLying Tadpole August 13th 03 01:14 PM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
katysails wrote:

Hey Taddy,
We gotta tap into this guy for the next one.

--


I'm on the case already, yet.


--
Flying Tadpole

-------------------------
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Bertie the Bunyip August 14th 03 07:17 AM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
(Scout) wrote in
om:

Impy and the Yips
(sung to the tune of Bennie and The Jets)

Hey Imp, man you are pathetic
Erectile dysfunction
Could it be you're diabetic?


Maybe.


ASA is laughing AT you
You pilot clown
Chuck Yeager's flying masturbator
Never leaves the ground.


Maybe.


Say, Gary and Kevin, shall we write your quips?
Cause you're so worn out, Impy and the Yips
Oh but you're weak and you're tractable
With Impy as your flaccid Queen
He's got a disorder, a mental blur
Does all his flying on a trampoline
Ohhhh, Impy and the Yips

Hey Imps, find another hobby
Trolling sharks with trout line
Got you gaffed by Captain Bobby
While you still can, better move yourselves along
Where you have a fighting chance to win
And not end up in a song.

Impy, Impy, Impy, Impy and the Yips
Impy, Simpy, Limpy, Gimpy, Wimpy, Blimpy, Skimpy and the Yips
Yeahhhh, Impy and the Yips



Yeah, I'm pathetic.

Bwawhahwhhahwhahwhahwhhahwhahwhahwhhahwhahwhahhwha h!


Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip August 14th 03 07:18 AM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
"katysails" wrote in news:bhd58m$vvjhs$1@ID-
178897.news.uni-berlin.de:

Hey Taddy,
We gotta tap into this guy for the next one.


Yeh, he's a regular paul simon, he is.

Bertie

Peter J Ross August 14th 03 12:47 PM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
On 13 Aug 2003 02:15:20 -0700, a team of surgeons from alt.sailing.asa
removed the following benign growth from Scout:

Impy and the Yips
(sung to the tune of Bennie and The Jets)

Hey Imp, man you are pathetic
Erectile dysfunction
Could it be you're diabetic?
ASA is laughing AT you
You pilot clown
Chuck Yeager's flying masturbator
Never leaves the ground.

Say, Gary and Kevin, shall we write your quips?
Cause you're so worn out, Impy and the Yips
Oh but you're weak and you're tractable
With Impy as your flaccid Queen
He's got a disorder, a mental blur
Does all his flying on a trampoline
Ohhhh, Impy and the Yips

Hey Imps, find another hobby
Trolling sharks with trout line
Got you gaffed by Captain Bobby
While you still can, better move yourselves along
Where you have a fighting chance to win
And not end up in a song.

Impy, Impy, Impy, Impy and the Yips
Impy, Simpy, Limpy, Gimpy, Wimpy, Blimpy, Skimpy and the Yips
Yeahhhh, Impy and the Yips

Scout


This would be crap even if you'd mentioned me.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Popeye August 14th 03 01:53 PM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
Gesus this bertie is wun boring azzhole git zome nu meterial.

And if i'm follerin dis rite, wuzn't petey ross one ef da yipps? zo
duzn that meen he wuz menshuned? hez a reel smurt wun 2.

yr fren,
Popeye

Bertie the Bunyip
Bwawhahwhhahwhahwhahwhhahwhahwhahwhhahwhahwhahhwha h!
Bertie


Peter J Ross August 14th 03 02:58 PM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
On 14 Aug 2003 05:53:21 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Popeye:

Gesus this bertie is wun boring azzhole


He made me inhale a mouthful of tea yesterday. Bad Bertie!

git zome nu meterial.


Since it obviously ain't broke, why should he fix it?

And if i'm follerin dis rite, wuzn't petey ross one ef da yipps?


No, I'm Gary - except on Wednesdays, when I'm Kevin. Try to keep up.

zo duzn that meen he wuz menshuned?


I demand the inclusion of my full name next time.

hez a reel smurt wun 2.


Tnx.

yr fren,
Popeye


Please post some more about how stupid all the trolls are. It's bound
to embarrass us eventually, and then we'll have to leave.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Bertie the Bunyip August 14th 03 04:07 PM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
(Popeye) wrote in
om:

Gesus this bertie is wun boring azzhole git zome nu meterial.

