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Peter J Ross August 15th 03 04:39 AM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 21:49:21 -0500, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Rich Ahrens:

Peter J Ross wrote:
On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 22:40:48 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Capt. Mooron:


Good Boy Peter..... now roll over and play dead.



"O Bertie, wert thou posting at this hour..."

This kook is very much mine, isn't he?


Lbh bja uvz!

Jnag gb ohl n funer?
--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Peter J Ross August 15th 03 04:40 AM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
On Fri, 15 Aug 2003 00:01:49 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Capt. Mooron:

Thanx Richie... I missed that reply.

Ha Ha ha ha..............

Bertie.... your boy is in trouble here, he needs you to help reel in the
fish!!

Heh Petey... got those water wings strapped on tight?????

Bwhahahahahaaaaaaaa


What?

CM


"Rich Ahrens" wrote in message
si.com...
| Peter J Ross wrote:
| On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 22:40:48 -0300, a team of surgeons from
| alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
| growth from Capt. Mooron:
|
|
| Good Boy Peter..... now roll over and play dead.
|
|
| "O Bertie, wert thou posting at this hour..."
|
| This kook is very much mine, isn't he?
|
| Lbh bja uvz!
|


--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Lady Pilot August 15th 03 04:40 AM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 

"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 22:40:48 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Capt. Mooron:

Good Boy Peter..... now roll over and play dead.


"O Bertie, wert thou posting at this hour..."

This kook is very much mine, isn't he?


Nope, he belongs to me, Peter.

And don't you remember your promise that if someone would post an ascii you
would leave? Don't you remember my finger?

LP(I just hate thinking Peter is a liar)




Peter J Ross August 15th 03 04:41 AM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 23:27:57 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Capt. Mooron:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message

| I hope and pray that their navigation software is less primitive.

Oh you bet... compass, dividers a paper chart and a chrono. Nothin' but the
best.


Have you found the North-West Passage yet?

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Lady Pilot August 15th 03 04:42 AM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
Ritchie Ahrens is a 400 pound buffoon!

LP
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Thanx Richie... I missed that reply.

Ha Ha ha ha..............

Bertie.... your boy is in trouble here, he needs you to help reel in the
fish!!

Heh Petey... got those water wings strapped on tight?????

Bwhahahahahaaaaaaaa

CM


"Rich Ahrens" wrote in message
i.com...
| Peter J Ross wrote:
| On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 22:40:48 -0300, a team of surgeons from
| alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
| growth from Capt. Mooron:
|
|
| Good Boy Peter..... now roll over and play dead.
|
|
| "O Bertie, wert thou posting at this hour..."
|
| This kook is very much mine, isn't he?
|
| Lbh bja uvz!
|





Lady Pilot August 15th 03 04:44 AM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
I'm still waiting on those trace results, NH. It's been what 4 days now?
Don't tell me that you were lying about getting some "real results".

LOL!

LP (such amateurs in this newsgroup)

"NH_/)_" wrote in message
om...
I'll drink to that

NH_/)_

--
Nora_00112
ED ScamWatch
Senor Technical Officer

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"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Heh you in the back... keep it down will Ya... I can't hear the band!!

Have another Shirly Temple...


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message

| P.S. WHY THE ****ING CHRIST-IN-A-PAIR-OF-SPEEDOS CAN'T YOU MORONS
| LEARN HOW TO POST?








Peter J Ross August 15th 03 04:52 AM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
On Fri, 15 Aug 2003 03:13:49 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.sailing.asa removed the following benign growth from Peter Wiley:

snip
PJR

snip

Stop talking about me, you ****ing trolls.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

NH_/\)_ August 15th 03 05:47 AM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
Technical Contact:
Urban, Joseph (JU4)
Norden 1 Communications
238 E WEBER ST
TOLEDO, OH 43608-1814
US
419-243-2015
The User is based in Colombus
ok, lets go to the deep search, lol


is gary
EFnet
Nick: TERD )
Realname: terd
Channels: @#TERD
Server: irc.choopa.net

Dog Terd -
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BANK TERD -
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**** terd -
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he is from Minnesota
going through danish newsserver
but then he should be danish , lol
maybe he is using an proxi from Minnesota but his dialup is danish


Stephen Baker who is this ?
and this BertSchnik
bert bertie I bet thats him
but Stephen Baker did use the same dialup
"Stephen Baker"

http://members.aol.com/Saildesign/pr...cbweb/home.htm
http://www.lunaticfringe.org/vwfox/registry/031.html
http://www.virtmalcol.co.uk/redbook/house/No%205


Stephen Baker
401-423-0596 . . . Fax: 401-423-0596
73 Columbia Ave., Jamestown, RI 02835
e-mail:
http://philipspoti.crosswinds.net/vw/fox/Foxsmall.html


Bill Brennan
RockyNewsgroup.org

http://www.netsys.com/
subscrib admin
hackers site
Gary L. Burnore
Owner
DataBasix
Black Helicopter Repair Services, Ltd.|
http://archives.mfn.org/
Burnore's last known address, believed to be still valid, is 908
Springfield
Commons Drive, Apartment 127, in Raleigh, North Carolina, and his last
known
telephone number is 919-420-7691.
Burnore's vicious assault on this young girl was brought to light by an
email
made to an official through an anonymous remailer (an act which may have
saved
her life) - this is the reason for Burnore's ongoing campaign to take down
these remailers and their operators by any means possible. A few minutes
spent
at http://google.com, searching on the words "burnore" and "remailer" is
quite
http://aplawrence.com//wiz.html



"Lady Pilot" wrote in message
...
I'm still waiting on those trace results, NH. It's been what 4 days now?
Don't tell me that you were lying about getting some "real results".

LOL!

LP (such amateurs in this newsgroup)

"NH_/)_" wrote in message
om...
I'll drink to that

NH_/)_

--
Nora_00112
ED ScamWatch
Senor Technical Officer

--------
http://nortech-cs.com/sailusa/index4.htm
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in message
...
Heh you in the back... keep it down will Ya... I can't hear the band!!

Have another Shirly Temple...


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message

| P.S. WHY THE ****ING CHRIST-IN-A-PAIR-OF-SPEEDOS CAN'T YOU MORONS
| LEARN HOW TO POST?











Peter J Ross August 15th 03 05:56 AM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
On Fri, 15 Aug 2003 03:37:52 GMT, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Lady Pilot:


"Peter J Ross" wrote:

I can imagine you being chucked out of The Falstaff for being a little
too poofy, back in the good old days.


Peter, my uncle was the President of Falstaff for many years...

Is there something I'm missing?


Yes, it's a London pub.

The Falstaff.

HTH.

--
PJR :-)
mhm34x8

Bertie the Bunyip August 15th 03 06:17 AM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message

| Next time there's a blue moon, perhaps.
Yeah ... or Tuesday


| Long ago, it was the drink-of-choice of Fleet Street journalists.
| Are you saying that the randiest ape-descendants known to science
| were poofters?

Look Peter... I don't make the rules.... you drink women's booze and
that pretty much sums it up.... beat your , er breasts and scream all
you want.


| I think this alleged running joke is about ready to be put out of its
| misery.

Er-r-r-r I wouldn't do that if I were you!!

| points gun at teh Overproof Rum joke
| digs grave
| makes teh Overproof Rum Joke stand at teh edge of teh grave
| BANG!

BOOM... ignition of alcoholic beverage and resulting shock wave fry's
Peter to a crisp.
[The crowd gathers murmuring and laments the fact he couldn't hold his
liquor]

| OK. Whatever you say.
| swigs some more Bass

and applies his lipstick...

| Actually, the way the booze is disappearing tonight I might have to
| send somebody down to the offie for more before they shut.

Good idea... you wouldn't want to get molested by those Fleet Street
Poofters.


Youdrink rum with sugar water and you are calling someone else's drink a
girl's drink?

We're through the looking glass now, everybody.

Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip August 15th 03 06:18 AM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
"Donal" wrote in
:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
...
swigs some more Bass



Bass??? You're joking, aren't you?



Geeeze - this guy drinks ******. You must be a bloody tight-fisted
Northerner!


and you drink what, fjukwit?

Lager?

Flagons of cider out in your Cortina?

Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip August 15th 03 06:19 AM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
Peter J Ross wrote in
:

On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 22:40:48 -0300, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Capt. Mooron:

Good Boy Peter..... now roll over and play dead.


"O Bertie, wert thou posting at this hour..."

This kook is very much mine, isn't he?


He's pretty thick, this one. I dash him to you as a present.



Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip August 15th 03 06:20 AM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

Thanx Richie... I missed that reply.

Ha Ha ha ha..............