And if i'm follerin dis rite, wuzn't petey ross one ef da yipps? zo
duzn that meen he wuz menshuned? hez a reel smurt wun 2.


Mmm, good one.

Bertie

yr fren,
Popeye

Bertie the Bunyip
Bwawhahwhhahwhahwhahwhhahwhahwhahwhhahwhahwhahhwha h!
Bertie




Bertie the Bunyip August 14th 03 04:08 PM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On 14 Aug 2003 05:53:21 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Popeye:

Gesus this bertie is wun boring azzhole


He made me inhale a mouthful of tea yesterday. Bad Bertie!

git zome nu meterial.


Since it obviously ain't broke, why should he fix it?

And if i'm follerin dis rite, wuzn't petey ross one ef da yipps?


No, I'm Gary - except on Wednesdays, when I'm Kevin. Try to keep up.


I thought I was Kevin on Wednesdays?

zo duzn that meen he wuz menshuned?


I demand the inclusion of my full name next time.

hez a reel smurt wun 2.


Tnx.

yr fren,
Popeye


Please post some more about how stupid all the trolls are. It's bound
to embarrass us eventually, and then we'll have to leave.


Yes, Oh the shame! the shame!

Hey, maybe that's why we stay. WEe like to be ashamed.
Oh well, everyone needs a hobby.

Bertei

Peter J Ross August 14th 03 04:39 PM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 15:08:31 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On 14 Aug 2003 05:53:21 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Popeye:

Gesus this bertie is wun boring azzhole


He made me inhale a mouthful of tea yesterday. Bad Bertie!

git zome nu meterial.


Since it obviously ain't broke, why should he fix it?

And if i'm follerin dis rite, wuzn't petey ross one ef da yipps?


No, I'm Gary - except on Wednesdays, when I'm Kevin. Try to keep up.


I thought I was Kevin on Wednesdays?


Well, we can't *both* be Kevin. It would be confusing, and we
certaainly don't want to confuse anybody, do we? I'll ask the cabal
for a ruling.

zo duzn that meen he wuz menshuned?


I demand the inclusion of my full name next time.

hez a reel smurt wun 2.


Tnx.

yr fren,
Popeye


Please post some more about how stupid all the trolls are. It's bound
to embarrass us eventually, and then we'll have to leave.


Yes, Oh the shame! the shame!

Hey, maybe that's why we stay. WEe like to be ashamed.
Oh well, everyone needs a hobby.


I feel so unworthy. Maybe the kind sailors will give me some hints on
how to be *un*ashamed of being stupid. It seems to work well for them.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Capt. Mooron August 14th 03 05:11 PM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
Try Overproof Rum there PJ..... it can't make you any dumber... but at
least it will give you some attitude and character. Gawd knows you need both
in a hurry!

CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message

| I feel so unworthy. Maybe the kind sailors will give me some hints on
| how to be *un*ashamed of being stupid. It seems to work well for them.



Bertie the Bunyip August 14th 03 05:15 PM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 15:08:31 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
m:

On 14 Aug 2003 05:53:21 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Popeye:

Gesus this bertie is wun boring azzhole

He made me inhale a mouthful of tea yesterday. Bad Bertie!

git zome nu meterial.

Since it obviously ain't broke, why should he fix it?

And if i'm follerin dis rite, wuzn't petey ross one ef da yipps?

No, I'm Gary - except on Wednesdays, when I'm Kevin. Try to keep up.


I thought I was Kevin on Wednesdays?


Well, we can't *both* be Kevin. It would be confusing, and we
certaainly don't want to confuse anybody, do we? I'll ask the cabal
for a ruling.

zo duzn that meen he wuz menshuned?

I demand the inclusion of my full name next time.

hez a reel smurt wun 2.

Tnx.

yr fren,
Popeye

Please post some more about how stupid all the trolls are. It's bound
to embarrass us eventually, and then we'll have to leave.


Yes, Oh the shame! the shame!

Hey, maybe that's why we stay. WEe like to be ashamed.
Oh well, everyone needs a hobby.


I feel so unworthy. Maybe the kind sailors will give me some hints on
how to be *un*ashamed of being stupid. It seems to work well for them.


they're the masters. Watch them work and learn.

Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip August 14th 03 05:32 PM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

Try Overproof Rum there PJ..... it can't make you any dumber... but
at least it will give you some attitude and character. Gawd knows you
need both in a hurry!


why?

bertie

Peter J Ross August 14th 03 07:41 PM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
13:11:23 -0300, when Capt. Mooron wrote:

Try Overproof Rum there PJ.....


Are you paying?

I'm more of a BGA person myself. Half of one of those little Schweppes
bottles of Canada Dry added to a double cognac. Heaven!

it can't make you any dumber... but at
least it will give you some attitude and character. Gawd knows you need both
in a hurry!


Please don't flame me so effectively. I'm of a nervous disposition.


CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message

| I feel so unworthy. Maybe the kind sailors will give me some hints on
| how to be *un*ashamed of being stupid. It seems to work well for them.


--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Majority shareholder in Tom Bishop[tm] Kookery Inc.
Tom Bishop[tm] is available for hire to accredited kookologists and
trolls at reasonable rates.
Get Tom Bishop[tm] to make *your* party go with a thud!

Peter J Ross August 14th 03 07:42 PM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
16:32:47 +0000 (UTC), when Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

Try Overproof Rum there PJ..... it can't make you any dumber... but
at least it will give you some attitude and character. Gawd knows you
need both in a hurry!


why?


They never answer questions, so why ask?
--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Majority shareholder in Tom Bishop[tm] Kookery Inc.
Tom Bishop[tm] is available for hire to accredited kookologists and
trolls at reasonable rates.
Get Tom Bishop[tm] to make *your* party go with a thud!

Peter J Ross August 14th 03 07:43 PM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
16:15:20 +0000 (UTC), when Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 15:08:31 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On 14 Aug 2003 05:53:21 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Popeye:

Gesus this bertie is wun boring azzhole

He made me inhale a mouthful of tea yesterday. Bad Bertie!

git zome nu meterial.

Since it obviously ain't broke, why should he fix it?

And if i'm follerin dis rite, wuzn't petey ross one ef da yipps?

No, I'm Gary - except on Wednesdays, when I'm Kevin. Try to keep up.

I thought I was Kevin on Wednesdays?


Well, we can't *both* be Kevin. It would be confusing, and we
certaainly don't want to confuse anybody, do we? I'll ask the cabal
for a ruling.

zo duzn that meen he wuz menshuned?

I demand the inclusion of my full name next time.

hez a reel smurt wun 2.

Tnx.

yr fren,
Popeye

Please post some more about how stupid all the trolls are. It's bound
to embarrass us eventually, and then we'll have to leave.

Yes, Oh the shame! the shame!

Hey, maybe that's why we stay. WEe like to be ashamed.
Oh well, everyone needs a hobby.


I feel so unworthy. Maybe the kind sailors will give me some hints on
how to be *un*ashamed of being stupid. It seems to work well for them.


they're the masters. Watch them work and learn.


They're Zen teachers. They demonstrate the sound of one mouth
flapping.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Majority shareholder in Tom Bishop[tm] Kookery Inc.
Tom Bishop[tm] is available for hire to accredited kookologists and
trolls at reasonable rates.
Get Tom Bishop[tm] to make *your* party go with a thud!

Capt. Mooron August 14th 03 09:08 PM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
Heh... you want answers.... send me a check. I'll answer when the funds
clear.... I promise.

CM

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| They never answer questions, so why ask?



Capt. Mooron August 14th 03 09:15 PM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| Are you paying?

Heh... I'm short on cash right now... but you know I would if I was flush

|
| I'm more of a BGA person myself. Half of one of those little Schweppes
| bottles of Canada Dry added to a double cognac. Heaven!

Sounds like a lady's drink to me... then again I'm not surprised.


| Please don't flame me so effectively. I'm of a nervous disposition.

See... the Overproof Rum will cure that in a hurry. Next time you are in the
liquor store... ask the nice man where they keep the Real Men's Booze.