Bertie.... your boy is in trouble here, he needs you to help reel in the
fish!!


Fish?


No, it's mice, actually.



Heh Petey... got those water wings strapped on tight?????


Why, you think he might fall in?

I doubt it.


Bertie


And BTW, it's
Bwawhahwhahwhahwhhahwhahwhahwhhahwhahwhahwhhahwhah whahwhhahwhahw!



Bwhahahahahaaaaaaaa

CM


"Rich Ahrens" wrote in message
i.com...
| Peter J Ross wrote:
| On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 22:40:48 -0300, a team of surgeons from
| alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
| growth from Capt. Mooron:
|
|
| Good Boy Peter..... now roll over and play dead.
|
|
| "O Bertie, wert thou posting at this hour..."
|
| This kook is very much mine, isn't he?
|
| Lbh bja uvz!
|





Bertie the Bunyip August 15th 03 06:22 AM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

Type that out again when you stop autofellating... I can't make out
what you are pecking out with your nose.


My my, wht a mind.

Bertei



"Peter J Ross" wrote in message
|
| GUVF VF GBB SHPXVAT RNFL!!!!!!!





Bertie the Bunyip August 15th 03 06:24 AM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
Peter J Ross wrote in
:

alt.sailing.asa has never been the same since Thu, 14 Aug 2003
16:15:20 +0000 (UTC), when Bertie the Bunyip wrote:

Peter J Ross wrote in
m:

On Thu, 14 Aug 2003 15:08:31 +0000 (UTC), a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Bertie the Bunyip:

Peter J Ross wrote in
m:

On 14 Aug 2003 05:53:21 -0700, a team of surgeons from
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk removed the following benign
growth from Popeye:

Gesus this bertie is wun boring azzhole

He made me inhale a mouthful of tea yesterday. Bad Bertie!

git zome nu meterial.

Since it obviously ain't broke, why should he fix it?

And if i'm follerin dis rite, wuzn't petey ross one ef da yipps?

No, I'm Gary - except on Wednesdays, when I'm Kevin. Try to keep up.

I thought I was Kevin on Wednesdays?

Well, we can't *both* be Kevin. It would be confusing, and we
certaainly don't want to confuse anybody, do we? I'll ask the cabal
for a ruling.

zo duzn that meen he wuz menshuned?

I demand the inclusion of my full name next time.

hez a reel smurt wun 2.

Tnx.

yr fren,
Popeye

Please post some more about how stupid all the trolls are. It's bound
to embarrass us eventually, and then we'll have to leave.

Yes, Oh the shame! the shame!

Hey, maybe that's why we stay. WEe like to be ashamed.
Oh well, everyone needs a hobby.

I feel so unworthy. Maybe the kind sailors will give me some hints on
how to be *un*ashamed of being stupid. It seems to work well for them.


they're the masters. Watch them work and learn.


They're Zen teachers. They demonstrate the sound of one mouth
flapping.


And if a tree fell on them in the forest, would anybody care?

Bertie

Bertie the Bunyip August 15th 03 06:24 AM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
"NH_/)_" wrote in
:

(Popeye)...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAH


Bwawhahwhahwhhahwhahwhhahwhahwhahhwhahwhahwhahhwha hwahwhhah!

Fjuckwit.

Bertie

CaptRon

Popeye wrote:
Gesus this bertie is wun boring azzhole git zome nu meterial.

And if i'm follerin dis rite, wuzn't petey ross one ef da yipps? zo
duzn that meen he wuz menshuned? hez a reel smurt wun 2.

yr fren,
Popeye

Bertie the Bunyip

Bwawhahwhhahwhahwhahwhhahwhahwhahwhhahwhahwhahh whah!
Bertie





Bertie the Bunyip August 15th 03 06:25 AM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:

Heh you in the back... keep it down will Ya... I can't hear the band!!

Have another Shirly Temple...


POervert

Bertie


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message

| P.S. WHY THE ****ING CHRIST-IN-A-PAIR-OF-SPEEDOS CAN'T YOU MORONS
| LEARN HOW TO POST?





Bertie the Bunyip August 15th 03 06:26 AM

Impy and the Yips; sing along
 
"Capt. Mooron" wrote in
:


"Peter J Ross" wrote in message

| I hope and pray that their navigation software is less primitive.

Oh you bet... compass, dividers a paper chart and a chrono. Nothin'
but the best.


Yeh, like you could use them.

Bertie


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