CM



Peter J Ross August 14th 03 09:34 PM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
17:08:58 -0300, when Capt. Mooron wrote:

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| They never answer questions, so why ask?

Heh...


No, you're *not* funny, so there's no reason for this "heh".

you want answers....


If I wanted sailing-related answers, this would be the last place I'd
choose to ask.

send me a check. I'll answer when the funds
clear.... I promise.


Would a banker's draft from The House Of Bunyip suffice?

GUVF VF GBB SHPXVAT RNFL!!!!!!!

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Majority shareholder in Tom Bishop[tm] Kookery Inc.
Tom Bishop[tm] is available for hire to accredited kookologists and
trolls at reasonable rates.
Get Tom Bishop[tm] to make *your* party go with a thud!

Peter J Ross August 14th 03 09:42 PM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
17:15:14 -0300, when Capt. Mooron wrote:

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| Are you paying?

Heh... I'm short on cash right now... but you know I would if I was flush


Next time there's a blue moon, perhaps.

| I'm more of a BGA person myself. Half of one of those little Schweppes
| bottles of Canada Dry added to a double cognac. Heaven!

Sounds like a lady's drink to me... then again I'm not surprised.


Long ago, it was the drink-of-choice of Fleet Street journalists.

Are you saying that the randiest ape-descendants known to science were
poofters?

| Please don't flame me so effectively. I'm of a nervous disposition.

See... the Overproof Rum will cure that in a hurry.


I think this alleged running joke is about ready to be put out of its
misery.

points gun at teh Overproof Rum joke

digs grave

makes teh Overproof Rum Joke stand at teh edge of teh grave

BANG!

Next time you are in the
liquor store... ask the nice man where they keep the Real Men's Booze.


OK. Whatever you say.

swigs some more Bass

Actually, the way the booze is disappearing tonight I might have to
send somebody down to the offie for more before they shut.

afv-o added Heh.
--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Majority shareholder in Tom Bishop[tm] Kookery Inc.
Tom Bishop[tm] is available for hire to accredited kookologists and
trolls at reasonable rates.
Get Tom Bishop[tm] to make *your* party go with a thud!

Donal August 14th 03 10:42 PM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
...
swigs some more Bass



Bass??? You're joking, aren't you?



Geeeze - this guy drinks ******. You must be a bloody tight-fisted
Northerner!



Regatds


Donal
--




Capt. Mooron August 14th 03 11:05 PM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
Type that out again when you stop autofellating... I can't make out what you
are pecking out with your nose.

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
|
| GUVF VF GBB SHPXVAT RNFL!!!!!!!



Peter J Ross August 14th 03 11:19 PM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Thu,
14 Aug 2003 22:34:07 +0100, when Donal wrote:

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
.. .
alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
17:08:58 -0300, when Capt. Mooron wrote:

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| They never answer questions, so why ask?

Heh...


No, you're *not* funny, so there's no reason for this "heh".

you want answers....


If I wanted sailing-related answers, this would be the last place I'd
choose to ask.

send me a check. I'll answer when the funds
clear.... I promise.


Would a banker's draft from The House Of Bunyip suffice?

GUVF VF GBB SHPXVAT RNFL!!!!!!!

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Majority shareholder in Tom Bishop[tm] Kookery Inc.
Tom Bishop[tm] is available for hire to accredited kookologists and
trolls at reasonable rates.
Get Tom Bishop[tm] to make *your* party go with a thud!


Brilliant, even by ASA standards.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Majority shareholder in Tom Bishop[tm] Kookery Inc.
Tom Bishop[tm] is available for hire to accredited kookologists and
trolls at reasonable rates.
Get Tom Bishop[tm] to make *your* party go with a thud!

Peter J Ross August 14th 03 11:20 PM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Thu,
14 Aug 2003 19:05:14 -0300, when Capt. Mooron wrote:

Type that out again when you stop autofellating... I can't make out what you
are pecking out with your nose.


Snagnfvfr nobhg zr zhpu?

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
|
| GUVF VF GBB SHPXVAT RNFL!!!!!!!


--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Majority shareholder in Tom Bishop[tm] Kookery Inc.
Tom Bishop[tm] is available for hire to accredited kookologists and
trolls at reasonable rates.
Get Tom Bishop[tm] to make *your* party go with a thud!

Peter J Ross August 14th 03 11:22 PM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk has never been the same since Thu,
14 Aug 2003 22:42:44 +0100, when Donal wrote:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
.. .
swigs some more Bass



Bass??? You're joking, aren't you?

Geeeze - this guy drinks ******. You must be a bloody tight-fisted
Northerner!


You either love Bass or you hate it.

Or, as in your case, Daddy might buy you a lager shandy if you're
lucky.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8
Majority shareholder in Tom Bishop[tm] Kookery Inc.
Tom Bishop[tm] is available for hire to accredited kookologists and
trolls at reasonable rates.
Get Tom Bishop[tm] to make *your* party go with a thud!

Rich Ahrens August 14th 03 11:47 PM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
Peter J Ross wrote:
alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
17:08:58 -0300, when Capt. Mooron wrote:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| They never answer questions, so why ask?

Heh...



No, you're *not* funny, so there's no reason for this "heh".


you want answers....



If I wanted sailing-related answers, this would be the last place I'd
choose to ask.


send me a check. I'll answer when the funds
clear.... I promise.



Would a banker's draft from The House Of Bunyip suffice?

GUVF VF GBB SHPXVAT RNFL!!!!!!!


Jung qb lbh rkcrpg? Gurl'er shpxvat zbebaf!


NH_/)_ August 14th 03 11:54 PM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
(Popeye)...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAH

CaptRon

Popeye wrote:
Gesus this bertie is wun boring azzhole git zome nu meterial.

And if i'm follerin dis rite, wuzn't petey ross one ef da yipps? zo
duzn that meen he wuz menshuned? hez a reel smurt wun 2.

yr fren,
Popeye

Bertie the Bunyip

Bwawhahwhhahwhahwhahwhhahwhahwhahwhhahwhahwhahhw hah!
Bertie



Peter J Ross August 15th 03 01:51 AM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 19:21:48 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Capt. Mooron:

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message

| Next time there's a blue moon, perhaps.
Yeah ... or Tuesday


So soon? Are these really my last days?

| Long ago, it was the drink-of-choice of Fleet Street journalists.
| Are you saying that the randiest ape-descendants known to science were
| poofters?

Look Peter... I don't make the rules.... you drink women's booze and that
pretty much sums it up.... beat your , er breasts and scream all you want.


I haven't had a BGA in a bar for about 20 years. It costs a ****ing
fortune now.

| I think this alleged running joke is about ready to be put out of its
| misery.

Er-r-r-r I wouldn't do that if I were you!!


OK, feel free to continue your running joke.

| points gun at teh Overproof Rum joke
| digs grave
| makes teh Overproof Rum Joke stand at teh edge of teh grave
| BANG!

BOOM... ignition of alcoholic beverage and resulting shock wave fry's Peter
to a crisp.


Sorry, but I was talking about the joke, not the rum. You lose, again.

[The crowd gathers murmuring and laments the fact he couldn't hold his
liquor]

| OK. Whatever you say.
| swigs some more Bass

and applies his lipstick...


Keep your sex fantasies to yourself, big boy.

| Actually, the way the booze is disappearing tonight I might have to
| send somebody down to the offie for more before they shut.

Good idea... you wouldn't want to get molested by those Fleet Street
Poofters.


You don't know what Fleet Street is, do you?

I can imagine you being chucked out of The Falstaff for being a little
too poofy, back in the good old days.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Peter J Ross August 15th 03 01:53 AM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 22:54:10 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from NH_/)_:

(Popeye)...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAH


Are you quite sure it deserves the final "AHAHAHAH"?

CaptRon

Popeye wrote:
Gesus this bertie is wun boring azzhole git zome nu meterial.

And if i'm follerin dis rite, wuzn't petey ross one ef da yipps? zo
duzn that meen he wuz menshuned? hez a reel smurt wun 2.

yr fren,
Popeye

Bertie the Bunyip

Bwawhahwhhahwhahwhahwhhahwhahwhahwhhahwhahwhahh whah!
Bertie


P.S. WHY THE ****ING CHRIST-IN-A-PAIR-OF-SPEEDOS CAN'T YOU MORONS
LEARN HOW TO POST?

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Capt. Mooron August 15th 03 02:44 AM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
Heh you in the back... keep it down will Ya... I can't hear the band!!

Have another Shirly Temple...


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message

| P.S. WHY THE ****ING CHRIST-IN-A-PAIR-OF-SPEEDOS CAN'T YOU MORONS
| LEARN HOW TO POST?



NH_/\)_ August 15th 03 02:49 AM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
I'll drink to that

NH_/)_

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ED ScamWatch
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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Heh you in the back... keep it down will Ya... I can't hear the band!!

Have another Shirly Temple...


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message

| P.S. WHY THE ****ING CHRIST-IN-A-PAIR-OF-SPEEDOS CAN'T YOU MORONS
| LEARN HOW TO POST?






Peter J Ross August 15th 03 03:22 AM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 22:40:48 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Capt. Mooron:

Good Boy Peter..... now roll over and play dead.


"O Bertie, wert thou posting at this hour..."

This kook is very much mine, isn't he?

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Peter J Ross August 15th 03 03:22 AM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 21:55:14 -0400, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Gary L. Burno

On Fri, 15 Aug 2003 01:49:07 GMT, "NH_/\)_"
wrote:

I'll drink to that


Bet you will!


Is any of them ever sober?

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Peter J Ross August 15th 03 03:23 AM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 21:52:20 -0400, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Gary L. Burno

On Fri, 15 Aug 2003 01:53:38 +0100, Peter J Ross
wrote:

On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 22:54:10 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from NH_/)_:

(Popeye)...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH


Are you quite sure it deserves the final "AHAHAHAH"?

CaptRon

Popeye wrote:
Gesus this bertie is wun boring azzhole git zome nu meterial.

And if i'm follerin dis rite, wuzn't petey ross one ef da yipps? zo
duzn that meen he wuz menshuned? hez a reel smurt wun 2.

yr fren,
Popeye

Bertie the Bunyip

Bwawhahwhhahwhahwhahwhhahwhahwhahwhhahwhahwha hhwhah!
Bertie


P.S. WHY THE ****ING CHRIST-IN-A-PAIR-OF-SPEEDOS CAN'T YOU MORONS
LEARN HOW TO POST?



They use outlook.


I hope and pray that their navigation software is less primitive.
--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Capt. Mooron August 15th 03 03:26 AM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
| Is any of them ever sober?

NO.... then again we don't drink girly liquor.

CM



Capt. Mooron August 15th 03 03:27 AM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message

| I hope and pray that their navigation software is less primitive.

Oh you bet... compass, dividers a paper chart and a chrono. Nothin' but the
best.

CM



Rich Ahrens August 15th 03 03:49 AM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
Peter J Ross wrote:
On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 22:40:48 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Capt. Mooron:


Good Boy Peter..... now roll over and play dead.



"O Bertie, wert thou posting at this hour..."

This kook is very much mine, isn't he?


Lbh bja uvz!


Capt. Mooron August 15th 03 04:01 AM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
Thanx Richie... I missed that reply.

Ha Ha ha ha..............

Bertie.... your boy is in trouble here, he needs you to help reel in the
fish!!

Heh Petey... got those water wings strapped on tight?????

Bwhahahahahaaaaaaaa

CM


"Rich Ahrens" wrote in message
i.com...
| Peter J Ross wrote:
| On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 22:40:48 -0300, a team of surgeons from
| alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
| growth from Capt. Mooron:
|
|
| Good Boy Peter..... now roll over and play dead.
|
|
| "O Bertie, wert thou posting at this hour..."
|
| This kook is very much mine, isn't he?
|
| Lbh bja uvz!
|



Lady Pilot August 15th 03 04:37 AM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 

"Peter J Ross" wrote:

I can imagine you being chucked out of The Falstaff for being a little
too poofy, back in the good old days.


Peter, my uncle was the President of Falstaff for many years...

Is there something I'm missing?

LP




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